Dictatorship Idol

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This Summer, eleven contestants have been picked from an initial turnout of thousands to spend three months under total surveillance. Each week, they will vote out (or otherwise dispose of) one of their number. At the end of the three months, the remaining housemate will be crowned;

Lord Protector, Leader of the Vanguard, Commander of the Gate, His

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[x_samurai]

Do the contestants have to perform demeaning tasks in order to get their food ration for the week and/or access to luxury items, like Molotovs alcohol and instruments of torture when slipped in a sock soap? Will there by a diary room where are semi-coherent contestants can let us know how they feel, everygoddamnwakingminute?

My prediction: Zane for the win, unless Stewart breaks over his constant railing against 'the Man' and finally rams his face into the garbage disposal unit. The voting public will like his rants, and he doesn't have any views that are going to be generally unpopular.

Personal favourite: Iolanthe, I've got my eye on her. I think she could be a real contender if she can win Fyodor to her side and use him as a pawn and translator.