Not with a bang, but with retching

[wmetoile]

It's finally over. He proposed. By saying "Will you marry us?" meaning him and his kids. Which...ew. They chastely made out in front of her family and his friends. The kid with the imaginary geese spilled pudding all over her. And this hulking, suppurating pustule of a manuscript finally came to a close with this nauseating line:

Their embrace

Comments

[slightlyoffaxis]

To me, "soldier-daddy" sounds like "baby-daddy."

[wmetoile]

Doesn't it? It's just so ... silly.

[kinemacolornaps]

Are you going to start another one now? These posts are the only thing keeping me sober during work hours.

[wmetoile]

I'm going to return this one tomorrow morning and try desperately to forget I ever read one single stinking horrifying word.

[trappedinabay]

OMFG.

I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but really, you either have to laugh or cry.

[wmetoile]

Oh, I hope you laughed. Eventually, I was drunk enough that I laughed.