A Flogging Would Be A Good Deal Less Painful.

[wizzard890]

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MAKE ME SUFFER MEME.

Ganked from pyrrhiccomedyNo matter how talented we are, we've all got things we're miserable at. And usually we don't write/draw these things, because we're miserable at them, but delusions of competence are for losers, right? Here's your chance to ask me for something I'd never produce if I had any sense at all

Comments

[byzantienne]

England/Japan, songfic.

To this. ('King of Pain', Sting and the Police, 1986.)

[wizzard890]

*staggers*

YOU HAVE TAKEN YOUR REVENGE, MADAM.

[byzantienne]

It is only deserved.

(FOOTBALL. If I have to write about football, you can write songfic.)

[wizzard890]

(At least you have Wikipedia to help you! D=)

[alatherna]

I want England/Spain with piratey talk and lots of smut. Rest is up you you ♥

[wizzard890]

Nggh, see this is the kind of thing I would love to read but it impossible for me to write dknagldskhlkghdl--

Okay.

[makeshift_6]

GermanyxRomano space pirate AU with drama that ends in fluff. Do not mention clothing. Have fun. c:

*shotdead*

[erueru_2d]

Sweden/Finland songfic to Soldiers by ABBA.

[hiza_chan]

Zombie Apocalypse AU with England/France. Dialogue during quick-oh-crap-there-could-be-zombies-any-second-faster-you-wanker sex is optional but totally encouraged.