Pure As Driven-Freaking-Snow, Baby!
The verdict is in.
I'M INNOCENT!!!
It was another Emily Smith the whole time, an Emily Smith who runs around drinking and getting caught. Ha! Judge Turpin obviously believed me, but I would have hated to bust out the alibi I had waiting in the wings: "Look, it couldn't have been me. Why? Um...Because on the night of January 22, I was sitting in ( Read more... )
I'M INNOCENT!!!
It was another Emily Smith the whole time, an Emily Smith who runs around drinking and getting caught. Ha! Judge Turpin obviously believed me, but I would have hated to bust out the alibi I had waiting in the wings: "Look, it couldn't have been me. Why? Um...Because on the night of January 22, I was sitting in ( Read more... )
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*celebrates....just not with booze XD*
That would have been...some excuse. XD
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"Countries, ma'am. Except not. Kinda like people. But also not... Ma'am, could you stop looking at me like that?"
XD
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...I think there will be a distinct possibility that if you say that to her, she'd think you're on something that is not booze.
Like crack. XD
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