Vintage items, Chanel, Diane VonF, MJ, Topshop, etc
Tons (tons) of stuff. I basically have amazing taste.
Everything goes out priority mail, so leave your zip! No smokers up in here, but we do have 2 sweetsweet cats, and I will do my damndest with the lint roller. Sorry some stuff is wrinkly, it's been in a sealed box in my closet for agez! Paypal only!! LYLAS.
PAYPAL EMAIL IS LILRING AT GMAIL DOT COM, ships from 02909!
& if you're looking for plus sized stuff (size 14-18 basically), I have another sales post on Fatshionista!
Chanel Sunglasses $125 (orig $250)
Yes, they are real. I promise, I got them at Bloomingdale's back when I was a high roller livin' with the moms. Don't know where the original case is, sorry!! The lenses are in great condition, no scratches that I can see because I'm sorta anal.
Authentic Vintage Style Cazals $140 (orig $225)
Just like DARYL OF RUN DMC, thaaaaaz right. These are ophthalmic quality glasses, ready to have your prescription put in (or lack of, you lil' faker, you). Comes with original case. In perfect condition. Here are two pictures of me modeling them for you, because I am a model (I highly advise anti-glare lenses, geez).
Vintage Poly Creme & Tan Dress $25 SOLD
So hot, I would wear this in a second. So 70's, big glasses, platforms, bonerrrsss. Elastic waist, faux button placket. Probs needs a slip if you don't want me to see your nips. Size M/L.
Diane VonFurstenburg Dropwaist Jersey Dress $170 (orig $245)
OK, THIS THING HAS POCKETS. Need I say more? Ok, I will. Super soft rayon jersey, NEW WITH TAGS, LADIES. Never worn. Scoop neck, soft gathers at skirt, rich chocolate color. Size 10.
Vintage Gold Silk Shantung Dress $50 SOLD
Like me, I'm sure you were meant to be born into the 60's. Let's make that happen. This dress is so amazing, in perf condition, no flaws that I see. Cap sleeves, zip back, princess seaming, elegant slightly stand-up collar with a jeweled back closure at neck. Also, POCKETS (see the Kewpie hanging out in there?). Unbelievable color, and a tailored fit that could KILL A MAN.
Bust 19"
Waist 15.5"
Hip 19.5"
Batwing Jersey Dress $30 (orig $42) SOLD
This dress is live and direct from Korea, and it's never been worn! I loved it so much, but I was a little too optimistic about the sizing (no prayer of fitting). Here, this is the item description, which has better pics, and measurements! Size medium, I'd say.
Puff Sleeve Free People S/S Cardigan $15 (orig $58)
Gently worn, but ace condition. Perfect for fall. Super soft, plain, will go with anything. Especially good to nip in the waist. Size L.
Topshop Brit Flag and MIOW PANTIEZ $5 each, $8 for the pair
My ex's mom went to the UK and tried to pretend her son wasn't dating a chubby broad. Joke's on her (or me, I can't tell)! Both are unworn obvi, and new with tags. Imperialism in your pants!
Purple Nipped Waist Windbreaker $30 (orig $45)
Untouched by water, wind, and human skin (well, I mean, I've held it in my hands?), this jacket was made for YOU, my friend. New with tags. 3/4 sleeves!
Waist 34"
Length 24"
Sleeve 13"
Vintage Poly Floral Blouse $8 SOLD
More 70's for the ~*foxy moms*~. Slightly ribbed, subtly sheer blouse with buttoned cuffs and gathered shoulder. Really pretty, would look great tucked in, especially. Size M.
Sparkle & Fade Sheer Slipdress $18 (orig $48) SOLD
Nevermind the wrinkles, here comes the slip! From Urban, a-line shape. I've only tried it on, never felt like it looked good on me. Sheer gray cotton with frilled botton and cotton lace trim. Knee length.
Vintage Red Cotton Jacket $8
Cute as hell, very Speedracer. Light cotton jacket with white piping, mock neck, bracelet length sleeves. The zippers kinda difficult, so it's cheap!
Bust 19"
Sleeve 16.5"
Length 21"
Pink Chiffon Bubble Hem Dress $38 (orig $60)
Are you a prima ballerina? Yes? You'd look hot in this dress. Black satin bow belt, and frilly neck trim all around the collar (on the back, too). Never worn, didn't return it in time (from Modcloth). Size L.
Topshop Pleated Wool Skirt $25 SOLD
Another gift from the mom who wished 60 lbs off my ass! New with tags. UK size 10, so probably a size 6/8.
F21 Jersey BBDOLLZ $5 (orig $10.50)
Never worn and new with tags! Those bastards and their return policy! Awesome color, though.
Anthropologie Lantern Sleeve Cardigan $45 (orig $128) SOLD
Gorgeous cotton blend light cardigan in my fav color, royal purps. Obviously I can't sell this to you if you aren't a ~*princess*~. I lost my crown, so it's yours. Never worn out of the house! Lace trim and cute moulded rosette buttons. The poofy part is low on the 3/4 sleeve so you don't look like a football player! Very clever. Size L.
Vintage Watercolor Dress $15
For the art teacher inside all of us, this cotton canvas 70's special will make you feel a little less tortured. Trapeze shape, high boat neck with patch pockets and back zip.
Bust 19"
Length 34"
Vintage Daisy Shift Dress $28
Uh, this thing is amazing. It's embroidered daisies laid over a silky lining, with green trim. Sheer panel at bust, a few loose threads, nothing big. Make it springtime all the time. Mayday, mayday!
Bust 19.5"
Waist 18.5"
Hip 21"
Paraphernalia Skinny Tie Necklace $10 (orig $27) SOLD
Like an idiot, I bougght the wrong one so this was ever worn, just sittin' around. From the amazing etsy seller Paraphernalia.
Marc Jacobs Jellies $55 (orig $140)
MJ (not m by mj) circle jelly flats in a translucent clear! Like the man who made them, THEY'RE SO BIZARRE AND AWESOME, you know you love 'em. Worn out like once, they pinched a bone on my toe :(. Size 7.
Crocs Prima Ballerina Flats $8
These were a gift from my ex bf. Like him, they did not fit. Unlike him, they were only worn once!
Vintage Bible Red Rubber Wedges $15
Why are these biblical? Well, John 3:16 is printed right under your instep. Blasphemous! Gold hardware, size 8.
80's LA Heelz $10
Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science would wear these in that mall scene, you know, where the nerds get the slurpee dumped all over their heads? These shoes were made to tease jocks. Very walkable. Size 9, runs a teeny bit big.
Everything goes out priority mail, so leave your zip! No smokers up in here, but we do have 2 sweetsweet cats, and I will do my damndest with the lint roller. Sorry some stuff is wrinkly, it's been in a sealed box in my closet for agez! Paypal only!! LYLAS.
PAYPAL EMAIL IS LILRING AT GMAIL DOT COM, ships from 02909!
& if you're looking for plus sized stuff (size 14-18 basically), I have another sales post on Fatshionista!
Chanel Sunglasses $125 (orig $250)
Yes, they are real. I promise, I got them at Bloomingdale's back when I was a high roller livin' with the moms. Don't know where the original case is, sorry!! The lenses are in great condition, no scratches that I can see because I'm sorta anal.
Authentic Vintage Style Cazals $140 (orig $225)
Just like DARYL OF RUN DMC, thaaaaaz right. These are ophthalmic quality glasses, ready to have your prescription put in (or lack of, you lil' faker, you). Comes with original case. In perfect condition. Here are two pictures of me modeling them for you, because I am a model (I highly advise anti-glare lenses, geez).
Vintage Poly Creme & Tan Dress $25 SOLD
So hot, I would wear this in a second. So 70's, big glasses, platforms, bonerrrsss. Elastic waist, faux button placket. Probs needs a slip if you don't want me to see your nips. Size M/L.
Diane VonFurstenburg Dropwaist Jersey Dress $170 (orig $245)
OK, THIS THING HAS POCKETS. Need I say more? Ok, I will. Super soft rayon jersey, NEW WITH TAGS, LADIES. Never worn. Scoop neck, soft gathers at skirt, rich chocolate color. Size 10.
Vintage Gold Silk Shantung Dress $50 SOLD
Like me, I'm sure you were meant to be born into the 60's. Let's make that happen. This dress is so amazing, in perf condition, no flaws that I see. Cap sleeves, zip back, princess seaming, elegant slightly stand-up collar with a jeweled back closure at neck. Also, POCKETS (see the Kewpie hanging out in there?). Unbelievable color, and a tailored fit that could KILL A MAN.
Bust 19"
Waist 15.5"
Hip 19.5"
Batwing Jersey Dress $30 (orig $42) SOLD
This dress is live and direct from Korea, and it's never been worn! I loved it so much, but I was a little too optimistic about the sizing (no prayer of fitting). Here, this is the item description, which has better pics, and measurements! Size medium, I'd say.
Puff Sleeve Free People S/S Cardigan $15 (orig $58)
Gently worn, but ace condition. Perfect for fall. Super soft, plain, will go with anything. Especially good to nip in the waist. Size L.
Topshop Brit Flag and MIOW PANTIEZ $5 each, $8 for the pair
My ex's mom went to the UK and tried to pretend her son wasn't dating a chubby broad. Joke's on her (or me, I can't tell)! Both are unworn obvi, and new with tags. Imperialism in your pants!
Purple Nipped Waist Windbreaker $30 (orig $45)
Untouched by water, wind, and human skin (well, I mean, I've held it in my hands?), this jacket was made for YOU, my friend. New with tags. 3/4 sleeves!
Waist 34"
Length 24"
Sleeve 13"
Vintage Poly Floral Blouse $8 SOLD
More 70's for the ~*foxy moms*~. Slightly ribbed, subtly sheer blouse with buttoned cuffs and gathered shoulder. Really pretty, would look great tucked in, especially. Size M.
Sparkle & Fade Sheer Slipdress $18 (orig $48) SOLD
Nevermind the wrinkles, here comes the slip! From Urban, a-line shape. I've only tried it on, never felt like it looked good on me. Sheer gray cotton with frilled botton and cotton lace trim. Knee length.
Vintage Red Cotton Jacket $8
Cute as hell, very Speedracer. Light cotton jacket with white piping, mock neck, bracelet length sleeves. The zippers kinda difficult, so it's cheap!
Bust 19"
Sleeve 16.5"
Length 21"
Pink Chiffon Bubble Hem Dress $38 (orig $60)
Are you a prima ballerina? Yes? You'd look hot in this dress. Black satin bow belt, and frilly neck trim all around the collar (on the back, too). Never worn, didn't return it in time (from Modcloth). Size L.
Topshop Pleated Wool Skirt $25 SOLD
Another gift from the mom who wished 60 lbs off my ass! New with tags. UK size 10, so probably a size 6/8.
F21 Jersey BBDOLLZ $5 (orig $10.50)
Never worn and new with tags! Those bastards and their return policy! Awesome color, though.
Anthropologie Lantern Sleeve Cardigan $45 (orig $128) SOLD
Gorgeous cotton blend light cardigan in my fav color, royal purps. Obviously I can't sell this to you if you aren't a ~*princess*~. I lost my crown, so it's yours. Never worn out of the house! Lace trim and cute moulded rosette buttons. The poofy part is low on the 3/4 sleeve so you don't look like a football player! Very clever. Size L.
Vintage Watercolor Dress $15
For the art teacher inside all of us, this cotton canvas 70's special will make you feel a little less tortured. Trapeze shape, high boat neck with patch pockets and back zip.
Bust 19"
Length 34"
Vintage Daisy Shift Dress $28
Uh, this thing is amazing. It's embroidered daisies laid over a silky lining, with green trim. Sheer panel at bust, a few loose threads, nothing big. Make it springtime all the time. Mayday, mayday!
Bust 19.5"
Waist 18.5"
Hip 21"
Paraphernalia Skinny Tie Necklace $10 (orig $27) SOLD
Like an idiot, I bougght the wrong one so this was ever worn, just sittin' around. From the amazing etsy seller Paraphernalia.
Marc Jacobs Jellies $55 (orig $140)
MJ (not m by mj) circle jelly flats in a translucent clear! Like the man who made them, THEY'RE SO BIZARRE AND AWESOME, you know you love 'em. Worn out like once, they pinched a bone on my toe :(. Size 7.
Crocs Prima Ballerina Flats $8
These were a gift from my ex bf. Like him, they did not fit. Unlike him, they were only worn once!
Vintage Bible Red Rubber Wedges $15
Why are these biblical? Well, John 3:16 is printed right under your instep. Blasphemous! Gold hardware, size 8.
80's LA Heelz $10
Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science would wear these in that mall scene, you know, where the nerds get the slurpee dumped all over their heads? These shoes were made to tease jocks. Very walkable. Size 9, runs a teeny bit big.