http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHW3ODFhvo&eurl

yahooperv: hi beautiful
me: hi
yahooperv: hi there
yahooperv: are you looking for man for fun and friend
yahooperv: [yahoo blushing smiley]
me: no, i'm looking for a man to take out my garbage.
yahooperv: sorry

hahahahaahahahahahhaha. continuous entertainment.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=perverts

perverts:(per-verts) n. - drooling table leg humping rabid man dogs clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn.

i'm going to buy a blow up man doll and name him richard everhard.

that is all.

i don't understand why people don't keep their word.

i don't understand why their actions don't match what they say.

trust dissolves like a single grain of sugar on my tongue.

:(