( Read more... )

it's that time of year!
let's spend the next few months outdoors - still drinking and partying, just not in a bar.
grab some blankets and some "to go" cups, maybe a little ghetto (as in "blaster") and find a good place to sit - that's it. let's spend the summer together!

soon i'm going to start saying no.
but not quite yet.
soon, though.

what do i need to do to get a kid? i don't want it to be my own, i just want to pick one up somewhere. legally of course ( Read more... )

the new Eagles Of Death Metal is a re-issue of "Hell Freezes Over" imported from Brazil. Don't take my word for it, my facts might be a little wrong - it might be a re-mix, not a re-issue.

ah ha. the humor, not very funny. sonic unyon noel, you're brilliant.

      carnies are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

WHAT?! this made me gasp outloud! how does it know?!

how can I think harder about stuff if i don't know what i'm supposed to be thinking about?!

remember how i wanted to start making eye contact more? well, instead of eye contact - i've just taken up staring. just flat out staring. it's fun. but you have to be careful not to stare at the wrong type of person. or you'll get killed.

i lay on my bed quite alot. i read (while in my bed) that you're not supposed to do stuff in your bed other than sleep and I assume have sex. you're not supposed to because your bed is supposed to be a place where you just go to relax, and if you have all of these other things going on in your bed, when you go to relax and sleep, you'll just think ( Read more... )

I feel sorry for a lot of people and things, like the men in my alley and the lady who is like, 65 years old that lives in one of the bachelor apartments in my building. I feel sad thinking about how did those men end up in the back alley and I feel sad thinking about a lady older than my mom living by herself in a tiny apartment. I take for ( Read more... )