[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

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[adiostoreasnore]

hI, sTRIKARA, }:)
uHHH, yEAH, i WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE,
bUT, iN RETROSPECT, i DON'T REALLY KNOW IF IT WAS NECESSARY,
oR EVEN IF i HAD ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL,
sO i'LL EVADE CONVENTIONAL GREETINGS AND,
uHH,
jUST REPLY, i GUESS, tO YOUR, rIDDLE,

wAIT, wHAT,
iS THE LAST SEGMENT OF YOUR POST,
tHE RIDDLE,

[adiostoreasnore]

oH, oKAY,
aNYWAY, iT IS PROBABLY NOT WRONG TO ASSUME, tHAT YOU HAVE A BETTER HANDLE ON THOSE THINGS,
yOU'RE ALSO PRETTY COOL, tOO, }:D

[knightofmirth]

of course i am bro
hundred percent coolkid right here
accept no substitutions or mockeries of my swag self

[adiostoreasnore]

yES, oKAY,
i WILL DO AS YOU SAY, aND,
lABEL YOU AS THE COOLKID IN MY MIND,
tHE, bEING EMPHASIZED, oF COURSE,

[knightofmirth]

now youre speaking my language
you know whats what
leave it to tavbro to get this squared

[adiostoreasnore]

yOU CAN CERTAINLY ENTRUST THIS IDEA, wITH ME,
iT IS UNLIKELY THAT i WOULD FORGET SUCH AN IMPORTANT, aND GLARINGLY OBVIOUS, fACT,

[knightofmirth]

of course i can
if i couldnt trust my main man tavbro then who could i trust

[adiostoreasnore]

tHAT'S, uHH,
i THINK THE STRANGE THING, aBOUT ALL OF THIS,
iS THAT I STILL HARDLY KNOW YOU, aND YET,
yOU HAVE SAID BEFORE THAT YOU KNEW ME, oNLY, fROM THE FUTURE,
oR, uHHHH, sOMETHING,
sO THATS KIND OF WEIRD, bUT,
i AM SORT OF FEELING AS THOUGH, aLL OF THIS CONFUSION ASIDE,
aS THOUGH THIS EVIDENTLY STRONG BOND, wE MUST SHARE IN THE FUTURE, (fROM MY PERSPECTIVE,)
iS QUITE PLAUSIBLE,

[knightofmirth]

now that just tugs on my heartstrings right there
im gonna get all teary eyed
though they will be only the most ironic of tears of course
meaning theyll exist only in the hearts and minds of young believers
believers of what is the real question
of which there is no answer
are you following me tavbro im on a roll here

[adiostoreasnore]

wHOA, uHH,
i DON'T KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE __ ALL OF THIS,
iN ORDER TO MOCK ME,
bUT MAYBE YOU'RE NOT, uHH, bUT, yES,
i'M FOLLOWING, a LITTLE BELATEDLY, aT LEAST,
i THINK,

[knightofmirth]

if i mock its only in the friendliest of fashions
like a bro
arm around your shoulder sort of thing
the good sort of buddy teasing
but no im mostly serious
mostly

[adiostoreasnore]

{{wow those underscores sure are descriptive in my last tag. Those neat lines represent the word "feigning" so ok whoops I am captain dumb, I'm not sure how that happened.}}

yES, oKAY, gOOD,
sOMETIMES, i CAN'T EXACTLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE,
bETWEEN MOCKING, aND BEING ENTIRELY SERIOUS,
eVEN THOUGH IT'S USUALLY, pRETTY OBVIOUS,
sO, oK, tHIS IS GOOD TO KNOW, i GUESS,
aND, hEH, tHAT'S COOL, }:)

[knightofmirth]

im sure youll learn my ways soon enough
you and i just arent acquainted enough yet
soon youll be all
oh yeah there goes dave spouting off shit again

[adiostoreasnore]

iF YOU INSIST,
tHAT THIS IS HOW IT IS BOUND TO GO, tHEN,
i GUESS, i'LL TRUST YOU, mOSTLY,

[knightofmirth]

youre a good bro tav
if anyone ever tries to tell you otherwise ill beat them upside the head
clear shit right up

[adiostoreasnore]

wHOA, tHAT, iS SORT OF TOUCHING,
iF NOT ACTUALLY VERY EXTREME, sINCE OPINIONS OTHERS HAVE ARE UNDOUBTEDLY VARYING,
aND i RESPECT THAT, sO, uHH,
iN CONCLUSION, vIOLENCE TO THAT DEGREE,
mIGHT BE UNNECESSARY,