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[needs_weird]

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE

That is, everyone that's here because of time compression. The rest of you can go away.

As part of the SOS Brigade's services to YOU, the awesome and amazing people of alien worlds, we shall now be running a Q&A! Or, since we're hopelessly devoid of one, an ADVICE COLUMN. Yep! You tell us your problems, and I tell you what to do

Comments

[eggplantallergy]

...the what brigade?

[needs_weird]

The SOS Brigade!

Are you illiterate?

[eggplantallergy]

Wow, how rude!

[needs_weird]

It's written right there. Why ask a question when the answer is literally written right in front of you?

oh dear lord you dear angel you...

[pilotypical]

This is brilliant!

^o^

[needs_weird]

Of course it is!

:)

[pilotypical]

Will you need help?

[needs_weird]

That depends on what you can do! So tell me.

[Be careful, Anemone! She's thinking more along the lines of "tea slave" than anything else!]

[alwaysanarcher]

An advice column eh? :) Is there any kind of advice we're NOT allowed to ask for?

- Cissie

[needs_weird]

Nope! Anything goes!

ANYTHING.

[PM]

[alwaysanarcher]

Dear Haruhi:

Say I like this guy. But said guy is denser than a ton of bricks and doesn't get I like him, even when I asked him out on a date and he accepted. What would you do?

Signed,
This Close to Snapping

[For the sake of not breaking comments, she's going to be a troll and send another one in a few minutes...]

Dear Haruhi,
I just found a UFO in my shower! Except it doesn't want to let me take one. :(

What should I do?

Signed,
Just Wants A Shower