Espio o3: WTF [BBS]

[turnip_rage]

[This is Espio. This is Espio taking part of the newsletter in completely the wrong way.]

I AM NOT A PET!!

Comments

[derped]

Um, what are you talking about?

[turnip_rage]

If you don't get it, it doesn't matter.

[fierybluebird]

You could be. If you worked at it.

[turnip_rage]

Why would I want to work at it?

[fierybluebird]

I hear being a pet comes with delightful perks.

[turnip_rage]

Most of which would make me want to punch people.

[rebellingheart]

I don't see how they could have been talking about a cadet. I'm pretty sure they were talking about Angelo and Abel's puppy.

[turnip_rage]

Something about how it's written says it's more than just the two.

[rebellingheart]

Two is more than Garden's seen in, well, ever. So I'm not really sure I get what you're trying to say.

Typically they don't let any pets on Garden so it's a big deal.

[turnip_rage]

The wording. Sudden upswing - two from zero is not a big upswing. There are better ways to word "there are two dogs in Garden."

Besides, it's still important to know that I'm not a pet anyway! I can see the mistakes happening! Heck, to some extent I've already been mistaken.

[turnip_rage]

It sounds like more than just the dogs. Besides, even if it is just the dogs, it's still important info!

[turnip_rage]

Yeah, and who came up with that? Other students. They don't know the details, just that there's more animals. And you know what? I'm an "animal."

I've already been treated like a pet! I'm not having it!

[venuskitty]

...I take it you have more fur than I do.

[turnip_rage]

Fur? Not really.

[venuskitty]

Then why are you complaining!? You're not pet material if you don't have any fur.

[turnip_rage]

Then why do people keep fish?

Anyway, try telling that to some people. I can't figure out whether they think I'm a pet, a monster, or a child.