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1st Judgment || [Action: Multiple Areas/BBS]

Aug 08, 2011 23:02

[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon ( Read more... )

[homestuck] karkat vantas, [homestuck] vriska serket, [homestuck] bro strider, [pilotwings 64] goose, [homestuck] terezi pyrope, [dc comics] gavril ivanovich, [homestuck] neophyte redglare, [ffviii oc] maria cyphert

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[bbs] badasscopters August 9 2011, 14:37:08 UTC

Ooooh, good thing I ain't into law because you sound soooooooo scaaaaaaaary.

[He isn't going to deny the fact that her name is kind of kickin', though.]

Re: [action] badasscopters August 12 2011, 02:09:47 UTC

[Well, he was going to make a remark about the eagle eye thing and how she took it... far, far too literal, but WHAM. A SMACK. Right across the fucking face.

Well, that kind of hurt, but it still wasn't anything worrisome. After dealing with Grell, this felt like nothing.

He rubbed his cheek and gave an awkward grin.] ... That's it? I mean, shit, here I thought you were gonna pull a chainsaw on me like some other bitches in this place.

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 12 2011, 23:57:42 UTC

[Do not provoke the crazy troll.]

I do not carry chainsaws. You are thinking of a different troll I am sure. I have a dragon though, if you wish to deal with that. But I am not supposed to be killing students. I am supposed to be teaching them.

Re: [action] badasscopters August 13 2011, 00:04:14 UTC

So then you... ain't gonna use your dragon?

[Goose snorts and places a hand on his hip.] Ain't that gonna make your threat null 'n void?

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 13 2011, 00:38:27 UTC

Oh, that depends. I can not kill students, but I can put them in their places. There is a huge difference.

[She's not afraid of the price of bringing out GFs either.]

Re: [action] badasscopters August 13 2011, 00:48:13 UTC

Alright then.

I've killed robots the size of Texas before, so c'mon. Bring it on. I don't have all day and I've got dumplin's to eat.

[YAAAAAAWN. Oh, how he always gets into trouble and winds up regretting it later.

Also, he didn't get that robot on his own, but he conveniently leaves out that fact.]

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 13 2011, 01:13:48 UTC

Suit yourself.

[She bangs the bottom of her staff against the floor lazily.]

This is my lusus pyralsprite. Is he not the most darling thing? [Is he also not extremely big? This is why she's not allowed to take him out. He's big and probably can send people into a frenzy oops.

I am assuming you want to play then? I can play. [SHe looks up at the large dragon rather fondly. Oh pyralsprite. Don't eat the student okay?]

Re: [action] badasscopters August 13 2011, 01:52:07 UTC

No problem. [He brings out a pathetically small pistol.

Really, against a dragon, that is pathetically small, but he has all of his confidence in his gunmanship. Sigh.]

Y'know, you can make the first move. I'll be generous and shit.

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 13 2011, 06:29:01 UTC

[...]

Are you usually this confident or are you just this stupid?

[No seriously. You're...you're going to try and take down the same dragon that set fire to Mindfang's ships?]

So I should tell him to eat you or something? Or maybe he can eat your gun. I am sure he has always wanted to taste that before.

Re: [action] badasscopters August 13 2011, 14:47:16 UTC

I kinda prefer callin' it confident.

[YEP. TOTALLY. BECAUSE HE ALWAYS BITES OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW.]

I dunno if he'd like eating a gun from my hand- [lest he pull the trigger while pyralspite's mouth is close] -but hey. He's welcome to try.

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 15 2011, 03:45:48 UTC

Uh huh.

[Looks up.] Pyralsprite. Just burn him.

[That might be the dragon ready to breath fire.] I guess I should inform the infirmary for you ahead of time.

Re: [action] badasscopters August 15 2011, 14:40:09 UTC

[WELP that thing is ready to breath fire onto him. That is... not very good.

It's a dragon, so yeesh, he should have expected that. He raised his gun and pointed it.]

Hey, hey, if you even try, that thing's gettin' a bullet to the... wherever.

[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 16 2011, 08:59:29 UTC

[She's...cackling.]

I always do enjoy a good burn. Just like when my pyralsprite took down a fleet of ships. It was the most wonderful smell.

You are free to shoot whenever you want. I am sure that he will not mind your tiny bullets hitting him. Maybe they will pinch.

Re: [action] badasscopters August 16 2011, 12:53:14 UTC

[PSSH okay no, now she must be bluffing. Surely the bullet could do much more than just pinch! I mean, Pyralsprite couldn't be that tough.

... Right?

Well, time to find out. He spun his gun around in his hand.] Suit yourself. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

[He pointed for him and fired.]

[action] Sorry if this seems godmoddy? :,x l3g1sl4t1ng August 17 2011, 04:52:13 UTC

[Man, that bullet could have done something...if the dragon didn't use fire to get rid of it.

Do bullets melt, disintegrate, or explode from fire? I actually have no idea. I don't usually watch what happens when you take fire to bullets. Errrr.

But Redglare claps in glee.]

That could have been you!

[action / not at all! ;w;] badasscopters August 17 2011, 15:38:57 UTC

[Well, that was... uh.

There goes his method of defense. This dragon can disintegrate his defense. Not cool. Just hot. HAHA GET... IT...? HA........]

... Y'know what?

I'll let you off the hook. This time. Because I, er... gotta get to important business in the training room and I need to conserve bullets, y'know.

[Yeah, that's it. Good excuse to flee like a wimp without looking like a wimp.]

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