[CLOSED] MOAR CAKE! MORE FLAMES!

[laughafterme]

[Somewhere in the Garden, these two instructors are arguing.]

If you serve the appetizer before the bread, the whole meal will suffer!

...but the cake IS the meal!

If you serve only sweets, sugar will lose all taste!

Then put in MORE SUGAR!

Would you serve only chocolate cake when you could make vanilla? Would you serve only layer cake when

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[food_is_energy]

[Home ec is rapidly going to become a class of horror and myth, isn'tit.]

Then if we agree, you understand why chocobo chicks must be brought here, rather than the students going to a farm!

[laughafterme]

[Pinkie believes in unicorns and manticores. Of course it will!]

Animals don't belong inside of BUILDINGS! Have you been to the BOYS dorm? It smells like FEET Big, HONKIN', ogre feet! Chocobo need FRESH AIR, lotsa SPACE to run around!

[food_is_energy]

If your soup is cold, do you throw out your salad? Poor dorm cleanliness is a matter for the disciplinary council!

And I maintain that it is better for students to learn respect for the animals, even if the animals must come here to do it! Garden is not such a bad place.

[laughafterme]

WHY can't they respect those little critters in their OWN environment? What's the POINT of them staying here and then going AAAAALLLLLL the way back to the farm? They'll live with nature all their lives! WHY should we bring them here?!

And...it depends on the soup! Some soups are GOOD cold!

[Wait, did he say disciplinary council?] So...THEY clean things up? I thought the Prince did that...