o1; [ i swear to god i didn't do it ]

[kinetosisprone]

Soooo what kind of idiot teaches Aerobic Fitness if he's got the agility of a drunken cat?

[ Yuffie's standing awkwardly with a pile of metal and bolts in her hands, flipping them over and over in her hands as if by doing so, she could magically paste them back in place. ]And really, it wasn't my fault if the balance beams aren't strong enough to

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[shops_a_lot]

...what did you do?

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[kinetosisprone]

What did I do? I did nothing! I was a witness to a horrible event! I was at the wrong place at the wrong time!

[kinetosisprone]

...so I might have jumped a bit too hard and landed a bit too forcefully on it I mean really how is that even my fault that I'm so good

[kinetosisprone]

-but uh.

Hey, more importantly, you look...smart and stuff. Why don't you play good Samaritan for the day and help me fix this thing, huh?

[kinetosisprone]

[ if the other girl looked smart, this guy looked like an absolute nerd. Clean, tucked in shirt, the most dorkiest haircut ever on a grown boy and a straight posture. Scoooooree. ]

The teacher would find a way to blame it on me, trust me. He's got it in for me, no joke.

[ shakes the broken balance beam at him as if trying to emphasize her point. ]

Thinking on it now though, he must be jealous of my skills.

[kinetosisprone]

[ Souji are you sure it's really a good idea to feed her ego. That's about as good of an idea as throwing raw steak into a lion's pit. Somebody's going to get hurt. ]

That's right. You got any other suggestions though?

[kaiserknuckle]

..Yuffie!

[kinetosisprone]

...Tifa? Hey! Hey Tifa!

Great timing! You can uh. Help save the world again by helping me fix this thing because I swear to god, the apocalypse will crush us all if my teacher finds out about this.

Which he really really shouldn't.

[kaiserknuckle]

What.. is it? [ She's eying it warily. ]

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[kinetosisprone]

...only the worlds worst ex-balance beam ever?

[problematical]

Maybe you're just too heavy.

[kinetosisprone]

Maybe you should shut your face!

[kinetosisprone]

Uhh, I don't know. Something about taking advice from psychos....yep, I'm sure mum told me not to when I was little.

[kinetosisprone]

Hey, you know what. You could be useful and not crazy for once and gracefully take the blame for this since it was your brilliant idea and all.

Heck, you basically volunteered yourself!