SHENANIGANS 002 ( THIS WAS. MOSTLY NOT MY IDEA. )

[bloodinked]

[ ...okay it was entirely my idea. BUT IT IS NOT MY FAULT. ;; V enabled meeeee. /sob

Anywhere, here's Reno. Sitting next to him is Yuri. They're on a computer, turning the BBS into craigslist. ]

Hello, ladies of the Garden. And, hey, gents too. We're equal opportunists here. Mostly me. I think I just gave my friend Yuri here hives

Comments

[nordr]

... seriously?

[bloodinked]

Why, Cloud. I never pegged you for the type.

[nordr]

I knew I should've ignored this...

[bloodinked]

Awww, now you know there ain't nothing cuter than cold feet.

Now am I more your type or is Yuri?

I should so not respond to this but *PFFFlol*

[lastesper]

...? You're looking for....what? [ So. So confused. ]

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT. Yes we will probably both live to regret this.

[bloodinked]

A girl. Or, well, maybe not specifically a girl. More or less a girl. What does SO stand for again?

Right, a significant other. Yeah, that. That's what I'm looking for. That or a one night stand is cool. Or friends with benefits. Or just the benefits, really. There was this one girl in Midgar, right? We hated each other. I couldn't say two words without her clocking me. But we had some good times, mostly involving gags.

Yuri's probably looking for a girl.

Round two of social confusion? :D

[lastesper]

More or less...? How is someone more or less a gender? You are either one or the other, right?

Significant Other... I..what? What? [ Give her a few minutes, she's probably staring at her own screen with the most baffled expression on her face -EVER-.]

... So your friend -- enemy -- hit you with clocks everytime you said more than two words? That's... strange. Was that a "gag" as well? Some kind of prank involving clocks?

What's her name? Maybe she's here somewhere and he hasn't run into her yet. Garden is a big place.

oh dear lord the confusion. xD

[bloodinked]

No, no. To clock somebody is to hit them. I dunno if it's still considered clocking if you bludgeon them with an actual clock. Just a figure of speech, sweets. And when I say gag, I mean an actual gag. The kind you stick in someone's mouth to keep 'em from talking.

It was a long time ago. I probably wouldn't recognize her even if I saw her again.

[runaway_chosen]

Oh, you sound like interesting people!

Are you really cold at night, though? I haven't noticed the cold, but if you asked the faculty they could probably find a spare blanket. Or you could have mine! I don't use it.

I don't know what to do about keeping weekends busy, though.

[bloodinked]

...uh.

How old are you?

[runaway_chosen]

Sixteen. Why?

[bloodinked]

Were you raised by wolves?

[fleeorflight]

Huh? What kind of a post is th-

Oh. Oh! That...are you allowed to do that kind of thing on here?

[bloodinked]

Why wouldn't we be?

[fleeorflight]

Mm, guess I always thought this was a serious kind of thing.

I was probably wrong...

[bloodinked]

Well, it can be. [ He takes a minute to think about this. ] Doesn't mean you have to treat it like somebody's funeral, y'know? Relationships get serious. They don't usually start off that way though.

[vocaloidiot]

That's not going to get anything! Where are your badly-airbrushed photos from convenient angles?

[bloodinked]

Those are saved for the second date, pal.

[vocaloidiot]

That's no good! You've got to have something bold and appealing to catch their eye to even start the whole process!

[bloodinked]

Well, I caught your eye, didn't I?