[004] [Video]

[witchbuster]

[Click! Maka is staring at the screen with a sort of...lost look on her face. It takes her a moment of staring from the screen back to the plain-covered book she's holding then back again before she speaks.]

I wonder what the return policy is in Vatheon? I mean...they probably wouldn't care if I brought this back, right? It's their own fault for

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[ninthserenade]

The Little Mermaid? What's wrong with it? I mean, sure it's kinda depressing but... It's kinda good.

[witchbuster]

It's not...that version. That's the problem.

[ninthserenade]

So... What version is it? I've only really heard of the one from Denmark.

[witchbuster]

If you can believe it, I found a trashy romance novel version of The Little Mermaid.

It's okay if you don't, I couldn't really believe it when I read it too.

[noghostsplzkthx]

What's wrong with "The Little Mermaid"?

[witchbuster]

This version isn't something I can read to Patti or John.

[noghostsplzkthx]

[blink.]

What? What kind of version is it then? [she did say something about it being weird or something like that.]

[witchbuster]

It's a trashy "romantic" version of the story.

[Yep. Yep. She's cringing right now.]

And the definition of romantic apparently means a lot of sex in this book.

[fungify]

It's just a book.

[witchbuster]

Yeah, it is just a book. I'll be sure to tell that to my partner when he asks why I have a book for perverted women. I'm sure he'd understand.

[fungify]

...If he really was your partner, why wouldn't he understand.

You could throw it away.

[witchbuster]

I think I'd rather get him and tear the stupid thing up, but then he'd ask questions and just tease me about it.

[toreuhhhdork]

Uhh... I-into what?

[Sup Maka. Have troll Crona.]

[witchbuster]

...[Oh troll Crona, why?]

Tavros, it's...something humans do. But. I think you're too young to know about it.

[toreuhhhdork]

[Because life wants to make you awkward.]

Oh. Uhh... w-what is it that they do, though???

[witchbuster]

I told you, you're too young. I can't tell you.

[mauvesympathy]

[So about that teasing thing -- guess who's just gonna crane over your shoulder, Maka? :3a]

What's this you got -- a new book already?

[witchbuster]

[LKJALSKJDF--DON'T DO THAT. Never mind--going to slam the book down to...hide it apparently.]

It's a stupid book!

[mauvesympathy]

[... Blink blink.]

Never seen you slam a book around before.
Except when you're aiming for my head, but still.

What's wrong with it?

[Reeeaaaching over to get at it!]

[witchbuster]

['Sup, here's another book CHOPPING HIM ON THE HEAD.]

DON'T. TOUCH. IT!