Picspam: Top Ten Reasons (CMM)
I thought I'd use one of my last posts (until I regain the power of the internets) for the side of good. But then I thought, nah, that's boring. LET'S MAKE THEM LIKE CHAD. So, instead of telling you to feed the poor, I'm going to give you my top ten reasons why you shouldn't hate Chad Michael Murray, with corresponding picspam, and heavy Chad/Jared emphasis.
Warning: Not Dial-Up Safe.
Top 10 Reasons Not To Hate Chad Michael Murray {also known as 'Mayhem', also known as 'That Total Douchebag', also known as 'What are you THINKING, girl, go wash yourself!'}
10. He would totally kiss Damien Richard Fayhey.
9. Because at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards, Chad was introduced like this: “Here are our final presenters tonight: the lovely Eva Mendez and the even lovelier Chad Michael Murray.” It wasn’t a joke.
8. He has a perpetual bad haircut. Sometimes on his face. Which may sometimes take away from his loveliness.
7. Jared likes him. Of course, Jared is one of those people who probably just runs right over everyone’s bullshit with his smile and his hair and his ten ton feet. And when they piss him off he just smacks them upside the head, immediately gets over it, and says: “Oops, sorry, did I just hit you with my ginormous hand? They’re really huge. I can’t control them.” But still, the fact that Jared likes him has to count for something, right?
6. He’s a total closeted geek. If you couldn’t already tell by his poor interaction with anything human, he admits that no one liked him in highschool. On Good Morning America:
Anchor: Were you an outcast in highschool?
Chad: I thought outside the bubble... I didn’t have a whole lot of money growing up, so I was like, t-shirt, jeans, payless shoes (looks directly at camera) and I’m proud to say it.
Because you know every guy that ever beat his skinny emo ass is wishing he’d kissed it instead.
Anchor: ... and you’d get teased about it.
Chad: I’d get. Yeah. I had a 79 cougar, all right? And I had an eight-track in it, I had the Moody Blues playing, which, come on, come on, it was THE MOODY BLUES, that’s awesome.
5. He wanted to live with Jared Padalecki pretty badly. See? HE’S HUMAN.
On Jared: “He was supposed to move in with me yesterday so I’m kinda jagging on him, because he didn’t move in with us and hang out. All right? I was expecting to watch a movie with him and cuddle with him on the couch.”
4. He says things like this:
To Craig Kilborn: “You’re gonna make me kiss you, dude, that was hot. You’re a sexy man.”
To crowd: “This board makes me feel kinda short (tosses board award thing down). There were go, I beat it.”
To the ladies on The View: “I wanna start at the bottom, and go to the top, and work that out.”
To Jared: “Would you hold me tonight? Please? Hold me.”
He’s not very subtle, is he?
3. He and Jared took Chad’s dog Ozzy (‘nutclopse’ as Jared calls him) to puppy pre-school and mocked everyone there. He’s... Rodney Mckay of Stargate Atlantis, without the astrophysics or the John Sheppard. On the subject of Ozzy, Jared Padalecki has this to say about the dog: “Chad’s dog is obnoxious. Just rambunctious. And kind of a playful not-scared-of-anything dog.” Huh. You know what they say about people and their pets.
2. He’s a little in love with Paddywhack, uh, Jared Padalecki. No, I mean, look:
1. Paris. Hilton. That’s punishment enough. Especially when what he really totally wants is this:
Image Sources: Chad Michael Murray ORG, Jared Padalecki Net, Supernatural Media
You know what this means, right? I have to squeeze out one more entry so that this isn't how people remember me during my upcoming hiatus, which is looking to be longer and longer.
Warning: Not Dial-Up Safe.
Top 10 Reasons Not To Hate Chad Michael Murray {also known as 'Mayhem', also known as 'That Total Douchebag', also known as 'What are you THINKING, girl, go wash yourself!'}
10. He would totally kiss Damien Richard Fayhey.
9. Because at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards, Chad was introduced like this: “Here are our final presenters tonight: the lovely Eva Mendez and the even lovelier Chad Michael Murray.” It wasn’t a joke.
8. He has a perpetual bad haircut. Sometimes on his face. Which may sometimes take away from his loveliness.
7. Jared likes him. Of course, Jared is one of those people who probably just runs right over everyone’s bullshit with his smile and his hair and his ten ton feet. And when they piss him off he just smacks them upside the head, immediately gets over it, and says: “Oops, sorry, did I just hit you with my ginormous hand? They’re really huge. I can’t control them.” But still, the fact that Jared likes him has to count for something, right?
6. He’s a total closeted geek. If you couldn’t already tell by his poor interaction with anything human, he admits that no one liked him in highschool. On Good Morning America:
Anchor: Were you an outcast in highschool?
Chad: I thought outside the bubble... I didn’t have a whole lot of money growing up, so I was like, t-shirt, jeans, payless shoes (looks directly at camera) and I’m proud to say it.
Because you know every guy that ever beat his skinny emo ass is wishing he’d kissed it instead.
Anchor: ... and you’d get teased about it.
Chad: I’d get. Yeah. I had a 79 cougar, all right? And I had an eight-track in it, I had the Moody Blues playing, which, come on, come on, it was THE MOODY BLUES, that’s awesome.
5. He wanted to live with Jared Padalecki pretty badly. See? HE’S HUMAN.
On Jared: “He was supposed to move in with me yesterday so I’m kinda jagging on him, because he didn’t move in with us and hang out. All right? I was expecting to watch a movie with him and cuddle with him on the couch.”
4. He says things like this:
To Craig Kilborn: “You’re gonna make me kiss you, dude, that was hot. You’re a sexy man.”
To crowd: “This board makes me feel kinda short (tosses board award thing down). There were go, I beat it.”
To the ladies on The View: “I wanna start at the bottom, and go to the top, and work that out.”
To Jared: “Would you hold me tonight? Please? Hold me.”
He’s not very subtle, is he?
3. He and Jared took Chad’s dog Ozzy (‘nutclopse’ as Jared calls him) to puppy pre-school and mocked everyone there. He’s... Rodney Mckay of Stargate Atlantis, without the astrophysics or the John Sheppard. On the subject of Ozzy, Jared Padalecki has this to say about the dog: “Chad’s dog is obnoxious. Just rambunctious. And kind of a playful not-scared-of-anything dog.” Huh. You know what they say about people and their pets.
2. He’s a little in love with Paddywhack, uh, Jared Padalecki. No, I mean, look:
1. Paris. Hilton. That’s punishment enough. Especially when what he really totally wants is this:
Image Sources: Chad Michael Murray ORG, Jared Padalecki Net, Supernatural Media
You know what this means, right? I have to squeeze out one more entry so that this isn't how people remember me during my upcoming hiatus, which is looking to be longer and longer.