gospel truth

[wisezoidsayrar]

there is nothing quite so reaffirming to a discordian's faith as having a dream about the heaviest, most intense bondagy fun one's subconscious has yet to construct, and being unable to remember the slightest actual details because the damned Jehova's Witnesses woke you up just when things were starting to get really good.

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[pointytilly]

Reminds me of that telephone survey place that keeps calling for my dad. They CAN NOT take the hint that they're annoying the residents of the house, waking people up, etc.

"He's not available right now."
"Well, how about later today?"
"No."
"On the weekend?"
"No."
"He's not available ever?"
"No, SORRY."
"Well, when could we call back?"
"NEVER."

[wisezoidsayrar]

why, dare i ask, are they calling for him at a time to wake people up? do they not know what timezone you're in, or something?

[pointytilly]

My mom naps in the afternoons (needs rest because of Parkinson's-related issues) and has trouble getting back to sleep, and it's always the survey/buy stuff/whatever people that seem to find us then.

Me, I just mumble incoherently and pass back out if I'm asleep when the phone rings. But cool dreams never come back then >_>.

[wisezoidsayrar]

no, they don't. i didn't post until after the Kaorin style 'continuation' chant had proven made of fail.

[rantinan]

Snigger snerk.

[maki_tk]