Just BOO

[wisecracks]

My bro's playing Gears of War again for the first time in ages across the hall and all i can hear is one of the monsters or whatever fucking SCREAMING like a cat being put in a blender. Your game sucks horse dong and i'll tell you why. It tries to be EXXXTREME by having a dog-vision color filter, somehow raises your volume 8 decibels from where you

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[dominoep]

But that's why they're able to use the Chainsaw because they're so Roided up...

[wisecracks]

I want them to reach for the chainsaw-gun on their hip and accidentally loose a hand. I am going to create an AU world where pirates still roam the seas. But they're armed with fucking CHAINSAW-SWORDS! And they're all so immensely pro-wrestler-like ripped it's amazing their boats (that you can trick out with bling and hydraulics) don't sink. Their parrots are really alien slaves that look exactly like prehistoric pterodactyls.

GIVE ME MY GAME DEAL!

[dominoep]

Oh my god, I want to play that game so badly...

[kingakamai]

I was still left unimpressed by that game. It was way too short for my liking and the replay was practically non-existant. Chainsaw arm > Chainaw gun. Hail to the king,baby.

Will click link later, should be sleeping but i'm being bad.

[wisecracks]

Ash had enough sense to use either the gun or the chainsaw at separate times. They should not veer from the King's path!