Who's the parent?

[wisecracks]

Every single time i let my mother come with me to the vet i swear "NEVER AGAIN!" She's like a child. Can't sit still, talks over me, complains LOUDLY about the wait, annoys other patients. Then when we get the bill (which is always discounted on something cuz this vet rocks) she bitches! Right there in front of everybody! It's very, very awkward.

Comments

[dominoep]

You should write advice like that on your hand or in a book... I always think it would be great if I did that ahead of time so I could look and see what I'd do when I was thinking rationally earlier...

[wisecracks]

Hmm, that would be useful. But on my hand it would eventually wash off (advice in tattoo form might be a new craze) and lord knows i'd forget to look in the book.

I wrote in this journal one day that my bro had really hurt me with words and to not "forgive/forget five minutes later, dammit." It happened anyway. I LOSE.

[kingakamai]

Tattoo "Don't piss me off" on your palm for when you slap someone and "or this will happen" So they can catch that when you come back for the backhand

[wisecracks]

That is possibly one of the greatest tattoo ideas i've ever heard of.