[meme] oh dear

[wisdomeagle]

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012. Via vassilissa"The problem of the authority of Scripture is part of the wider crisis of authority in modern Western culture

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[melwil]

I'm sitting in my husband's chair next to his Flight Training Manual - I'm a little scared to look :)

"The most important element of in-flight instruction is having a good communication channel with the instructor." . . .

[wisdomeagle]

Well that is excellent advice!

[thatyourefuse]

My nearest book is about the 1920 presidential election.

I can't be arsed to look for the exact line again, but apparently my sex life this year is going to be scripted by Woodrow Wilson.

[wisdomeagle]

I... yeah, I got nothing.

[realpestilence]

The romance novel quote sounds very determined, lol. "I AM GETTING LAID SOMETIME THIS YEAR, YES, EVEN IF IT'S IN A BOAT! I'M NOBODY'S WALLFLOWER!"

~girds loins

[wisdomeagle]

True story!

[alixtii]

"Near a pitch of frustration at his failure to meet them--and very near the physical center of Mark's story--alone with the disciples in a boat on the lake, Jesus says to the twelve men he has chosen as confidants, 'You still don't understand?'"

Doesn't sound promising, either.

[alixtii]

Although now that I turn the light on to write down the sentence, I realize the BCP is actually closer.

"O come, let us worship and fall down / and kneel before the Lord our Maker."

Um. Yeah.

[wisdomeagle]

This made me look it up in Evangelical Lutheran Worship, which is the book closest to my heart always.

"God of all peoples, your arms reach out to embrace all those who call upon you."

Unsurprisingly, yes, that is what my erotic life looks like most of the time.

[wisdomeagle]

I'm sorry that your sex life in 2012 will consist of a (failed!) all (or predominately) male orgy.

[lunabee34]

Heeeeeee. Mine is " 'That doesn't matter right now.' "

Wow. I'll just be over here in the corner crying. LOL

[wisdomeagle]

Oh dear!