ZOMFG.

[wired_lizard]

So carmarthen is starting a meme, and I wanna play too!

Look at my fanfiction. Pick a story or two. I will retitle and summarize them in lolcat. Because I can.

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[nevacaruso]

OMG THIS IS A FABULOUS IDEA.

"Need (Illegitimate)" please!

[wired_lizard]

"I CAN HAZ?" by Letterblade:

TV: IM IN UR FLAT, PROVIDIN UR METAPHOR. U WILL FIND UR METAPHOR AT END OF FIC. IZ LITERATOOR.

Gwen: OH NOES THEY BE TAKIN MAH JAK.

Rhys: SECKS?

Gwen: FAIL.

Owen: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

Gwen: WTF.

Tosh: MAH ASPERGERZ, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

Gwen: WTF.

Ianto: MAH CALM INSITE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. ALSO, SECKS.

Gwen: I CAN HAZ JAK?

Metaphor: IM IN UR FIC, ANGSTIN UR GWEN.

[nevacaruso]

*bursts out laughing and applauds*

Owen: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

Gwen: WTF.

...NEVER EVER GETS OLD.

*stealzors meme*

[wired_lizard]

IT RLY NEVER DOES. :D

Yay meme!

[kennahijja]

Heh, you know which one I'm going to pick... well, of those that are on the site ;).

Lexicon, of course!

[wired_lizard]

SNAKES ON A DICSHUNARY, by Arkady.

Snakes: WTF DICSHUNARY?

Chapter 1: THEY BE TAKIN MAH SNITCH

Moody: OH NOES.

Most of Hogwarts: WEEEEEEEE KWIDDICH!

Riddle: I BE TAKIN UR SNITCH.

Moody: STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE.

Chapter 2: HAHA PROF DIPPET IZ A VACUM CLEENER

Riddle: DIARY FORSHADOWIN'.

Prefects Meeting: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Moody: MAH FUCK YOU GLARE LET ME SHOW U IT.

Riddle: STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE.

Chapter 3: TOAD/FERRETT OTP!!111!

Moody: OH NOES RIDDLE BE STEALIN MAH PANTS.

Riddle: OH NOES DUMBLEDOR BE STEALIN MAH PANTS.

Dumbledore: I PWN U ALL.

Riddle: REVENGE MUST INVOLVE SECKSIN.

Chapter 4: INVISIBLE MOODY

Moody: IM IN UR LOCKR ROOM SPYIN UR KWIDDICH.

Riddle: I PWN U.

Moody: REVENGE MUST INVOLVE SECKSIN.

[kennahijja]

Wah! Brilliant! It so needs to be retitled 'SNAKES ON A DICSHUNARY'. Right now ;). Died a couple of times over, but most of all at

Dumbledore: I PWN U ALL.

Doesn't he just :).

[quigonejinn]

The Art and Craft of Shutting (the fuck) Up, please.

[wired_lizard]

STFU, by Letterblade.

Tony: WTF.

Jack: IM IN UR LIVIN ROOM SCANNIN UR TECH.

Tony: IZ PICKUP LINE?

Jack: ONLY FR UNION JACK CHICS.

Tony: INVISIBLE ALCOHOLISM.

Jack: INVISIBLE ALIENS.

Tony: HAHA UTUBE.

Jack: UR SECKSY ARC REACTOR.

Tony: LET ME SHOW U IT.

Jack: UR BRAIN IZ SHINY.

Tony: MAH BRAIN NEEZ TO STFU.

Jack: ...

Tony: ...

Both: IT CAN HAZ BE SECKS TIEM NAO?

Tony: SURPRIZ BUTTSECKS PLS.

Jack: STFU.

[quigonejinn]

Tony: SURPRIZ BUTTSECKS PLS.

SURPRIZ! *is trying to stop laughing, failing abysmally*

[blackestduckest]

Hey, it's Sasha (Anna's roommate, your 7th term)...

I know we haven't talked in ages, but I thought I'd tell you that I followed that link, and read "Thirty-Five Owls", and cried. (Oh, and I still listen to 7x7, and lend it to friends who've never met you.)

Thanks.

[wired_lizard]

*gets all mooshy* Thank you! And how are you?

That fic seems to make people cry, like, a lot. I almost want to go back through people's reviews and make a tally.

[gsyh]

You can add me to it, the ENDING!

[hvaharu]

What an icon! *laughs*