Comments | wired_lizard: Hey libido, bats in the belfry, jolly old Sigmund Freud!

wired_lizard

Hey libido, bats in the belfry, jolly old Sigmund Freud!

Nov 22, 2005 01:04

Dear Subconscious ( Read more... )

emo, tmi

Comments 5

hvaharu November 22 2005, 10:19:48 UTC

I can relate there. *hugs*

icemaiden013 November 22 2005, 10:58:27 UTC

*falls over laughing* sorry but that was hilarious!

mattador November 22 2005, 13:55:45 UTC

I'm going to ignore the address to the uterus, that's sort of out of my jurisdiction, but as to the rest...

*glomps*

If your subconscious will not tell you good things, I will, whether it does any good or no. You, m'dear, are gorgeous, intelligent, eloquent, creative, and all manner of endearing. So there.

paper_crystals November 22 2005, 14:34:47 UTC

Have you tried raspberry tea for the uterus? That might help.
*HUG*

heavenscalyx November 22 2005, 16:23:49 UTC

Dear Uterus,

Please stop sucking.

Alas, the problem isn't the sucking. It's the... well, not precisely exploding. Spewing! Spooting? Exuding? Expelling? I think that's probably the nicest term I can come up with.

I generally tell my uterus to quit training for childbirth -- it ain't gonna happen.