[Abiru/Yamapi] The Inner Ninja

[wintersjuly]

Title: The Inner Ninja
Fandom: JE, but some knowledge of Naruto would probably help.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Abiru Yuu/Yamapi. No, really.
Warning: Crack
Note: THIS IS ALL acchikocchi’s FAULT. TOTALLY acchikocchi’s FAULT. I HAVE PROOF IT’S acchikocchi’s FAULT. I take no blame for any part of this except for the very end because that was an invention all of my own. I’m still

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[acchikocchi]

you bring joy and happiness into my life

[wintersjuly]

*WEEPS AT YOU*

[acchikocchi]

FOR ANYONE READING THE BLAME IS TOTALLY MINE. I ACCEPT IT HAPPILY AND WITH OPEN ARMS. ♥__________♥

[wintersjuly]

WE WERE DISCUSSING MY SHIPPING PREFERENCES. YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND.

wintersjuly: and then i was pretty much stuck with shipping kakashi/any of his fellow anbu
acchikocchi: asjdkljdlk
acchikocchi: i read that as
acchikocchi: any of his fellow abiru
acchikocchi: DDD:
wintersjuly: LjdkljKLJSFDKLJLSAJDKLJSG
acchikocchi: KAKASHI/ABIRU, NITA
acchikocchi: no no
acchikocchi: a whole team of abiru
wintersjuly: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON
acchikocchi: or is that abirus
wintersjuly: YOU ARE REALLY REALLY TERRIBLE
acchikocchi: ajksld it's like naruto and the thing where there are suddenly 100 of them?
acchikocchi: ajdskldjlksd WRITE A FIC
acchikocchi: WHERE YAMAPI
acchikocchi: WANTS ABIRU TO COSPLAY
acchikocchi: AS A SEXY ANBU NINJA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[acchikocchi]

JIN AS GAI, HOWEVER, WAS ALL YOUR OWN GENIUS <33333333333

[wintersjuly]

JUST REMEMBER THAT MEANS YAMAPI IS THE GENIUS NINJA OKAY

[saturnianlove]

AHAHAH ♥

[wintersjuly]

EVERYTHING IS MER'S FAULT

[acchikocchi]

MY FAVORITE PARTS: A SUMMARY.

Yamapi really was as well endowed as Koki had speculated once when they were both really, really drunk (Abiru had thought that Koki had a sort of weird fixation on Yamapi and nearly said so)

i think this is where the shrieking started the first time around. kjasldjslkdsds i just. abiru and koki getting drunk together and discussing yamapi's assets. I LOVE IT.

Yamapi, by all accounts wasn’t a virgin or shy, but it was a little brazen of him to say, “well, yeah,” like it was obvious to everyone that he did discuss her with her ex.

Abiru liked it.

*_______*

In a small voice, "You - you don't like Anko

i love you too jinface

[wintersjuly]

BUT MABUDACHI WILL HAVE TO STOP BEING SO EASY ONE DAY BECAUSE --

...I THINK I'M STARTING TO LIKE ABIRU.

WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF

[acchikocchi]

asjdkldjskldjslkd WELL ME TOO

how can i make her manipulative in the not-yet-abandoned jin/yamapi/abiru story now?! ajskdlds instead it will end up, like, a non-destructive thing!

ps i love you

[wintersjuly]

♥ ♥ ♥

WITH ENCOURAGEMENT, I'M SURE YOU CAN :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[yamapea]

[wintersjuly]

I'M BLAMING EVERYTHING ON MER :

[acchikocchi]

ISN'T SHE AMAZING ajsdkldjklsdjsklds