Okay, so yes. I LIKE METAPHORS AND SIMILES *hides*
Why Nino Loves Leader
Nino is no slouch in the gaming department. In fact, if he'd like to say so himself, he's pretty damned awesome at them. He loves, loves games because he hates losing and loves to win. And Leader who has no idea why anyone would want to win anything (because it takes effort and Leader has better things to do like stare off into space or think about the ways that if Jun moved another inch or two, he'll be perfectly symmetrical with Aiba and that'll be a beautiful picture to draw) is perhaps the hardest game Nino's ever participated in because Leader doesn't even know what Nino's been trying to win for the last eight years.
It's the biggest challenge he's ever faced and Nino tingles with the thrill of it all.
Ryo will never admit that it's really fucking hot that she's tall enough to back him into a wall (and that she's got the guts to even think about trying to do it), run a hand through his hair and yank, pulling his head back and making him bare his throat to her cool, soft lips.
Seriously, Jin and Yamapi will never let him live it down that he likes it when she's forceful.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOUR PIIIIIIIN. ♥ The last line is hilarious, because you know that Pin are as likely to be silly and gooey together as they are to try and beat the crap out of one another. XDD
*loves*
As someone has already beaten me to Ryo/Tego (my super-guilty pleasure) I'm going to go with Ryo/Uchi. <3 Or you know, more Pin, seeing as you seem kind of open to writing it.
(P.S. THE OHMIYA ONE. *DIES* JUST READ. OHNO BEING THE HARDEST GAME NINO'S EVER PLAYED. HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME.)
askdhsajkda i'm sorry about turning it into emo. D:
Why Ryo Loves Uchi
Ryo loves Uchi because Uchi is secretly a bitch and likes to rag on all their News band members when he's really drunk. Ryo loves Uchi because Uchi is totally afraid of live fish but has no problem with telling Yoko that no, really, it'll be really funny if you stick the dead fish in Maru's pants while he's sleeping because he'd wake up and scream about it. Ryo loves Uchi because even though Uchi's an idiot and a total fucker to boot, Uchi's always, always told him the truth first, and Uchi told him that Johnny suspended him and Uchi told him that it really mother fucking hurts and that he didn't cry until he went home and realised that he wouldn't see Ryo everyday any more.
Ok I didn't request this but AWWWWWW. This was so cute! And FINALLY there is acknowledgment of uchi's bitchiness. Fangirls are always on about how cute or prissy he is but he is also a mean bitch! (it's why i love him of course XD) Seriously I'd say he is as bad if not worse than ryo but he is more in control of his tongue and won't try to make and ass of himself outside of K8 variety shows or his immediate circle of friends. I am totally going to make a list with screencaps and clips one day about all the times uchi was a bitch and laughed at people's pain. Really hard. I will call it "all the times uchi hiroki was evil...and no one noticed." I'm already up 10 instances when this happened...I really should go do my homework instead of stalking your lj. -_- I'll go now.
I am totally going to make a list with screencaps and clips one day about all the times uchi was a bitch and laughed at people's pain. Really hard. I will call it "all the times uchi hiroki was evil...and no one noticed."
Jun totally doesn't love the bastard. Not at all. His impersonations are not funny and nor are they correct (In fact, Ohno's ones are better by far and seriously, he does not wriggle his little finger like that) and it is not hot when he comes backstage to an Arashi concert to 'apologise for mocking his senpais.'
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NIIIIITA. ♥
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I miiiiiss yoooouuuu. ♥
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(i miss you toooo ♥)
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Also ohmygod that drabble is adorable. Seriously.
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Why Nino Loves Leader
Nino is no slouch in the gaming department. In fact, if he'd like to say so himself, he's pretty damned awesome at them. He loves, loves games because he hates losing and loves to win. And Leader who has no idea why anyone would want to win anything (because it takes effort and Leader has better things to do like stare off into space or think about the ways that if Jun moved another inch or two, he'll be perfectly symmetrical with Aiba and that'll be a beautiful picture to draw) is perhaps the hardest game Nino's ever participated in because Leader doesn't even know what Nino's been trying to win for the last eight years.
It's the biggest challenge he's ever faced and Nino tingles with the thrill of it all.
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Your Ohno is so spot on. This seriously made my day. THANK YOU ILUUUU
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WHY RYO LOVES TEGOSHI, PLEASE.
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Why Ryo Loves Korea
Ryo will never admit that it's really fucking hot that she's tall enough to back him into a wall (and that she's got the guts to even think about trying to do it), run a hand through his hair and yank, pulling his head back and making him bare his throat to her cool, soft lips.
Seriously, Jin and Yamapi will never let him live it down that he likes it when she's forceful.
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OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY kjsahdfjsdfasd i was having the first day EVER and you just saved it. ILUUUUUUUUU ♥ ♥ ♥
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*loves*
As someone has already beaten me to Ryo/Tego (my super-guilty pleasure) I'm going to go with Ryo/Uchi. <3 Or you know, more Pin, seeing as you seem kind of open to writing it.
(P.S. THE OHMIYA ONE. *DIES* JUST READ. OHNO BEING THE HARDEST GAME NINO'S EVER PLAYED. HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME.)
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Why Ryo Loves Uchi
Ryo loves Uchi because Uchi is secretly a bitch and likes to rag on all their News band members when he's really drunk. Ryo loves Uchi because Uchi is totally afraid of live fish but has no problem with telling Yoko that no, really, it'll be really funny if you stick the dead fish in Maru's pants while he's sleeping because he'd wake up and scream about it. Ryo loves Uchi because even though Uchi's an idiot and a total fucker to boot, Uchi's always, always told him the truth first, and Uchi told him that Johnny suspended him and Uchi told him that it really mother fucking hurts and that he didn't cry until he went home and realised that he wouldn't see Ryo everyday any more.
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OMG. Please do this. XD *offers you candy*
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Umm. Ryo and Shige? And and and.... KAWAI AND MATSUJUN!!
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Why Jun Loves Kawai
Jun totally doesn't love the bastard. Not at all. His impersonations are not funny and nor are they correct (In fact, Ohno's ones are better by far and seriously, he does not wriggle his little finger like that) and it is not hot when he comes backstage to an Arashi concert to 'apologise for mocking his senpais.'
Not hot at all.
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Not hot at all.
Yes, Jun, you just keep repeating that in your head, maybe it'll come true.
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