2010 Winter Games Kink Meme
Part 2
I never really expected this to take off so well, let alone end up with 4000+ comments. Now it's time for part 2!
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1. We are all here to have a little fun. Am I right?
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Johnny pauses in the middle of lacing up his skates. Well, Evan's skates.
"Please enlighten me," he says.
"Okay, but don't get mad," Evan says, and Johnny is instantly mad, just like that. He continues lacing and doesn't say anything.
"Alright," Evan says. "Uh. So yesterday, I was taking a lunch break. So I went out, like, to buy some food. And the lady who was at this counter at the store, she was, well, she was really hot."
Johnny can't help but snort a little, but he doesn't look up.
"Right, so... I was trying to talk to her, you know, and I found some way to work my name in, but she didn't know who I was. So then I was trying to tell her about my gold medal, but like, she was making all these skeptical faces so I pulled it out."
"Oh my God," Johnny says, unable to stay silent. "You carry it around with you? Still?"I like it a lot," Evan says defensively ( ... )
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Johnny tries not to think, I know what your orgasms feel like"Thanks," he says. "And by the way, you could at least look through the peephole before you open the door. What if it was someone else, and they saw me walking out of your room and you not there? They'd think I killed you and hid the body ( ... )
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The worst part comes at the end of practice. Frank takes him aside by the elbow and tells him quietly that if he skates like that at Worlds, he’s going to be letting down the country. The fucking country. And the way he says it isn’t even angry, just sad and a little hurt, like Johnny-Evan-is ruining everything on purpose ( ... )
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Johnny’s always loved the media. Sure, they can take quotes out of context and no one’s managed to write an article about him in the last five years without including the word "flamboyant", but despite that, Johnny likes talking to the press. He wanders over, and sure enough the reporters stick their microphones in his face excitedly ( ... )
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LOL!
And wow, mass update! Pot stirring! You rock. :D
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