Yamx: Crack!fic: You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover (Jack/Nine) [teen]

[yamx]

Title: Crack!fic: You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover (1/1)
Author: Yamx
Challenge: Carnivale
Characters: Jack/Nine, Rose
Rating: Teen (sexual innuendo)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction; the characters are the property of the BBC and used here without permission. No money was made.
Spoilers/warnings: crack!fic
Summary: …or can you?

Comments

[kae_nine]

ROTFLMAO!!! OMG that's hilarious! And putting the book cover at the very end made for a fantastic tag to the story. Love love, LOVE it! Absolutely love it!

But one question remains...

*What* happened on page 63? Hm?

[yamx]

I'd tell you, but the Doctor's mad enough at Jack as it is... *g*

Thanks for commenting! Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[trobadora]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Dammit, Jack needs to share that book. I want to read it! :D

[yamx]

*giggles* The Doctor would kill him.

Thanks for commenting!

[trobadora]

Hmmm, then he just needs to revisit this issue at a later date! Convenient immortality is convenient. ;)

Seriously, this made me laugh so hard.

[yamx]

The Doctor might kill him *repeatedly* As it is, he's already in really deep trouble. *giggles*

I'm really glad it made you laugh - and that you took the time to tell me. I find it so hard to judge my own crack!fics. I always wonder if they're funny only in my head. So I'm really glad this works for other people as well. :)

[yamx]

...and once he gets done punishing Jack, the Doctor might actually be willing to do it. Jack's a talented...errr... partner, after all, and they might both have lots of fun with it. *g*

Thanks for commenting! :)

[wendymr]

Oh, hilarious! Yes, Jack would definitely derive as much enjoyment as humanly possible out of this - and I bet Rose will be heading for her bedroom pretty soon too *g*

And I think some re-enactment is definitely in order!

[yamx]

You do have a point about Rose! *g*

Oh, Jack is going to get loads of fun out of this - both with the re-enacting and with the teasing. If you ask him, it's more than worth the trouble he's in now. *g*

[kholly]

Well now if he spent a week with Kathy doing it then certainly Jack should get a chance. And I can practically see Rose skittering off with the book while Jack distracts the Doctor.

[yamx]

Oh, Jack'll get a chance.... AFTER the Doctor's had a very clear discussion with him about the ethics of under-bed-around-poking and book-not-giving and book-Rose-showing... *g*

Rose is really the innocent party here, though, so clearly she's free to reap the benefits. ;)