THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE, for galmaegi (1/2)
Title: THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE
Recipient: galmaegi
Pairing: Zico/Mino/Seungyoon
Rating: R
Warnings: profanity
Summary: Mino's life is hard. On the bright side, so are other things. He blames this whole camboy thing for both. (AU)
Notes: Dear galmaegi, I really hope you enjoy this! <3 Much thanks to anon and anon for the handholding and the thoughts!
THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE | BEING A TALE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITIES AND SONG MINO'S HARD LIFE
Mino slumped against the grubby counter and yawned.
Fucking great. 'Course, the graveyard shift at the twenty-four hour convenience store wasn't jumping at the best of times. It wasn't like he expected to be run off his feet. But man, tonight the place was deader than dead. A corpse of a thing with bits already falling off. He'd sent the last customer on her merry way roughly half a lifetime ago, plastic bag bulging with energy drinks and chocolate bars.
He took his glasses off to rub at his eyes.
Usually, he couldn't care less. Hell, it was the single greatest thing about this shitty-ass job. It gave him time to work on his lyrics. It meant that this sadly-necessary sidejob not only bought him real food (for a given value of real, for a given value of food), but also the time to work on the very dreams that would lift him right the fuck out of this hellhole.
One could but hope.
On the good nights, right? On the good nights, this right here was pretty much like getting paid for songwriting. He almost felt like he was a Serious fucking Artist.
(Is what he told himself, when he was well on his way to maudlin drunk.)
Still. Good times.
Last night, Hugeboy Mino, M-I-N-O, had performed at Club Sentimental. It had been amazing and life affirming and exhausting and the most fucking brilliant thing in his life. He'd felt alive and bigger than ever. Not dreary Song Minho, the sad scrawl on his nameplate, cashier at the fucking 7/11.
Afterwards, he'd wasted a perfectly good day on a failed audition at a shitty company. That had been less than amazing. And now he was standing here in the too bright lights of the empty convenience store, on zero sleep and with a brain that was as creatively insightful as pudding. He stared despondently at the empty text app on his phone, watching the cursor blink on and off.
"What's this one about?" Seunghoon asked as he passed Mino's counter on his way out back, laden with boxes.
"Your face," Mino answered automatically. Seunghoon laughed, shifting his grip on the boxes.
"Bound to be a hit, then," he answered placidly, winking at him. Mino rolled his eyes but a grin pulled at the corner of his mouth.
"Sure, hyung," he agreed, and Seunghoon gave him an awkward thumbs up from underneath his leaning tower of cardboard.
"I expect royalties," Seunghoon yelled over his shoulder before disappearing through the flapping doors leading into the back of the store.
"Think again," he hollered back.
He was just considering filching a can of energy drink for himself while Seunghoon was in the back, when his phone buzzed.
- Sunday 31 July 2016 -
souththth
hey (01:37)
He grinned and swiped to open Kakaotalk. Perfect, he thought. This was the kind of distraction he needed. Even if Nam Taehyun was in one of his more-artistic-than-thou moods or whatever, shit-talking with him was never not excellent entertainment.
Hugeboy_Mino
supppppp bro!! :D (01:38)
souththth
are you drunk? (01:38)
Hugeboy_Mino
no?? (01:38)
working :(( (01:38)
souththth
ok (01:38)
hey, do you know, that friend of yours (01:39)
Hugeboy_Mino
??? (01:39)
u gonna have to be more specific than that lol (01:39)
Mino wrinkled his nose. He had heaps of friends, sure, but there weren't many that Taehyun knew as well. God, Taehyun better not ask him to set him up with Seunghoon-hyung or something. He had better things to do than get in the middle of a Royal Mess. Anyway, Seunghoon-hyung was probably straight? Maybe.
souththth
the one you introduced me to the other day (01:39)
the fancy producer dude or whatever (01:39)
Hugeboy_Mino
OH!! (01:39)
jiho-hyung!! lol (01:39)
souththth
right (01:42)
you said he was really successful (01:42)
Hugeboy_Mino
!!! (01:42)
are u thinking of collaborating? (01:42)
bc im sure I could hook u up <3 (01:42)
souththth
hmmm (01:44)
Hugeboy_Mino
yeaah hes doing well atm!! (01:44)
i mean u were at the party. (01:44)
and if u were into rap at all u would know (01:44)
dudes everywhere rn (01:44)
souththth
everywhere (01:45)
right (01:45)
but the real question is (01:45)
is he actually a decent producer? (01:45)
or is the money coming from his sidejob as a
camboy? (01:45)
because I need to know where his true talent
lies before I commit to anything (01:45)
Hugeboy_Mino
wth??? (01:46)
camboy???? (01:46)
souththth
camboy (01:46)
Mino blinked at his phone screen. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesu- He hadn't heard Seunghoon approach, but he did feel the sharp elbow jabbing him in the side.
"Ow. Seunghoon-hyung! What?" he squeaked, quickly turning off the screen. Seunghoon raised an eyebrow.
"Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost."
"I'm fine!" he claimed, clutching the phone to his chest and nodding vigorously, as much to himself as to Seunghoon.
"Okay," Seunghoon said slowly, still looking at him dubiously. He nodded to where a lone customer was browsing the alcohol selection. The guy must have fucking tiptoed in while Mino was... distracted.
"Don't forget to do your job," Seunghoon said, not unkindly, clapping his shoulder briefly. Mino nodded absently.
"Right," he said and obediently waited for the ninja customer to pick out a subpar bottle of booze. He smiled and gave the guy his change and wished him a good night. He even waited until he was out the door, smile frozen on his face, before he fumbled into his pocket for his phone in a mad rush.
Hugeboy_Mino
lol is this a joke? (01:58)
His mouth felt dry. Jiho-hyung was one of his closest friends and most admired seniors. Not - he swallowed - not someone who would- who would- who would take off his clothes and do things like that.
He could feel his face heating up.
Definitely not, he told himself. Sure, Jiho-hyung had zero fucks to give about anything except music and he seemed blessedly free of inhibitions but that sure as hell didn't mean-
souththth
I'll send you a link (01:59)
Mino made a small dying sound. What watching this would mean, okay, was that he'd never be able to look Jiho-hyung in the eye ever again for the rest of fucking ever. Also, he'd have to kill Taehyun.
He chewed on his bottom lip as he stared at the link. On the other hand, Woo Jiho sexing it up for a camera.
Worth it?
He groaned, head thudding on the surface of the counter.
So fucking worth it, who was he even kidding. He wondered if Seunghoon-hyung would understand if he told him he really needed a break right the fuck now, because it was vitally important he watch (right now) this kinda DIY porn thing starring one of his friends whom he really admired and respected and sometimes thought about when he jerked himself off.
On the plus side, Seunghoon would probably let him. On the downside, he'd definitely demand to see too (God, he needed new friends, friends who were innocent and pure, fuck him, why didn't he have friends who were innocent and pure) and Mino didn't think he was ready for this to be a shared experience. He wasn't even sure he was ready for this to be an experience, full stop.
Hugeboy_Mino
fuck imma have to wait until my shift finishes (2:02)
souththth
lol good luck (2:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
if i dont die from a heartattack first (2:02)
how could u (2:02)
meanwhile (2:18)
why were u watching camboys anyway?? (2:18)
He added, because, honestly, Nam Taehyun better not think he'd let him off the hook like that.
souththth
because fuck you that's why (2:21)
:) (2:21)
His shift finally ended after a hundred years and Mino was about 45% exhaustion, 45% jitters and 10% energy drink. The latter were possibly related.
"Are you sure you'll be able to get home okay?" Seunghoon asked when he swayed a little while he was grabbing his things.
"I'll be fine!" Mino assured him, gathering some final manic energy for a smile, which he hoped looked sincere. Or at least not too severely deranged.
He loved Seunghoon-hyung. The guy was great. So, sure, part of him really wanted to say no and lean his head on Seunghoon's shoulder, let his hyung take care of him and get him home. However. Last time he hadn't been feeling well, Seunghoon had actually gone and called Mino's actual mother and Mino could never let that happen ever again.
"If you're sure..."
"I'm sure! The bus stop is like five minutes away and the bus route goes straight past my house," he promised.
He should totally be able to make it there alive, he told himself, as he waved goodbye. He could doze on the bus and he'd be home in no time and he'd finally, finally be able to, like... see what his hyung had been up to. Kind of thing. He quickened his pace a little, to match the rapid thudding of his heart.
He didn't feel very fucking alive by the time he'd made it to the privacy of his tiny one room rooftop apartment. But he was still upright, at least. His heart was still beating like he was running a marathon.
He stumbled straight into his unmade bed, faceplanting into his pillow. Jesus, was this what zombies felt like all the time? Only instead of wanting to chew someone's face off he pushed himself to keep moving in spite of death, to see a hopefully-HD dick. At least he hsd his priorities straight. He kicked the sheets over to the edge of the mattress and flopped an arm over the side to feel for his laptop and pull it towards him.
Right. Let's do this. Time to get himself off in probably the most embarrassing way ever, quick and dirty. Then sleep for like two days. He could panic about the fucking consequences afterwards, when he'd be vaguely better equipped to deal with them.
Hugeboy_Mino
ducking duck (8:31)
FUCKING DUCK (8:31)
FUCK (8:31)
nam taEFUCKINGHYUNG (8:31)
i cannot (8:31)
fucking (8:31)
believe yuo (8:31)
nam teahyun you asshole (8:32)
you gave me a fckuing HEART ATTACK (8:32)
and like the most fucking awkWARD boner ive
eveRr r had (8:32)
wait akshh no (8:35)
not like thAT god (8:35)
aksbdjdn (8:35)
fuck im (8:35)
exhausted (8:35)
heart attack (8:35)
adn all fornotjing (8:35)
nothing (8:38)
akdbdjdbjdnfj (8:38)
im gjyfb to fucking sleep (8:45)
souththth
wow (14:11)
I'm so conflicted? (14:11)
on the one hand I'm SUFFERING that you didn't
call me so I could have witnessed your breakdown
live (14:11)
on the other hand, now I can treasure it forever <3 (14:12)
so hyung what caused your awkward boner to wilt? (14:12)
you can never take awkward boner back by the way (14:13)
that's not how the internet or this friendship works (14:13)
I might have to print it out and frame it (14:13)
(something to think about next time) (14:13)
(he who throws the first stone better not have
mentioned their awkward boner for their friend) (14:13)
(or whatever) (14:14)
Mino stared at his phone and reached up to rub the sleep out of his eyes. He'd slept for like - he squinted at the time on his phone - ten hours. He groaned, stretching his arms over his head. Did that make him more equipped to deal with Nam Taehyun? Did it really?
Fuck no, he decided. He dropped his phone back on his pillow and crawled out of bed slowly. Breakfast or shower, he contemplated when his feet were firmly planted on the floor. He dug his toes into the carpet.
His stomach took that opportunity to growl violently.
Breakfast it was. As he made to get up, his gaze fell on his laptop, abandoned on the floor beside the bed. He'd forgotten to turn it off last night; it was still humming softly.
Last night.
He rubbed his face furiously, huffing in frustration.
Fuck.
Well. He simply refused to get involved in shit like this. Breakfast, he told himself sternly. Breakfast first.
Hugeboy_Mino
jesus (19:47)
u bury me under an avalanche of stones almost
daily jsyk (19:47)
souththth
you're awake! (19:51)
I've been waiting (19:51)
tell me everything (19:51)
<3 (19:51)
wasn't it hot enough for you? (19:52)
I guess I don't know what porn you usually watch (19:52)
Hugeboy_Mino
do u WANT to know? (19:52)
souththth
I definitely don't thanks (19:52)
Hugeboy_Mino
thank god for small mercies (19:52)
souththth
but (19:53)
Hugeboy_Mino
oh lord (19:53)
souththth
I just totally had you pegged as being into
crossdressing (19:53)
or did the oppa kink fuck you up? (19:53)
maybe I should have warned you about that (19:53)
him being your precious hyung and all (19:53)
Mino glared at his phone. There were things about last night that he really didn't want to relive in the accusing light of day- Semi-day. Wakefulness? In the accusing presence of Nam Taehyun, anyway, he decided. Let's go with that.
These featured a) a cute boy in a dress that was short enough to show he had really nice thighs (like fucking hell, they looked pale and soft and Mino wanted to touch them. With his mouth) who called him oppa (Jesus, he wasn't even into that. Was he? Shit) and b) Mino's hand down his pants and firmly around his dick for an embarrassingly short time before he came.
More importantly.
Hugeboy_Mino
well thats the whole point isnt it (19:53)
it wasnt (19:54)
souththth
wasn't your thing? (19:57)
(are you implying it is now?) (19:57)
Hugeboy_Mino
wasnt jiho-hyung (19:57)
souththth
? (19:57)
is this something you're telling yourself to be able
to cope? (19:57)
Hugeboy_Mino
no (19:57)
this is u (19:57)
genuinely mistaking the guy ur jerking off to (19:57)
for my friend (19:57)
WHO IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON (19:58)
and giving me a 1000% unnecessary heart attack (19:58)
souththth
omg are you sure? (20:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
how much time did u spent w jiho-hyung at the
party? (20:01)
souththth
like 25 seconds? (20:02)
ok I see your point (20:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
yah (20:03)
souththth
bummer (20:06)
Hugeboy_Mino
?????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????? (20:06)
souththth
well I mean (20:09)
now you're not someone who can introduce me
to cuteface (20:09)
Hugeboy_Mino
i thought the camboy thing made u not want to
work w jiho-hyung (20:09)
souththth
who said anything about work? (20:10)
my studio is not the place I want to be called
oppa (20:10)
well maybe (20:10)
but not while I'm actually working (20:10)
Hugeboy_Mino
im blocking u jsyk (20:17)
Username WILDANDYOUNG (and Mino couldn't decide whether that was cool or terrifically embarrassing) didn't even - well, okay, maybe he could pass for Jiho in bad light. He guessed? There was the cheeks. The mouth. He licked his own lips unconsciously.
Okay, the problem? The problem was that the moment he'd decided that Nam Taehyun was either fucking blind or somewhere laughing his ass off over the lamest prank to ever lame, how fucking dare he, the moment Mino had decided that this guy looked nothing whatsoever like Jiho-hyung, he started seeing more and more tiny similarities. Tiny similarities he apparently had a thing for. Like that fucking mouth. Did he have a bottom lip fetish? Was that even a thing? Because the thing he apparently had for cute boys with full bottom lips was ridiculous.
Especially when they absent-mindedly licked them so they were wet and shiny and so red and - then the guy bit down on it and looked up at the camera with big fox eyes and - Jesus. Get a fucking grip, Song Mino. You're not fucking twelve.
He thought about blowjobs a lot. He took several screencaps of the guy ostensibly eating but essentially deep throating a banana and hated himself a little.
(Not enough to delete them.)
- Thursday 28 July 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
hey hyung (19:26)
u still alive? (19:57)
- Friday 5 August 2016 -
ZIACO
Im okay (12:14)
I was working (12:14)
Kyung is a pain and abandoned me (12:15)
whats today? (12:15)
Hugeboy_Mino
friday (12:23)
:((( (12:23)
have u been eating hyung? (12:23)
ZIACO
ordered food (13:42)
entertain me while Im waiting (13:42)
Mino chewed on his lip but in the end only hesitated for about ten seconds.
Hugeboy_Mino
ok (13:43)
i had the weirdest heart attack in my life the other
day (13:43)
ZIACO
this sounds promising (13:43)
Hugeboy_Mino
so my friend is apparently a pervert who watches
camboys (13:43)
ZIACO
your "friend" sure okay (13:43)
Hugeboy_Mino
rly!!!!! (13:43)
taehyun (13:43)
u met him coupla weeks ago (13:44)
ZIACO
oh wait (13:46)
middle parting? (13:46)
Hugeboy_Mino
thats him (13:46)
ZIACO
you guys are friends? (13:47)
I thought you were sleeping with him (13:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
what no!!!! (13:47)
ZIACO
Jihoon told me you were anyway (13:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
THAT WAS ONE TIME???? (13:48)
aNYWAY (13:48)
back to the story (13:48)
ZIACO
wait, this isnt the story? (13:48)
because its amusing as fuck (13:48)
Hugeboy_Mino
:((( (13:49)
so there was this one guy (13:49)
ZIACO
a camboy? are we still talking about camboys? (13:49)
Hugeboy_Mino
right (13:49)
this one camboy (13:49)
and long story short, he thought it was u (13:50)
ZIACO
this was not the plot twist I was expecting (13:55)
Jesus Christ (13:55)
wait (13:55)
DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK (13:56)
Hugeboy_Mino
he legit sold this to me as 100% fact (13:56)
so my brain went pdfhsjhfhf (13:56)
until i actually saw the guy (13:56)
ZIACO
oh my god (13:57)
I have a porn twin (13:57)
wait did you watch it (13:58)
Hugeboy_Mino
well i had to?? (13:58)
for science (13:58)
did u just disown me? (17:43)
ZIACO
okay I had food (21:32)
and maybe a nap (21:32)
So (21:33)
Im embarrassed to the depths of my soul (21:33)
but Im going to need that link (21:33)
Hugeboy_Mino
http://goo.gl/7G6k6c (21:33)
ZIACO
thanks (21:33)
also next time pretend that takes you longer than
3 seconds (21:34)
/life advice from your hyung (21:34)
wow (21:45)
okay (21:45)
who even thinks I look like this guy though? (21:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
eh idk (21:48)
taehyun only remembered u vaguely i guess (21:48)
ZIACO
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? (22:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
which one? (22:01)
ZIACO
the one with the bananas (22:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
aah (22:02)
yeah (22:02)
yep (22:02)
ZIACO
okay me and Jaehyo arent talking anymore jsyk (23:25)
in related news, an update: (23:25)
5 out of 5 expendable friends think Middle Parting
has a point (23:25)
- Tuesday 9 August 2016 -
ZIACO
I mean (22:46)
okay (22:46)
he is pretty cute though (22:46)
Hugeboy_Mino
god isnt he??? (22:48)
For lack of an actual name and because he was cute and excitable, when he wasn't being inappropriate at the camera (making sultry eyes like, who the fuck did he think he was?), Mino had come to think of him as Puppy. It was at least as fucking embarrassing a nickname as WILDANDYOUNG but it worked better as an affectionate petname (he had an affectionate petname for a camboy he couldn't fucking believe that this was his life, these were his choices).
As long as it didn't leave the privacy of Mino's own head it was Fine, everything was Fine.
Puppy seemed to oscillate wildly between blushing virginity and smouldering hot sluttiness. Why would fucking anyone be into that, Mino thought crossly, while shoving his hand down his pants.
Puppy looked up, leaning in close to the camera. He smiled brightly and waved.
"Hi guys," he said cheerfully. Mino had feelings (secret, secret feelings) about that voice, which was low and gentle and perfect. He could listen to it forever. He wondered idly if Puppy had ever considered phone sex. Not that he didn't like being able to look at Puppy, but the thought of that voice in his ear, just for him, was something. Still. Puppy was beautiful and possibly commenting on his voice was weird.
im_him
You look cute today
He typed carefully into the chatbox amongst the many hellos. Puppy's smile widened, round cheeks puffing out, thanking him through the camera and Mino bit back a grin.
He wasn't very cute for long. Someone else in the chatbox asked him to strip. No - he was still cute, Mino thought, as his shirt slid from narrow shoulders. Puppy's eyes were wide as he looked into the camera, lower lip caught between his teeth. Not uncertain, as such. But questioning? Seeking approval?
He was beautiful, Mino thought. Skin pale and soft-looking against the dark of his clothes and his hair. The shirt fell to the floor. His long, slender fingers hesitated at his belt, just as Mino's fingers hesitated at the waistband of his sweatpants.
immature
come onnnn
Puppy laughed, loud and unashamed, face scrunching up and shoulders shaking.
"Okay, okay," he said, with a grin that Mino had already categorized as tease. The belt came undone and he wiggled out of his skinny jeans and - okay, maybe Mino had just never paid enough attention, but he didn't think he'd ever seen a guy with nicer legs than Puppy.
Puppy was sitting in front of the camera in his underwear, a pair of tiny black boxers, chatting to them. His skin was so soft looking, Mino wished he could reach out and touch. To kiss him and pull him into his bed, limbs tangled, make out and-
iamyouyouareme
can you touch yourself
Jesus. Or that, Mino agreed. Fuck.
Thank the internet for other anonymous horny dudes with more presence of mind than him. He was already feeling hot at the very thought. He couldn't believe- He shifted on his bed, setting his laptop down beside him.
Puppy - no, this was not the time to think of puppies, Jesus fucking hell. The guy, whatever, pushed his underwear past his hips and wrapped his fingers around his cock and - oh.
Forget everything he ever said about phonesex. There was no better sight in the world than this. Mino took hold of his own dick and stroked slowly - slower than he usually liked, in time with the guy touching himself. Made it easier to imagine it were the other's pretty fingers touching him.
Mino's eyes were fixed on the screen, unblinking, but the guy's eyes were falling shut, head tilted back and Mino imagined licking the column of his throat. The other's cock was hard in his grip and the quality of the video was good enough that Mino could see the glistening wetness of precome.
Mino swallowed hard and unconsciously sped up his strokes. He was so close he just wanted to - The guy groaned low and it went straight to Mino's dick but he could handle that, he could totally handle that, he thought, fighting to keep his eyes open and focused on the fucking gorgeous image in front of him. He pushed up into the tight opening of his fist, thumbing the head on the upstroke and he totally had been able to handle the groan, handled it like a champ. The high whimpery noises that followed, however, were his undoing.
It was only after, when the video was over, ending with Puppy back to being Puppy again, color high on his cheeks, dwarfed in an oversized sweater, after Mino had cleaned up and was about to click out of the webpage, that he noticed the usernames, or username, anyway, and Wondered.
- Friday 26 August 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
hyung (21:17)
did you just (21:18)
ZIACO
did i what? (21:20)
Hugeboy_Mino
nm (21:22)
johnny walked across my keyboard (21:22)
ZIACO
wow johnny is a better speller than you are (21:22)
oh for fucks sake (21:24)
come over (21:24)
Hugeboy_Mino
what? (21:25)
ZIACO
Im still horny (21:25)
while youre out, bring food for after (21:26)
The videos Mino could just jerk off to were fine. The more teasy videos were torture because he was half hard all the time with no real release and he just hadn't - He hadn't quite figured out yet how the thing with Jiho-hyung worked. What he was allowed.
Come over afterwards. Just like that? And fall into bed together again. Kissing and touching, rough and fast. What do you want? Jiho had hissed and Mino had managed to mumbled something about his mouth and then Jiho had sucked his soul out through his dick or something. He'd jerked Jiho off, afterwards, heavy and hot, pushing up into his hand.
They'd eaten pizza naked in Jiho's mess of a bed and slept. Mino snuggled close to Jiho and Jiho threw an arm over him.
Jiho had gone to his studio and Mino had gone home. Gone to work. Did his things. Wrote some lyrics. Watched Puppy's new videos.
Right now, Puppy was wearing a nurse uniform and Mino didn't know why - well, he knew why, username magicdildo (why) had requested him to, but in the great cosmic sense, Mino did not know why beautiful Puppy was, at this moment, making both his life and his dick hard in a skimpy nurse uniform. The skirt barely covered his ass. Puppy pulled ineffectually at the hem, pretty hands curled against his thighs. Mino's dick twitched. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"This is the worst," he told his empty room.
im_him
You're too much
He typed. And not enough. Puppy giggled and smiled his teasing smile (tm).
"What do you want me to do?" he asked, with a mock salute ending in a peace sign. "Oppa?"
Turn around. Bend over. Let me fuck you until you make the most delicious noises.
He shook his head and leaned forward. He needed a distraction.
im_him
Aegyo
immature
I came out here to have a good time and I
honestly feel so attacked right now
Puppy beamed and enthusiastically did the most fantastically awful gwiyomi act Mino had ever seen in his life.
im_him
omg
That was THE WORST
Puppy bowed, evidently pleased with himself.
magicdildo
Unexpectedly hot
immature
@magicdildo please love yourself
- Wednesday 31 August 2016 -
souththth
do you know how sometimes you have this friend (22:13)
and they're just so Pure (22:13)
Hugeboy_Mino
no (22:17)
i have zero pure friends (22:17)
all of u are demons from hell (22:17)
souththth
hyung <3 (22:17)
that's because you're everyone's Pure friend (22:18)
Hugeboy_Mino
how the FUCK am i anyones pure friend??? (22:20)
souththth
you're so cute when you curse (22:20)
and pretend to be the tough rapper (22:21)
and then you ask a camboy (22:21)
in a sexy nurse uniform (22:21)
to do aegyo (22:21)
Hugeboy_Mino
i needed a laugh :( (22:22)
souththth
how are you even real (22:22)
- Thursday 1 September 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
wait (13:15)
how did u even know that was me?? (13:15)
souththth
so Pure (13:28)
The banana thing was... a Thing. As far as Mino could comprehend, it had started out as an innocent lunch snack. Puppy loved eating bananas.
Everyone else loved watching Puppy eat bananas.
immature
eat a banana naked?
Puppy blinked at the screen and laughed.
"I'm not sure if this one is better or worse than eat as many bananas as you can. Why the hell are you guys so obsessed with bananas?"
immature
lord
no one tell him
iamyouyouareme
are you for real
its because they cant ask you to suck their dicks
immature
@iamyouyouareme rude
"I don't know, it doesn't always stop you from asking," Puppy said lightly.
im_him
Your mouth is so pretty <3
"You're sweet," Puppy said, red lips pulling up in a smile.
magicdildo
so are bananas
just saying
- Wednesday 7 September 2016 -
ZIACO
I cant believe Im getting off on my porn twin
deepthroating a banana (21:01)
again (21:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
i cant believe you texted me at the same time (21:32)
ZIACO
hey I have two hands (21:35)
learn to multitask babe (21:35)
(or come over and Ill teach you) (21:37)
PART TWO
Recipient: galmaegi
Pairing: Zico/Mino/Seungyoon
Rating: R
Warnings: profanity
Summary: Mino's life is hard. On the bright side, so are other things. He blames this whole camboy thing for both. (AU)
Notes: Dear galmaegi, I really hope you enjoy this! <3 Much thanks to anon and anon for the handholding and the thoughts!
THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE | BEING A TALE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITIES AND SONG MINO'S HARD LIFE
Mino slumped against the grubby counter and yawned.
Fucking great. 'Course, the graveyard shift at the twenty-four hour convenience store wasn't jumping at the best of times. It wasn't like he expected to be run off his feet. But man, tonight the place was deader than dead. A corpse of a thing with bits already falling off. He'd sent the last customer on her merry way roughly half a lifetime ago, plastic bag bulging with energy drinks and chocolate bars.
He took his glasses off to rub at his eyes.
Usually, he couldn't care less. Hell, it was the single greatest thing about this shitty-ass job. It gave him time to work on his lyrics. It meant that this sadly-necessary sidejob not only bought him real food (for a given value of real, for a given value of food), but also the time to work on the very dreams that would lift him right the fuck out of this hellhole.
One could but hope.
On the good nights, right? On the good nights, this right here was pretty much like getting paid for songwriting. He almost felt like he was a Serious fucking Artist.
(Is what he told himself, when he was well on his way to maudlin drunk.)
Still. Good times.
Last night, Hugeboy Mino, M-I-N-O, had performed at Club Sentimental. It had been amazing and life affirming and exhausting and the most fucking brilliant thing in his life. He'd felt alive and bigger than ever. Not dreary Song Minho, the sad scrawl on his nameplate, cashier at the fucking 7/11.
Afterwards, he'd wasted a perfectly good day on a failed audition at a shitty company. That had been less than amazing. And now he was standing here in the too bright lights of the empty convenience store, on zero sleep and with a brain that was as creatively insightful as pudding. He stared despondently at the empty text app on his phone, watching the cursor blink on and off.
"What's this one about?" Seunghoon asked as he passed Mino's counter on his way out back, laden with boxes.
"Your face," Mino answered automatically. Seunghoon laughed, shifting his grip on the boxes.
"Bound to be a hit, then," he answered placidly, winking at him. Mino rolled his eyes but a grin pulled at the corner of his mouth.
"Sure, hyung," he agreed, and Seunghoon gave him an awkward thumbs up from underneath his leaning tower of cardboard.
"I expect royalties," Seunghoon yelled over his shoulder before disappearing through the flapping doors leading into the back of the store.
"Think again," he hollered back.
He was just considering filching a can of energy drink for himself while Seunghoon was in the back, when his phone buzzed.
- Sunday 31 July 2016 -
souththth
hey (01:37)
He grinned and swiped to open Kakaotalk. Perfect, he thought. This was the kind of distraction he needed. Even if Nam Taehyun was in one of his more-artistic-than-thou moods or whatever, shit-talking with him was never not excellent entertainment.
Hugeboy_Mino
supppppp bro!! :D (01:38)
souththth
are you drunk? (01:38)
Hugeboy_Mino
no?? (01:38)
working :(( (01:38)
souththth
ok (01:38)
hey, do you know, that friend of yours (01:39)
Hugeboy_Mino
??? (01:39)
u gonna have to be more specific than that lol (01:39)
Mino wrinkled his nose. He had heaps of friends, sure, but there weren't many that Taehyun knew as well. God, Taehyun better not ask him to set him up with Seunghoon-hyung or something. He had better things to do than get in the middle of a Royal Mess. Anyway, Seunghoon-hyung was probably straight? Maybe.
souththth
the one you introduced me to the other day (01:39)
the fancy producer dude or whatever (01:39)
Hugeboy_Mino
OH!! (01:39)
jiho-hyung!! lol (01:39)
souththth
right (01:42)
you said he was really successful (01:42)
Hugeboy_Mino
!!! (01:42)
are u thinking of collaborating? (01:42)
bc im sure I could hook u up <3 (01:42)
souththth
hmmm (01:44)
Hugeboy_Mino
yeaah hes doing well atm!! (01:44)
i mean u were at the party. (01:44)
and if u were into rap at all u would know (01:44)
dudes everywhere rn (01:44)
souththth
everywhere (01:45)
right (01:45)
but the real question is (01:45)
is he actually a decent producer? (01:45)
or is the money coming from his sidejob as a
camboy? (01:45)
because I need to know where his true talent
lies before I commit to anything (01:45)
Hugeboy_Mino
wth??? (01:46)
camboy???? (01:46)
souththth
camboy (01:46)
Mino blinked at his phone screen. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesu- He hadn't heard Seunghoon approach, but he did feel the sharp elbow jabbing him in the side.
"Ow. Seunghoon-hyung! What?" he squeaked, quickly turning off the screen. Seunghoon raised an eyebrow.
"Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost."
"I'm fine!" he claimed, clutching the phone to his chest and nodding vigorously, as much to himself as to Seunghoon.
"Okay," Seunghoon said slowly, still looking at him dubiously. He nodded to where a lone customer was browsing the alcohol selection. The guy must have fucking tiptoed in while Mino was... distracted.
"Don't forget to do your job," Seunghoon said, not unkindly, clapping his shoulder briefly. Mino nodded absently.
"Right," he said and obediently waited for the ninja customer to pick out a subpar bottle of booze. He smiled and gave the guy his change and wished him a good night. He even waited until he was out the door, smile frozen on his face, before he fumbled into his pocket for his phone in a mad rush.
Hugeboy_Mino
lol is this a joke? (01:58)
His mouth felt dry. Jiho-hyung was one of his closest friends and most admired seniors. Not - he swallowed - not someone who would- who would- who would take off his clothes and do things like that.
He could feel his face heating up.
Definitely not, he told himself. Sure, Jiho-hyung had zero fucks to give about anything except music and he seemed blessedly free of inhibitions but that sure as hell didn't mean-
souththth
I'll send you a link (01:59)
Mino made a small dying sound. What watching this would mean, okay, was that he'd never be able to look Jiho-hyung in the eye ever again for the rest of fucking ever. Also, he'd have to kill Taehyun.
He chewed on his bottom lip as he stared at the link. On the other hand, Woo Jiho sexing it up for a camera.
Worth it?
He groaned, head thudding on the surface of the counter.
So fucking worth it, who was he even kidding. He wondered if Seunghoon-hyung would understand if he told him he really needed a break right the fuck now, because it was vitally important he watch (right now) this kinda DIY porn thing starring one of his friends whom he really admired and respected and sometimes thought about when he jerked himself off.
On the plus side, Seunghoon would probably let him. On the downside, he'd definitely demand to see too (God, he needed new friends, friends who were innocent and pure, fuck him, why didn't he have friends who were innocent and pure) and Mino didn't think he was ready for this to be a shared experience. He wasn't even sure he was ready for this to be an experience, full stop.
Hugeboy_Mino
fuck imma have to wait until my shift finishes (2:02)
souththth
lol good luck (2:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
if i dont die from a heartattack first (2:02)
how could u (2:02)
meanwhile (2:18)
why were u watching camboys anyway?? (2:18)
He added, because, honestly, Nam Taehyun better not think he'd let him off the hook like that.
souththth
because fuck you that's why (2:21)
:) (2:21)
His shift finally ended after a hundred years and Mino was about 45% exhaustion, 45% jitters and 10% energy drink. The latter were possibly related.
"Are you sure you'll be able to get home okay?" Seunghoon asked when he swayed a little while he was grabbing his things.
"I'll be fine!" Mino assured him, gathering some final manic energy for a smile, which he hoped looked sincere. Or at least not too severely deranged.
He loved Seunghoon-hyung. The guy was great. So, sure, part of him really wanted to say no and lean his head on Seunghoon's shoulder, let his hyung take care of him and get him home. However. Last time he hadn't been feeling well, Seunghoon had actually gone and called Mino's actual mother and Mino could never let that happen ever again.
"If you're sure..."
"I'm sure! The bus stop is like five minutes away and the bus route goes straight past my house," he promised.
He should totally be able to make it there alive, he told himself, as he waved goodbye. He could doze on the bus and he'd be home in no time and he'd finally, finally be able to, like... see what his hyung had been up to. Kind of thing. He quickened his pace a little, to match the rapid thudding of his heart.
He didn't feel very fucking alive by the time he'd made it to the privacy of his tiny one room rooftop apartment. But he was still upright, at least. His heart was still beating like he was running a marathon.
He stumbled straight into his unmade bed, faceplanting into his pillow. Jesus, was this what zombies felt like all the time? Only instead of wanting to chew someone's face off he pushed himself to keep moving in spite of death, to see a hopefully-HD dick. At least he hsd his priorities straight. He kicked the sheets over to the edge of the mattress and flopped an arm over the side to feel for his laptop and pull it towards him.
Right. Let's do this. Time to get himself off in probably the most embarrassing way ever, quick and dirty. Then sleep for like two days. He could panic about the fucking consequences afterwards, when he'd be vaguely better equipped to deal with them.
Hugeboy_Mino
ducking duck (8:31)
FUCKING DUCK (8:31)
FUCK (8:31)
nam taEFUCKINGHYUNG (8:31)
i cannot (8:31)
fucking (8:31)
believe yuo (8:31)
nam teahyun you asshole (8:32)
you gave me a fckuing HEART ATTACK (8:32)
and like the most fucking awkWARD boner ive
eveRr r had (8:32)
wait akshh no (8:35)
not like thAT god (8:35)
aksbdjdn (8:35)
fuck im (8:35)
exhausted (8:35)
heart attack (8:35)
adn all fornotjing (8:35)
nothing (8:38)
akdbdjdbjdnfj (8:38)
im gjyfb to fucking sleep (8:45)
souththth
wow (14:11)
I'm so conflicted? (14:11)
on the one hand I'm SUFFERING that you didn't
call me so I could have witnessed your breakdown
live (14:11)
on the other hand, now I can treasure it forever <3 (14:12)
so hyung what caused your awkward boner to wilt? (14:12)
you can never take awkward boner back by the way (14:13)
that's not how the internet or this friendship works (14:13)
I might have to print it out and frame it (14:13)
(something to think about next time) (14:13)
(he who throws the first stone better not have
mentioned their awkward boner for their friend) (14:13)
(or whatever) (14:14)
Mino stared at his phone and reached up to rub the sleep out of his eyes. He'd slept for like - he squinted at the time on his phone - ten hours. He groaned, stretching his arms over his head. Did that make him more equipped to deal with Nam Taehyun? Did it really?
Fuck no, he decided. He dropped his phone back on his pillow and crawled out of bed slowly. Breakfast or shower, he contemplated when his feet were firmly planted on the floor. He dug his toes into the carpet.
His stomach took that opportunity to growl violently.
Breakfast it was. As he made to get up, his gaze fell on his laptop, abandoned on the floor beside the bed. He'd forgotten to turn it off last night; it was still humming softly.
Last night.
He rubbed his face furiously, huffing in frustration.
Fuck.
Well. He simply refused to get involved in shit like this. Breakfast, he told himself sternly. Breakfast first.
Hugeboy_Mino
jesus (19:47)
u bury me under an avalanche of stones almost
daily jsyk (19:47)
souththth
you're awake! (19:51)
I've been waiting (19:51)
tell me everything (19:51)
<3 (19:51)
wasn't it hot enough for you? (19:52)
I guess I don't know what porn you usually watch (19:52)
Hugeboy_Mino
do u WANT to know? (19:52)
souththth
I definitely don't thanks (19:52)
Hugeboy_Mino
thank god for small mercies (19:52)
souththth
but (19:53)
Hugeboy_Mino
oh lord (19:53)
souththth
I just totally had you pegged as being into
crossdressing (19:53)
or did the oppa kink fuck you up? (19:53)
maybe I should have warned you about that (19:53)
him being your precious hyung and all (19:53)
Mino glared at his phone. There were things about last night that he really didn't want to relive in the accusing light of day- Semi-day. Wakefulness? In the accusing presence of Nam Taehyun, anyway, he decided. Let's go with that.
These featured a) a cute boy in a dress that was short enough to show he had really nice thighs (like fucking hell, they looked pale and soft and Mino wanted to touch them. With his mouth) who called him oppa (Jesus, he wasn't even into that. Was he? Shit) and b) Mino's hand down his pants and firmly around his dick for an embarrassingly short time before he came.
More importantly.
Hugeboy_Mino
well thats the whole point isnt it (19:53)
it wasnt (19:54)
souththth
wasn't your thing? (19:57)
(are you implying it is now?) (19:57)
Hugeboy_Mino
wasnt jiho-hyung (19:57)
souththth
? (19:57)
is this something you're telling yourself to be able
to cope? (19:57)
Hugeboy_Mino
no (19:57)
this is u (19:57)
genuinely mistaking the guy ur jerking off to (19:57)
for my friend (19:57)
WHO IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON (19:58)
and giving me a 1000% unnecessary heart attack (19:58)
souththth
omg are you sure? (20:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
how much time did u spent w jiho-hyung at the
party? (20:01)
souththth
like 25 seconds? (20:02)
ok I see your point (20:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
yah (20:03)
souththth
bummer (20:06)
Hugeboy_Mino
?????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????? (20:06)
souththth
well I mean (20:09)
now you're not someone who can introduce me
to cuteface (20:09)
Hugeboy_Mino
i thought the camboy thing made u not want to
work w jiho-hyung (20:09)
souththth
who said anything about work? (20:10)
my studio is not the place I want to be called
oppa (20:10)
well maybe (20:10)
but not while I'm actually working (20:10)
Hugeboy_Mino
im blocking u jsyk (20:17)
Username WILDANDYOUNG (and Mino couldn't decide whether that was cool or terrifically embarrassing) didn't even - well, okay, maybe he could pass for Jiho in bad light. He guessed? There was the cheeks. The mouth. He licked his own lips unconsciously.
Okay, the problem? The problem was that the moment he'd decided that Nam Taehyun was either fucking blind or somewhere laughing his ass off over the lamest prank to ever lame, how fucking dare he, the moment Mino had decided that this guy looked nothing whatsoever like Jiho-hyung, he started seeing more and more tiny similarities. Tiny similarities he apparently had a thing for. Like that fucking mouth. Did he have a bottom lip fetish? Was that even a thing? Because the thing he apparently had for cute boys with full bottom lips was ridiculous.
Especially when they absent-mindedly licked them so they were wet and shiny and so red and - then the guy bit down on it and looked up at the camera with big fox eyes and - Jesus. Get a fucking grip, Song Mino. You're not fucking twelve.
He thought about blowjobs a lot. He took several screencaps of the guy ostensibly eating but essentially deep throating a banana and hated himself a little.
(Not enough to delete them.)
- Thursday 28 July 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
hey hyung (19:26)
u still alive? (19:57)
- Friday 5 August 2016 -
ZIACO
Im okay (12:14)
I was working (12:14)
Kyung is a pain and abandoned me (12:15)
whats today? (12:15)
Hugeboy_Mino
friday (12:23)
:((( (12:23)
have u been eating hyung? (12:23)
ZIACO
ordered food (13:42)
entertain me while Im waiting (13:42)
Mino chewed on his lip but in the end only hesitated for about ten seconds.
Hugeboy_Mino
ok (13:43)
i had the weirdest heart attack in my life the other
day (13:43)
ZIACO
this sounds promising (13:43)
Hugeboy_Mino
so my friend is apparently a pervert who watches
camboys (13:43)
ZIACO
your "friend" sure okay (13:43)
Hugeboy_Mino
rly!!!!! (13:43)
taehyun (13:43)
u met him coupla weeks ago (13:44)
ZIACO
oh wait (13:46)
middle parting? (13:46)
Hugeboy_Mino
thats him (13:46)
ZIACO
you guys are friends? (13:47)
I thought you were sleeping with him (13:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
what no!!!! (13:47)
ZIACO
Jihoon told me you were anyway (13:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
THAT WAS ONE TIME???? (13:48)
aNYWAY (13:48)
back to the story (13:48)
ZIACO
wait, this isnt the story? (13:48)
because its amusing as fuck (13:48)
Hugeboy_Mino
:((( (13:49)
so there was this one guy (13:49)
ZIACO
a camboy? are we still talking about camboys? (13:49)
Hugeboy_Mino
right (13:49)
this one camboy (13:49)
and long story short, he thought it was u (13:50)
ZIACO
this was not the plot twist I was expecting (13:55)
Jesus Christ (13:55)
wait (13:55)
DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK (13:56)
Hugeboy_Mino
he legit sold this to me as 100% fact (13:56)
so my brain went pdfhsjhfhf (13:56)
until i actually saw the guy (13:56)
ZIACO
oh my god (13:57)
I have a porn twin (13:57)
wait did you watch it (13:58)
Hugeboy_Mino
well i had to?? (13:58)
for science (13:58)
did u just disown me? (17:43)
ZIACO
okay I had food (21:32)
and maybe a nap (21:32)
So (21:33)
Im embarrassed to the depths of my soul (21:33)
but Im going to need that link (21:33)
Hugeboy_Mino
http://goo.gl/7G6k6c (21:33)
ZIACO
thanks (21:33)
also next time pretend that takes you longer than
3 seconds (21:34)
/life advice from your hyung (21:34)
wow (21:45)
okay (21:45)
who even thinks I look like this guy though? (21:47)
Hugeboy_Mino
eh idk (21:48)
taehyun only remembered u vaguely i guess (21:48)
ZIACO
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? (22:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
which one? (22:01)
ZIACO
the one with the bananas (22:02)
Hugeboy_Mino
aah (22:02)
yeah (22:02)
yep (22:02)
ZIACO
okay me and Jaehyo arent talking anymore jsyk (23:25)
in related news, an update: (23:25)
5 out of 5 expendable friends think Middle Parting
has a point (23:25)
- Tuesday 9 August 2016 -
ZIACO
I mean (22:46)
okay (22:46)
he is pretty cute though (22:46)
Hugeboy_Mino
god isnt he??? (22:48)
For lack of an actual name and because he was cute and excitable, when he wasn't being inappropriate at the camera (making sultry eyes like, who the fuck did he think he was?), Mino had come to think of him as Puppy. It was at least as fucking embarrassing a nickname as WILDANDYOUNG but it worked better as an affectionate petname (he had an affectionate petname for a camboy he couldn't fucking believe that this was his life, these were his choices).
As long as it didn't leave the privacy of Mino's own head it was Fine, everything was Fine.
Puppy seemed to oscillate wildly between blushing virginity and smouldering hot sluttiness. Why would fucking anyone be into that, Mino thought crossly, while shoving his hand down his pants.
Puppy looked up, leaning in close to the camera. He smiled brightly and waved.
"Hi guys," he said cheerfully. Mino had feelings (secret, secret feelings) about that voice, which was low and gentle and perfect. He could listen to it forever. He wondered idly if Puppy had ever considered phone sex. Not that he didn't like being able to look at Puppy, but the thought of that voice in his ear, just for him, was something. Still. Puppy was beautiful and possibly commenting on his voice was weird.
im_him
You look cute today
He typed carefully into the chatbox amongst the many hellos. Puppy's smile widened, round cheeks puffing out, thanking him through the camera and Mino bit back a grin.
He wasn't very cute for long. Someone else in the chatbox asked him to strip. No - he was still cute, Mino thought, as his shirt slid from narrow shoulders. Puppy's eyes were wide as he looked into the camera, lower lip caught between his teeth. Not uncertain, as such. But questioning? Seeking approval?
He was beautiful, Mino thought. Skin pale and soft-looking against the dark of his clothes and his hair. The shirt fell to the floor. His long, slender fingers hesitated at his belt, just as Mino's fingers hesitated at the waistband of his sweatpants.
immature
come onnnn
Puppy laughed, loud and unashamed, face scrunching up and shoulders shaking.
"Okay, okay," he said, with a grin that Mino had already categorized as tease. The belt came undone and he wiggled out of his skinny jeans and - okay, maybe Mino had just never paid enough attention, but he didn't think he'd ever seen a guy with nicer legs than Puppy.
Puppy was sitting in front of the camera in his underwear, a pair of tiny black boxers, chatting to them. His skin was so soft looking, Mino wished he could reach out and touch. To kiss him and pull him into his bed, limbs tangled, make out and-
iamyouyouareme
can you touch yourself
Jesus. Or that, Mino agreed. Fuck.
Thank the internet for other anonymous horny dudes with more presence of mind than him. He was already feeling hot at the very thought. He couldn't believe- He shifted on his bed, setting his laptop down beside him.
Puppy - no, this was not the time to think of puppies, Jesus fucking hell. The guy, whatever, pushed his underwear past his hips and wrapped his fingers around his cock and - oh.
Forget everything he ever said about phonesex. There was no better sight in the world than this. Mino took hold of his own dick and stroked slowly - slower than he usually liked, in time with the guy touching himself. Made it easier to imagine it were the other's pretty fingers touching him.
Mino's eyes were fixed on the screen, unblinking, but the guy's eyes were falling shut, head tilted back and Mino imagined licking the column of his throat. The other's cock was hard in his grip and the quality of the video was good enough that Mino could see the glistening wetness of precome.
Mino swallowed hard and unconsciously sped up his strokes. He was so close he just wanted to - The guy groaned low and it went straight to Mino's dick but he could handle that, he could totally handle that, he thought, fighting to keep his eyes open and focused on the fucking gorgeous image in front of him. He pushed up into the tight opening of his fist, thumbing the head on the upstroke and he totally had been able to handle the groan, handled it like a champ. The high whimpery noises that followed, however, were his undoing.
It was only after, when the video was over, ending with Puppy back to being Puppy again, color high on his cheeks, dwarfed in an oversized sweater, after Mino had cleaned up and was about to click out of the webpage, that he noticed the usernames, or username, anyway, and Wondered.
- Friday 26 August 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
hyung (21:17)
did you just (21:18)
ZIACO
did i what? (21:20)
Hugeboy_Mino
nm (21:22)
johnny walked across my keyboard (21:22)
ZIACO
wow johnny is a better speller than you are (21:22)
oh for fucks sake (21:24)
come over (21:24)
Hugeboy_Mino
what? (21:25)
ZIACO
Im still horny (21:25)
while youre out, bring food for after (21:26)
The videos Mino could just jerk off to were fine. The more teasy videos were torture because he was half hard all the time with no real release and he just hadn't - He hadn't quite figured out yet how the thing with Jiho-hyung worked. What he was allowed.
Come over afterwards. Just like that? And fall into bed together again. Kissing and touching, rough and fast. What do you want? Jiho had hissed and Mino had managed to mumbled something about his mouth and then Jiho had sucked his soul out through his dick or something. He'd jerked Jiho off, afterwards, heavy and hot, pushing up into his hand.
They'd eaten pizza naked in Jiho's mess of a bed and slept. Mino snuggled close to Jiho and Jiho threw an arm over him.
Jiho had gone to his studio and Mino had gone home. Gone to work. Did his things. Wrote some lyrics. Watched Puppy's new videos.
Right now, Puppy was wearing a nurse uniform and Mino didn't know why - well, he knew why, username magicdildo (why) had requested him to, but in the great cosmic sense, Mino did not know why beautiful Puppy was, at this moment, making both his life and his dick hard in a skimpy nurse uniform. The skirt barely covered his ass. Puppy pulled ineffectually at the hem, pretty hands curled against his thighs. Mino's dick twitched. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"This is the worst," he told his empty room.
im_him
You're too much
He typed. And not enough. Puppy giggled and smiled his teasing smile (tm).
"What do you want me to do?" he asked, with a mock salute ending in a peace sign. "Oppa?"
Turn around. Bend over. Let me fuck you until you make the most delicious noises.
He shook his head and leaned forward. He needed a distraction.
im_him
Aegyo
immature
I came out here to have a good time and I
honestly feel so attacked right now
Puppy beamed and enthusiastically did the most fantastically awful gwiyomi act Mino had ever seen in his life.
im_him
omg
That was THE WORST
Puppy bowed, evidently pleased with himself.
magicdildo
Unexpectedly hot
immature
@magicdildo please love yourself
- Wednesday 31 August 2016 -
souththth
do you know how sometimes you have this friend (22:13)
and they're just so Pure (22:13)
Hugeboy_Mino
no (22:17)
i have zero pure friends (22:17)
all of u are demons from hell (22:17)
souththth
hyung <3 (22:17)
that's because you're everyone's Pure friend (22:18)
Hugeboy_Mino
how the FUCK am i anyones pure friend??? (22:20)
souththth
you're so cute when you curse (22:20)
and pretend to be the tough rapper (22:21)
and then you ask a camboy (22:21)
in a sexy nurse uniform (22:21)
to do aegyo (22:21)
Hugeboy_Mino
i needed a laugh :( (22:22)
souththth
how are you even real (22:22)
- Thursday 1 September 2016 -
Hugeboy_Mino
wait (13:15)
how did u even know that was me?? (13:15)
souththth
so Pure (13:28)
The banana thing was... a Thing. As far as Mino could comprehend, it had started out as an innocent lunch snack. Puppy loved eating bananas.
Everyone else loved watching Puppy eat bananas.
immature
eat a banana naked?
Puppy blinked at the screen and laughed.
"I'm not sure if this one is better or worse than eat as many bananas as you can. Why the hell are you guys so obsessed with bananas?"
immature
lord
no one tell him
iamyouyouareme
are you for real
its because they cant ask you to suck their dicks
immature
@iamyouyouareme rude
"I don't know, it doesn't always stop you from asking," Puppy said lightly.
im_him
Your mouth is so pretty <3
"You're sweet," Puppy said, red lips pulling up in a smile.
magicdildo
so are bananas
just saying
- Wednesday 7 September 2016 -
ZIACO
I cant believe Im getting off on my porn twin
deepthroating a banana (21:01)
again (21:01)
Hugeboy_Mino
i cant believe you texted me at the same time (21:32)
ZIACO
hey I have two hands (21:35)
learn to multitask babe (21:35)
(or come over and Ill teach you) (21:37)
PART TWO