[Arashi] AAA in Dome MC
This is unfinished, but I had picked up what I thought may be the funniest part to everyone. I, I hope. :D;;
Enjoy for now!
Nino: For a bit, I have something I'd like to ask everyone.
Jun: What's wrong?
Nino: Today, this morning, I went to the convenience store.
Aiba: And?
Nino: Even though I was sleepy, I went to the convenience store.
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Right. And then... I bought bread.
Aiba: Bread right? For the morning, that's just right, just right.
Nino: (overlapping) I bought several kinds of bread. Then, 29... it was 298 yen. Then, I gave 300 yen to the uncle.
Aiba: Yes, yes.
Nino: Then, what came back, was just the receipt. During this sort of moment, will you bring it up? Or no?
Jun: No, you'd mention it wouldn't you?
Aiba: You'd say it right?
Nino: "NO, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH."
Jun: No, not--
Nino: "THERE'S 2 YEN MISSING."
Jun: Wait, who? Me?
Sho: Who is this??
Nino: Will you say it? Will you?
Jun: No, I wouldn't say it that way but, "Huh? Say, isn't there 2 yen missing?" or something... "Eh, isn't that a little weird?"
Sho: For MatsuJun, the lower his tension is, the scarier he is, by the way.
Nino: That's why, like just now--
Jun: You won't say, "Oi wait a minute, you're missing 2 yen aren't you!?" right?
Nino: That's why, a little more like just now, like just now, why don't you say it Edo style? "Oi, kisama! 2 yen is missing!!" (*note: 'kisama' - angry form of you expressed by Edo samurai. that style tends to be formal, yet effectively brusque-sounding. *grin*)
Sho: Who are you??
Nino: I just wanted to do that. But you should do it that way, Matsumoto-san, seriously.
Sho: When it's low, it's scary.
Nino: When it's low, it's scary after all.
Sho: Don't you want to see MatsuJun's nori-tsukkomi? (*note: a technique that Japanese comedians use. it literally means to ride on the rhythm of the joke, and make a retort while playing along)
Aiba: I do~
Nino: Ah, I do.
Sho: "Right right right, the change-- hey!" sort of thing?
Ohno: (overlapping) Let's have him do it.
Sho: We want to see a nori-tsukkomi type of thing don't we?
Nino: We do, don't we? But you know, Ohno-san has an aura of, "Let him do it" around him, are you okay?
Aiba: What shall we make him do? What?
Ohno: Shall we have him do the nori-tsukkomi?
Sho: Then... if Ohno-san says so...
Aiba: Then please do it, Leader.
Sho: Captain, please be the storekeeper.
Ohno: Ah, okay okay.
Aiba: If it was Matsumoto Jun right.
Sho: Ah, Captain is MatsuJun? Eh? What?
Aiba: No, what?
Nino: No, no, the one who's confusing things is you.
Aiba: Ehh?
Nino: The one who's confusing things is you.
Aiba: Eh, what do you mean?
Jun & Ohno: [giggling between themselves]
Nino: What, what's wrong?
Aiba: What's wrong?
Jun: It's nothing, keep going.
Sho: Okay, Captain, make it clear!
Nino: Right, give us orders.
Ohno: I'll be the cashier.
Sho: You're doing the cashier?
Aiba: The cashier salesclerk right?
Nino: Rather than 'cashier', it's 'salesclerk' right?
Aiba: Salesclerk.
Sho: That's true. It'd be like, "BISHA~!" (*note: sound of cash register shooting out)
Nino: It'd go "GAN GA~N," and that'd be a problem wouldn't it? "What should I do," sort of thing. He can do the salesclerk.
Aiba: It's more of the one that goes "chin chin" right. (*note: a cash register is the bigger form of a saleclerk's cash box thing I'm assuming)
Ohno: Okay.
Aiba: Okay, let's try it.
Sho: Then, Matsumoto Jun's exchange of change coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Jun: Please give me this.
Ohno: Okay. It's 298 yen.
Jun: Here, sorry.
Ohno: Okay, here's your receipt.
Jun: Okay, thank you. I mean, oi! [smacks Ohno's wrist]
Nino: Wait, just now! His tsukkomi is clearly strong huh! His tsukkomi is strong! It went, "DON"!
Aiba: Are you okay?
Nino: Are you okay?
Ohno: That sure hurt...
Aiba: You know, for this, if it was someone you didn't know, it'd be a case of tragic wounding. Very perfectly.
Jun: I apologize. I apologize.
Aiba: You can't do it too strongly. It's okay if it's someone you know, it's okay.
Nino: That's why he's not the type to do tsukkomi right, Jun-kun.
Aiba: That's right.
Nino: It's better for him to do it in a cool fashion.
Ohno: (overlapping) He won't say it.
Sho: Then... that low tension Matsumoto-kun, Captain, you do it.
Aiba: What do you mean?
Nino: The usual?
Jun: Then then... the tension of me this morning.
Aiba: So, imitate Jun-kun okay?
Sho: Yesterday, after the concert ended, never mind that he went to the convenience store this morning, the change didn't return, and moreover, 2 yen didn't return... do this morning's Matsumoto Jun.
Aiba: Let's go!
Sho: Okay! This morning's Matsumoto Jun coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Jun: Welcome! I'll take it. It's 298 yen. Thank you. Here's your receipt, thank you.
Ohno: 2 YEN'S MISSING, SERIOUSLY!!
Nino: That wasn't the tension, no matter how you consider it!
Aiba: What is that?
Ohno: No no no...
Aiba: You know, that is--
Nino: Wait a minute.
Jun: What was that just now?
Sho: Who was that??
Aiba: That was completely--
Ohno: No, he was really like that today!!
Aiba: He didn't get that angry did he?
Ohno: He gets angry on his own a lot, doesn't he?
Sho: He does get angry on his own a lot.
Ohno: And, I was the first to enter the dressing room.
Jun: [DYING]
Ohno: And so, from the corridor... and I heard, "Ahh, seriously!" When I thought, "Who, who??" MatsuJun came in, slamming the door, saying, "MORNING."
Aiba: He's really mad!
Ohno: I was really scared this morning!
Aiba: He was that mad...
Nino: But when he's angry, he's sure to greet people.
Aiba: He sure does.
Jun: I was a little pissed.
Ohno: When he's angry, he'll definitely greet people!
Nino: He definitely will!
Jun: No, this morning, for Tokyo Dome, the doors are the revolving type aren't they?
Nino: Yes.
Jun: And--
Sho: (overlapping) Don't tell me!
Jun: This morning I was so sleepy, I couldn't get through the revolving doors. "What the hell is this," I thought and I was seriously annoyed--
Nino: "MORNING, LEADER."
Aiba: Just how much [do you get pissed over]!
Ohno: You got angry with that??
Aiba: How much?
Sho: What's with you... for mornings right, mornings are funny, Aiba-kun's really noisy in the morning after all, aren't you?
Aiba: Am I noisy in the morning?
Sho: Right Captain, this guy was really noisy in the morning wasn't he!
Ohno: Noisy.
Aiba: My tension is high in the morning after all.
Sho: Aiba-kun in the morning coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Ohno: UWA, IT'S KARAAGE BENTOU, AWESOME!! LEADER, YOU SHOULD-- [smacked repeatedly by Aiba] (*note: Karaage: fried chicken pieces)
Aiba: Shut up! Doesn't that make me look like a really poor person!
Jun: Wait a minute, wait a minute, while you're saying "shut up," you're always the noisy one!
Ohno: You really are.
Sho: You're really, really noisy in the morning.
Aiba: I'm noisy? When it comes to karaage, my tension really goes up.
Sho: He's extremely knowledgeable with just karaage huh.
Ohno: Right, right.
Aiba: I don't think there's anything more delicious than karaage.
Sho: What are you in the karaage world?
Aiba: Eh? I went all the way to doing the Bird Man too.
Sho: That's true!
Aiba: Because I liked karaage too much.
Sho: You sure like birds huh.
Aiba: I love birds.
Nino: It's because you loved karaage too much?
Aiba: That's right.
Nino: Oh really.
Enjoy for now!
Nino: For a bit, I have something I'd like to ask everyone.
Jun: What's wrong?
Nino: Today, this morning, I went to the convenience store.
Aiba: And?
Nino: Even though I was sleepy, I went to the convenience store.
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Right. And then... I bought bread.
Aiba: Bread right? For the morning, that's just right, just right.
Nino: (overlapping) I bought several kinds of bread. Then, 29... it was 298 yen. Then, I gave 300 yen to the uncle.
Aiba: Yes, yes.
Nino: Then, what came back, was just the receipt. During this sort of moment, will you bring it up? Or no?
Jun: No, you'd mention it wouldn't you?
Aiba: You'd say it right?
Nino: "NO, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH."
Jun: No, not--
Nino: "THERE'S 2 YEN MISSING."
Jun: Wait, who? Me?
Sho: Who is this??
Nino: Will you say it? Will you?
Jun: No, I wouldn't say it that way but, "Huh? Say, isn't there 2 yen missing?" or something... "Eh, isn't that a little weird?"
Sho: For MatsuJun, the lower his tension is, the scarier he is, by the way.
Nino: That's why, like just now--
Jun: You won't say, "Oi wait a minute, you're missing 2 yen aren't you!?" right?
Nino: That's why, a little more like just now, like just now, why don't you say it Edo style? "Oi, kisama! 2 yen is missing!!" (*note: 'kisama' - angry form of you expressed by Edo samurai. that style tends to be formal, yet effectively brusque-sounding. *grin*)
Sho: Who are you??
Nino: I just wanted to do that. But you should do it that way, Matsumoto-san, seriously.
Sho: When it's low, it's scary.
Nino: When it's low, it's scary after all.
Sho: Don't you want to see MatsuJun's nori-tsukkomi? (*note: a technique that Japanese comedians use. it literally means to ride on the rhythm of the joke, and make a retort while playing along)
Aiba: I do~
Nino: Ah, I do.
Sho: "Right right right, the change-- hey!" sort of thing?
Ohno: (overlapping) Let's have him do it.
Sho: We want to see a nori-tsukkomi type of thing don't we?
Nino: We do, don't we? But you know, Ohno-san has an aura of, "Let him do it" around him, are you okay?
Aiba: What shall we make him do? What?
Ohno: Shall we have him do the nori-tsukkomi?
Sho: Then... if Ohno-san says so...
Aiba: Then please do it, Leader.
Sho: Captain, please be the storekeeper.
Ohno: Ah, okay okay.
Aiba: If it was Matsumoto Jun right.
Sho: Ah, Captain is MatsuJun? Eh? What?
Aiba: No, what?
Nino: No, no, the one who's confusing things is you.
Aiba: Ehh?
Nino: The one who's confusing things is you.
Aiba: Eh, what do you mean?
Jun & Ohno: [giggling between themselves]
Nino: What, what's wrong?
Aiba: What's wrong?
Jun: It's nothing, keep going.
Sho: Okay, Captain, make it clear!
Nino: Right, give us orders.
Ohno: I'll be the cashier.
Sho: You're doing the cashier?
Aiba: The cashier salesclerk right?
Nino: Rather than 'cashier', it's 'salesclerk' right?
Aiba: Salesclerk.
Sho: That's true. It'd be like, "BISHA~!" (*note: sound of cash register shooting out)
Nino: It'd go "GAN GA~N," and that'd be a problem wouldn't it? "What should I do," sort of thing. He can do the salesclerk.
Aiba: It's more of the one that goes "chin chin" right. (*note: a cash register is the bigger form of a saleclerk's cash box thing I'm assuming)
Ohno: Okay.
Aiba: Okay, let's try it.
Sho: Then, Matsumoto Jun's exchange of change coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Jun: Please give me this.
Ohno: Okay. It's 298 yen.
Jun: Here, sorry.
Ohno: Okay, here's your receipt.
Jun: Okay, thank you. I mean, oi! [smacks Ohno's wrist]
Nino: Wait, just now! His tsukkomi is clearly strong huh! His tsukkomi is strong! It went, "DON"!
Aiba: Are you okay?
Nino: Are you okay?
Ohno: That sure hurt...
Aiba: You know, for this, if it was someone you didn't know, it'd be a case of tragic wounding. Very perfectly.
Jun: I apologize. I apologize.
Aiba: You can't do it too strongly. It's okay if it's someone you know, it's okay.
Nino: That's why he's not the type to do tsukkomi right, Jun-kun.
Aiba: That's right.
Nino: It's better for him to do it in a cool fashion.
Ohno: (overlapping) He won't say it.
Sho: Then... that low tension Matsumoto-kun, Captain, you do it.
Aiba: What do you mean?
Nino: The usual?
Jun: Then then... the tension of me this morning.
Aiba: So, imitate Jun-kun okay?
Sho: Yesterday, after the concert ended, never mind that he went to the convenience store this morning, the change didn't return, and moreover, 2 yen didn't return... do this morning's Matsumoto Jun.
Aiba: Let's go!
Sho: Okay! This morning's Matsumoto Jun coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Jun: Welcome! I'll take it. It's 298 yen. Thank you. Here's your receipt, thank you.
Ohno: 2 YEN'S MISSING, SERIOUSLY!!
Nino: That wasn't the tension, no matter how you consider it!
Aiba: What is that?
Ohno: No no no...
Aiba: You know, that is--
Nino: Wait a minute.
Jun: What was that just now?
Sho: Who was that??
Aiba: That was completely--
Ohno: No, he was really like that today!!
Aiba: He didn't get that angry did he?
Ohno: He gets angry on his own a lot, doesn't he?
Sho: He does get angry on his own a lot.
Ohno: And, I was the first to enter the dressing room.
Jun: [DYING]
Ohno: And so, from the corridor... and I heard, "Ahh, seriously!" When I thought, "Who, who??" MatsuJun came in, slamming the door, saying, "MORNING."
Aiba: He's really mad!
Ohno: I was really scared this morning!
Aiba: He was that mad...
Nino: But when he's angry, he's sure to greet people.
Aiba: He sure does.
Jun: I was a little pissed.
Ohno: When he's angry, he'll definitely greet people!
Nino: He definitely will!
Jun: No, this morning, for Tokyo Dome, the doors are the revolving type aren't they?
Nino: Yes.
Jun: And--
Sho: (overlapping) Don't tell me!
Jun: This morning I was so sleepy, I couldn't get through the revolving doors. "What the hell is this," I thought and I was seriously annoyed--
Nino: "MORNING, LEADER."
Aiba: Just how much [do you get pissed over]!
Ohno: You got angry with that??
Aiba: How much?
Sho: What's with you... for mornings right, mornings are funny, Aiba-kun's really noisy in the morning after all, aren't you?
Aiba: Am I noisy in the morning?
Sho: Right Captain, this guy was really noisy in the morning wasn't he!
Ohno: Noisy.
Aiba: My tension is high in the morning after all.
Sho: Aiba-kun in the morning coming up in five seconds, four, three, two!
Ohno: UWA, IT'S KARAAGE BENTOU, AWESOME!! LEADER, YOU SHOULD-- [smacked repeatedly by Aiba] (*note: Karaage: fried chicken pieces)
Aiba: Shut up! Doesn't that make me look like a really poor person!
Jun: Wait a minute, wait a minute, while you're saying "shut up," you're always the noisy one!
Ohno: You really are.
Sho: You're really, really noisy in the morning.
Aiba: I'm noisy? When it comes to karaage, my tension really goes up.
Sho: He's extremely knowledgeable with just karaage huh.
Ohno: Right, right.
Aiba: I don't think there's anything more delicious than karaage.
Sho: What are you in the karaage world?
Aiba: Eh? I went all the way to doing the Bird Man too.
Sho: That's true!
Aiba: Because I liked karaage too much.
Sho: You sure like birds huh.
Aiba: I love birds.
Nino: It's because you loved karaage too much?
Aiba: That's right.
Nino: Oh really.