[Arashi] Osaka Dome Concert '07 MC (Part Three)
Part one is here.
Part two is here.
1:07:50
Sho: Recently each and every member has turned into... "Ah well, that's fine, I'll pay for this."
Aiba: Right, that's true.
Sho: This person never pays does he!
Aiba: Never.
Nino: No no no, I do pay.
Sho: Do you carry your wallet?
Nino: I do. I do, seriously.
Sho: But we've never seen...
Aiba: --his wallet before.
Nino: I don't carry it only when we go out for meals.
Sho: That's weird right, you should carry your wallet for meals.
Nino: That's true, that's true.
Sho: It's true.
Nino: Eh, do you carry yours?
Aiba: I carry mine.
Nino: Ah, really.
Aiba: But you know, I treat you guys alot right? All of you.
Nino: No, that's--
Jun: Is it alot?
Aiba: Alot, it's alot. It's really alot.
Nino: It may be alot but, somehow, it's like you're looking down on us. "It's okay. 'cause I'll be treating." You know what I'm talking about right?
Sho: I do. "Today, I pay."
Ohno: You did say that.
Aiba: That's true. That was just a moment of me feeling good, you know? I guess you don't get it.
Sho: THAT'S ANNOYING why are you suddenly going above us??
Nino: Exactly exactly, that's what this talk is turning into, why are you above us?
Aiba: It just feels kind of good to say, "I'll pay," so I've said it many times right, at TV stations and such.
Nino: And, for Jun-kun, when we say, "Then, shall we get the bill," he'll definitely pull out his card.
Sho: Ahhh, we have different types here huh.
Nino: Even if we go for yakiniku, when we say, "Excuse me, can we get the bill?" he'll bring out his card.
Sho: Ohh, that happens right, that does happen that situation.
Nino: It does right, it does.
Aiba: It happens, it happens, it happens.
Ohno: But when we go out for lunch, just the two of us, he splits the bill.
Nino: I'm telling you it's okay!
Aiba: That happens.
Ohno: Because I'm the sempai huh.
Nino: And, for you...
Ohno: I gave you a treat right, recently.
Nino: --is what he always says.
Sho: Right.
Ohno: Ah, I can't do that?
Sho: You're trying to collect payment points aren't you?
Nino: Yeah. It's like a record of lending and borrowing... you're calculating the plus and minus of your expenditure right?
Ohno: But I did treat you right?
Nino: That time, didn't you two go out for a meal together?
Aiba: What?
Nino: The two of you went out together for a meal right, for ramen or something.
Sho & Aiba: Ah yes yes
Aiba: We did, we did.
Nino: Did he get pissed again?
Sho: I DIDN'T GET PISSED! I didn't get pissed!
Aiba: I really wonder what it is, but when it comes to food, he's always pissed!
Sho: I'M TELLING YOU I WASN'T PISSED, RIGHT?
Aiba: He was pissed, he gets pissed alot.
Sho: I WASN'T PISSED.
Aiba: Then what kind of situation was it... shall we reenact it here? Then here, we had a table, and the meal ticket machine was over there. The meal ticket machine was over there right?
Sho: We love the meal tickets.
Aiba: So we bought our tickets, and we gave them our tickets, the two of us together right? And starting from me... I got fried rice right?
Sho: Mine was ramen, we were going to split them in half.
Aiba: Right, we were going to split them in half, and we thought we could have one of each between us but--
Nino: I see.
Aiba: Then we sat down, and only my fried rice... it came first. "Ah, sorry Sho-chan, shall I eat mine first?" I said, then I ate half of it -- right? I finished eating my half.
Nino: Right.
Aiba: I thought, "Huh, it's not here yet, how weird..." and the minute I turned back to look, Sakurai-kun has a huge vein-throb right here.
Sho: YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
Nino: "MY RAMEN. MY RAMEN."
Sho: YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
Nino: "WHERE IS MY RAMEN."
Aiba: He has this look like, "Give me my money back!"
Nino: Oh, it's here it's here it's here.
Aiba: So when I saw that I thought, "This is bad, this is bad! The employees didn't know, they probably forgot!" And because Sho-chan was trembling with rage like this, I thought this was bad--
Jun: Ohhh, the table was shaking quite a bit!
Aiba: The table was shaking, so I stopped him with a loud slam on his hand, and I yelled, "Excuse me, please hurry up," but then Sho-chan said, "I'm okay, I'm not pissed."
Sho: This is Aiba-kun's viewpoint of it. By my viewpoint, I was waiting normally.
Nino: Right.
Sho: And Aiba-kun had finished eating, yet it didn't come out for about 10 to 15 minutes. I did think that it was late and got a little edgy... but this guy, you know, went into the position of holding Sakurai-kun down. "Sho-kun, it's okay, it's okay! Wait okay! Wait, I'll ask the employee okay! Excuse me, is the ramen ready yet? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." See, I totally lost to this guy's tension!
Nino: Well, even so, you'll explode with all the anger you bottle.
Sho: I just told you that I wasn't pissed.
Nino: Eh?
Aiba: You're pissed now.
Sho: [sing-song] I'm not pissed!
Aiba: Is that so?
Sho: We're going back now.
Aiba: Shall we go back?
Sho: [childishly] Let's go!
Ohno: [laughs]
Aiba: Right. You know, he really only gets pissed when it comes to food.
Sho: I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PISSED.
Aiba: He gets pissed right?
Nino: Right.
Sho: [sing-song] I wasn't pissed.
Aiba: After all, you know, Sho-kun often...
Sho: Yes?
Aiba: Fights alot, doesn't he? With his mother.
Sho: I DON'T.
Nino: He hasn't talked to his mother for about a month.
Sho: I DON'T FIGHT, YOU IDIOTS.
Ohno: They just can't resolve the matter.
Nino: They just can't resolve the matter.
Sho: I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T-- god seriously you're all idiots.
Aiba: [cracks up]
Sho: I DON'T, I'm totally not following you at all today!
Aiba: No see, look, our hall has changed right? Today there may be guests who don't know Arashi so I'm just trying to let them know about Sakurai-kun!
Sho: That'd be a shock wouldn't it!
Nino: No no, there must be first-time guests here.
Sho: Are there? They don't have a good image of me then!
Aiba: After having a fight with his mom, he didn't talk to her for a month!
Nino: But he reads the newspaper every time!
Jun: He's really horrible isn't he?
Aiba: Right?
Nino: So horrible!
Ohno: Just recently, he put pantyhose over his head too!
Sho: YOU PUT ONE OVER YOURS TOO, DIDN'T YOU.
Nino: We were all being nice right?
Aiba: Right! That's right.
Sho: We all put it on together!
Nino: My my my...
Aiba: Right? He does have such an image though.
Sho: I DO NOT.
Aiba: Even though he has such an image, if we speak of the five Arashi members, clearly, what would it be?
Sho: A movie, "Kiiroi namida".
Aiba: A movie. Are there people who've seen it already? Ohhh, that makes me happy!
Nino: Oi, amazing!
Sho: It's playing in Umeda too right? (*note: Umeda is the busiest downtown part of Osaka.)
Nino: It's playing in Umeda too.
Aiba: That's why we're thinking of starting anew today.
Nino: That's right.
Jun: It starts showing in the districts from 28th onwards right?
Nino: It will.
Jun: Kyoto...
Nino: Kyoto right?
Jun: Kobe and such.
Sho: So, I'd like to have the guests watch a video from the districts.
Aiba: Please support us.
Sho: Then, please have a look!
Part two is here.
1:07:50
Sho: Recently each and every member has turned into... "Ah well, that's fine, I'll pay for this."
Aiba: Right, that's true.
Sho: This person never pays does he!
Aiba: Never.
Nino: No no no, I do pay.
Sho: Do you carry your wallet?
Nino: I do. I do, seriously.
Sho: But we've never seen...
Aiba: --his wallet before.
Nino: I don't carry it only when we go out for meals.
Sho: That's weird right, you should carry your wallet for meals.
Nino: That's true, that's true.
Sho: It's true.
Nino: Eh, do you carry yours?
Aiba: I carry mine.
Nino: Ah, really.
Aiba: But you know, I treat you guys alot right? All of you.
Nino: No, that's--
Jun: Is it alot?
Aiba: Alot, it's alot. It's really alot.
Nino: It may be alot but, somehow, it's like you're looking down on us. "It's okay. 'cause I'll be treating." You know what I'm talking about right?
Sho: I do. "Today, I pay."
Ohno: You did say that.
Aiba: That's true. That was just a moment of me feeling good, you know? I guess you don't get it.
Sho: THAT'S ANNOYING why are you suddenly going above us??
Nino: Exactly exactly, that's what this talk is turning into, why are you above us?
Aiba: It just feels kind of good to say, "I'll pay," so I've said it many times right, at TV stations and such.
Nino: And, for Jun-kun, when we say, "Then, shall we get the bill," he'll definitely pull out his card.
Sho: Ahhh, we have different types here huh.
Nino: Even if we go for yakiniku, when we say, "Excuse me, can we get the bill?" he'll bring out his card.
Sho: Ohh, that happens right, that does happen that situation.
Nino: It does right, it does.
Aiba: It happens, it happens, it happens.
Ohno: But when we go out for lunch, just the two of us, he splits the bill.
Nino: I'm telling you it's okay!
Aiba: That happens.
Ohno: Because I'm the sempai huh.
Nino: And, for you...
Ohno: I gave you a treat right, recently.
Nino: --is what he always says.
Sho: Right.
Ohno: Ah, I can't do that?
Sho: You're trying to collect payment points aren't you?
Nino: Yeah. It's like a record of lending and borrowing... you're calculating the plus and minus of your expenditure right?
Ohno: But I did treat you right?
Nino: That time, didn't you two go out for a meal together?
Aiba: What?
Nino: The two of you went out together for a meal right, for ramen or something.
Sho & Aiba: Ah yes yes
Aiba: We did, we did.
Nino: Did he get pissed again?
Sho: I DIDN'T GET PISSED! I didn't get pissed!
Aiba: I really wonder what it is, but when it comes to food, he's always pissed!
Sho: I'M TELLING YOU I WASN'T PISSED, RIGHT?
Aiba: He was pissed, he gets pissed alot.
Sho: I WASN'T PISSED.
Aiba: Then what kind of situation was it... shall we reenact it here? Then here, we had a table, and the meal ticket machine was over there. The meal ticket machine was over there right?
Sho: We love the meal tickets.
Aiba: So we bought our tickets, and we gave them our tickets, the two of us together right? And starting from me... I got fried rice right?
Sho: Mine was ramen, we were going to split them in half.
Aiba: Right, we were going to split them in half, and we thought we could have one of each between us but--
Nino: I see.
Aiba: Then we sat down, and only my fried rice... it came first. "Ah, sorry Sho-chan, shall I eat mine first?" I said, then I ate half of it -- right? I finished eating my half.
Nino: Right.
Aiba: I thought, "Huh, it's not here yet, how weird..." and the minute I turned back to look, Sakurai-kun has a huge vein-throb right here.
Sho: YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
Nino: "MY RAMEN. MY RAMEN."
Sho: YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
Nino: "WHERE IS MY RAMEN."
Aiba: He has this look like, "Give me my money back!"
Nino: Oh, it's here it's here it's here.
Aiba: So when I saw that I thought, "This is bad, this is bad! The employees didn't know, they probably forgot!" And because Sho-chan was trembling with rage like this, I thought this was bad--
Jun: Ohhh, the table was shaking quite a bit!
Aiba: The table was shaking, so I stopped him with a loud slam on his hand, and I yelled, "Excuse me, please hurry up," but then Sho-chan said, "I'm okay, I'm not pissed."
Sho: This is Aiba-kun's viewpoint of it. By my viewpoint, I was waiting normally.
Nino: Right.
Sho: And Aiba-kun had finished eating, yet it didn't come out for about 10 to 15 minutes. I did think that it was late and got a little edgy... but this guy, you know, went into the position of holding Sakurai-kun down. "Sho-kun, it's okay, it's okay! Wait okay! Wait, I'll ask the employee okay! Excuse me, is the ramen ready yet? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." See, I totally lost to this guy's tension!
Nino: Well, even so, you'll explode with all the anger you bottle.
Sho: I just told you that I wasn't pissed.
Nino: Eh?
Aiba: You're pissed now.
Sho: [sing-song] I'm not pissed!
Aiba: Is that so?
Sho: We're going back now.
Aiba: Shall we go back?
Sho: [childishly] Let's go!
Ohno: [laughs]
Aiba: Right. You know, he really only gets pissed when it comes to food.
Sho: I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PISSED.
Aiba: He gets pissed right?
Nino: Right.
Sho: [sing-song] I wasn't pissed.
Aiba: After all, you know, Sho-kun often...
Sho: Yes?
Aiba: Fights alot, doesn't he? With his mother.
Sho: I DON'T.
Nino: He hasn't talked to his mother for about a month.
Sho: I DON'T FIGHT, YOU IDIOTS.
Ohno: They just can't resolve the matter.
Nino: They just can't resolve the matter.
Sho: I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T-- god seriously you're all idiots.
Aiba: [cracks up]
Sho: I DON'T, I'm totally not following you at all today!
Aiba: No see, look, our hall has changed right? Today there may be guests who don't know Arashi so I'm just trying to let them know about Sakurai-kun!
Sho: That'd be a shock wouldn't it!
Nino: No no, there must be first-time guests here.
Sho: Are there? They don't have a good image of me then!
Aiba: After having a fight with his mom, he didn't talk to her for a month!
Nino: But he reads the newspaper every time!
Jun: He's really horrible isn't he?
Aiba: Right?
Nino: So horrible!
Ohno: Just recently, he put pantyhose over his head too!
Sho: YOU PUT ONE OVER YOURS TOO, DIDN'T YOU.
Nino: We were all being nice right?
Aiba: Right! That's right.
Sho: We all put it on together!
Nino: My my my...
Aiba: Right? He does have such an image though.
Sho: I DO NOT.
Aiba: Even though he has such an image, if we speak of the five Arashi members, clearly, what would it be?
Sho: A movie, "Kiiroi namida".
Aiba: A movie. Are there people who've seen it already? Ohhh, that makes me happy!
Nino: Oi, amazing!
Sho: It's playing in Umeda too right? (*note: Umeda is the busiest downtown part of Osaka.)
Nino: It's playing in Umeda too.
Aiba: That's why we're thinking of starting anew today.
Nino: That's right.
Jun: It starts showing in the districts from 28th onwards right?
Nino: It will.
Jun: Kyoto...
Nino: Kyoto right?
Jun: Kobe and such.
Sho: So, I'd like to have the guests watch a video from the districts.
Aiba: Please support us.
Sho: Then, please have a look!