[Arashi] Arashi no Shukudaikun #40: TUTORIAL manzai
Fukuda: Okay, hello, we're TUTORIAL, please take care of us! This is sudden but, the 'Ten times, ten times' quiz is nostalgic, isn't it?
Tokui: Ah, it's certainly nostalgic. I've done it before.
Fukuda: You have, haven't you? Try saying "pizza" ten times.
Tokui: Pizza?
Fukuda: Yes, yes.
Tokui: Ehhh... pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, hiji, hiza, pizza, pizza, pizza, hiji. (hiji = elbow, hiza = knee)
Fukuda: Haven't you been saying the wrong thing just now? What's this? [points to elbow]
Tokui: A bone.
Fukuda: WRONG!! This is the hiji!!
Tokui: A hiji's bone.
Fukuda: No, no, no...
Tokui: It's Fukuda's.
Fukuda: No, that's not the problem--
Tokui: It's Fukuda's bone.
Fukuda: That's enough from you, see, when you say "pizza", there are people who actually get caught up with the words "hiji" and "hiza".
Tokui: Then you say "suki ya" ten times. (suki ya = kansai-ben for "I like you")
Fukuda: Suki ya?
Tokui: Say "suki ya" ten times.
Fukuda: Is there such a thing? Suki ya, suki ya--
Tokui: Oi, look into my eyes!
Fukuda: What for??
Tokui: If you don't do that, there's no point in it!
Fukuda: What point is there?
Tokui: Nothing comes across, does it!
Fukuda: I have nothing to send across!
Tokui: You must have something you want to send across. [pinches nipple]
Fukuda: Don't touch my nipple!
Tokui: I'LL TOUCH YOUR NIPPLE.
Fukuda: You're disgusting.
Tokui: I'LL TOUCH YOUR NIPPLE.
Fukuda: What kind of announcement is that!?
Tokui: Hurry up. While looking into my eyes, imagine me in the bedroom--
Fukuda: Isn't your fantasy escalating a little!?
Tokui: Say it while imagining me in the bedroom, hurry up! Hurry!
Fukuda: He's really staring at me! Suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya--
Tokui: Wait, are you really imagining it??
Fukuda: It doesn't matter whether I do it or not, does it!?
Tokui: Are you imagining me in the bedroom or not?
Fukuda: I AM.
Tokui: Really?
Fukuda: YES.
Tokui: Then in your head, what am I wearing in the bedroom?
Fukuda: Pajamas.
Tokui: IT'S A NEGLIGEE.
Fukuda: What the hell are you wearing!? You're a 32-year-old old man!
Tokui: Let me wear a negligee!
Fukuda: FINE, I GOT IT I'll let you wear a negligee!
Tokui: Have I worn it?
Fukuda: Yes.
Tokui: Not that one, the silk one!
Fukuda: PICK WHATEVER I'm not making detailed choices here, idiot!
Tokui: Then let me wear the pink and silky one!
Fukuda: Okay, okay, you're wearing it.
Tokui: I'm wearing it?
Fukuda: Yes, yes.
Tokui: So when I change into the pink and silky negligee in your head, what kind of feeling do you have?
Fukuda: Just how much are you going to ask me!??
Tokui: Did I look a little embarrassed?
Fukuda: Yes you did.
Tokui: What did you think when you saw that?
Fukuda: I thought you were kind of cute.
Tokui: .... ohhhhh...
Fukuda: DON'T BLUSH. [smacks] What are you blushing for!?? I'M GOING TO SAY IT ALREADY suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya, suki ya.
[pause]
Tokui: You say that to everyone don't you?
Fukuda: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Fukuda & Tokui: Thank you for listening.