[Arashi] Osaka Dome Concert '07 MC (Part One)
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58:33min
Sho: Yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Yaay!
Audience: Yaay!
Sho: Osaka, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Everyone at the top, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Everyone at the bottom, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Once more, once more... we are Arashi, please take care of us~! Now, we'd like to have a talk, so everyone please take a seat and rest.
Jun: It's hot!
Sho: Are you in a mood, Matsumoto-san?
Jun: No, I'm pissed.
Sho: He's pissed!
Jun: It really is hot... iyaa, it's been a while since we've had a live!
Sho: Right? Since New Year's... it's been... three months? Four months?
Jun: [Osaka accent] Three months!
Sho: Three months right.
Nino: [Osaka accent] Three months indeed~
Jun: [Osaka accent] How true.
Sho: Iya, iya, iya... it doesn't mean a thing when I say this but... it sure is big. Already, just glancing across, somehow, it feels like... Arashi (ie, a storm).
Aiba: It's the dome, you know.
Nino: It's actually a place where they play baseball.
Sho: No mistake in that.
Nino: To be able to have a live in the dome is amazing right?
Aiba: If you look over there, there's an electronic scoreboard isn't there?
Sho: Yes yes yes.
Aiba: Strike, Goal, Out... I'm really concerned about those when I sing.
Sho: Eh, I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Aiba: If I sang, and it became like, [insert melody that I can't recognise], it feels like it'll light up.
Sho: It won't light up! That's not what it's used for!
Aiba: It won't?
Jun: Aiba-san, before worrying about that, please focus on your choreography.
Aiba: [dances]
Sho: You just want to do that, don't you!
Nino: Aiba-san...
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Aiba-san...
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Um... did you see the opening with Arashi's thoughts?
Sho: I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
Nino: Aiba-san that time...
Aiba: What is it, what?
Nino: You really shocked the stylists!
Aiba: What is it?
Nino: Did something pull on it?
Aiba: Eh?
Nino: Your belt... when the two were dancing, you kept doing this at the back. [struggles with belt]
Jun: Are you an amateur?
Aiba: No, no. For the costumes, they're new right?
Nino: This time right.
Aiba: This time. They're different costumes we've never worn before. And the timing of the belt holes really don't match my waist, so if it slides down one hole it's tight, if it's one hole up it's a little loose, and if it's sliding around that much, I can't bounce around so... I was hoping to get it somewhat loose.
Jun: Aiba-san, when you used it for the actual performance, how was it?
Aiba: Eh?? Of course for that, it's... you know.
Nino: He didn't really think about that, sorry.
Sho: Sorry.
Nino: It was a good pretense.
Aiba: Sorry! Nice pass, nice through.
Nino: Sorry. Iya, iya, iya, it's been a while since the five of us have gathered together to talk though.
Aiba: It's been a while right?
Sho: You know, as it's our first time at Osaka Dome, of course it's our first time at the dressing room too.
Aiba: That's true.
Sho: And for our dressing room right, this time, we have one shower room.
Nino: True.
Sho: There's one bathtub and a shower next to it, like the bathroom of a common household.
Aiba: Right.
Sho: So, I took a bath. And then, while I'm in it, this guy comes in! 'This guy' is Aiba-kun. "Sho-chan, let's go in together, Sho-chan, let's go in together!" [pretend-slips] This guy falls down completely naked! And I'm completely naked too, asking, "Are you okay!?"
Nino: That's the situation for you two that time but, for us members who got left behind in the dressing room -- right?
Ohno: Right.
Nino: Suddenly from the bathroom we hear, "AAAAHHHH AAAHHHHH ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY"
Ohno: "YOU'RE SO CLUMSY"
Nino: "YOU'RE SO CLUMSY" "OWOWOWOW"
Aiba: Minutes before the performance, it was really bad! That was -- how many minutes, about 15 minutes before?
Sho: Right, it's right at the last minute.
Aiba: Right at the last minute, this time, we really had a rehearsal till the last minute, so I had to shower at the last minute, that's why I can't wait for this sort of guy right?
Sho: Aren't you being weird!?
Aiba: I can't wait right!?
Jun: No matter how you think of it, you should wait for the one who got in first.
Aiba: Wait wait wait wait, because I can't wait, the minute I stepped in, I fell, and my foot's -- what is it called, the third finger--
Sho: I have no idea what you're talking about!
Nino: You just called it your "third finger".
Aiba: My third finger snapped, and it was really painful... "Oh no, I broke it, I broke it," is what I thought, but it turned out to be okay, so today my feet are just a little tingly.
Ohno: Aiba-chan sure slipped alot today.
Aiba: I did huh.
Ohno: Just now too, when you were going up the steps... [does a slipping motion]
Aiba: That's because this part is already affected.
Sho: Affected...
Aiba: It's true. I'm really scattered today.
Nino: You're alway scattered.
Aiba: That's not true.
Nino: To the point that it's hard to imagine someone like you is in the group.
Aiba: No no no, as long as everyone's happy it's fine-- also I'm going to punch you.
Nino: Look, it looked like you were going to slide into me, STOP IT. What is with you?
Aiba: Wait, I can't read the atmosphere now.
Nino: It's just that you won't let anyone read yours.
Aiba: That's true, you can't read my aura huh. I'm weird today.
Nino: That's right. After all, you're a veteran.
Aiba: I'm a veteran.
Jun: JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU INTEND TO TALK ON YOUR OWN!?
Nino: No, he's nervous!
Ohno: You calm down when you talk right.
Aiba: Right right right, if I keep talking!
Nino: It's rare for him to be this nervous.
Aiba: There are people like that right, one person in the class--
Jun: No, I know what you're saying but, I do understand, but you're still talking too much.
Aiba: Noisy huh, I'll stop I'll stop.
Sho: But really, lately, he's been really noisy in the morning!
Nino: Exactly, he's the most noisy when he's eating kara'age! (fried chicken pieces)
Aiba: I have kara'age every morning! 365 days every morning.
Nino: You're a bit of an idiot aren't you.
Aiba: No no, I love kara'age.
Nino: Even if you love it--
Aiba: I love it.
Nino: Even if you love it, there aren't that many people who would eat something they love every morning.
Aiba: But you're the same too aren't you? That, what... when Arashi have their bentou together during work, when that happens, you'll definitely have cheese hamburger right?
Nino: That's right.
Aiba: Definitely right? So I have to have a big piece of kara'age every morning too.
Nino: But mine happens at night right? It's noisy in the morning.
Aiba: It's noisy?
Nino: "OH KARA'AGE, AWESOME, KARA'AGE~!" Why?
Aiba: I love it so much that it's like, "Kara'age, awesome!"
Nino: Did you know that he loves kara'age?
Ohno: I did! After all, when I ate kara'age, he said, "Oh, Leader's eating it too huh, YAY YAY!"
Nino: [cracks up] He didn't say "Yay yay" did he!
Ohno: But when I leave some leftovers, he'd get mad and say, "You're actually leaving leftovers!?"
Nino: That's true, he'll get mad won't he.
Ohno: If you leave any, he'll get mad.
Aiba: You can't do that for kara'age. Try feeling like a bird.
Sho: It's a bit hard to feel like a bird with kara'age.
Nino: Exactly, it's hard.
Aiba: It's hard huh.
1:05:12min
58:33min
Sho: Yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Yaay!
Audience: Yaay!
Sho: Osaka, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Everyone at the top, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Everyone at the bottom, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Once more, once more... we are Arashi, please take care of us~! Now, we'd like to have a talk, so everyone please take a seat and rest.
Jun: It's hot!
Sho: Are you in a mood, Matsumoto-san?
Jun: No, I'm pissed.
Sho: He's pissed!
Jun: It really is hot... iyaa, it's been a while since we've had a live!
Sho: Right? Since New Year's... it's been... three months? Four months?
Jun: [Osaka accent] Three months!
Sho: Three months right.
Nino: [Osaka accent] Three months indeed~
Jun: [Osaka accent] How true.
Sho: Iya, iya, iya... it doesn't mean a thing when I say this but... it sure is big. Already, just glancing across, somehow, it feels like... Arashi (ie, a storm).
Aiba: It's the dome, you know.
Nino: It's actually a place where they play baseball.
Sho: No mistake in that.
Nino: To be able to have a live in the dome is amazing right?
Aiba: If you look over there, there's an electronic scoreboard isn't there?
Sho: Yes yes yes.
Aiba: Strike, Goal, Out... I'm really concerned about those when I sing.
Sho: Eh, I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Aiba: If I sang, and it became like, [insert melody that I can't recognise], it feels like it'll light up.
Sho: It won't light up! That's not what it's used for!
Aiba: It won't?
Jun: Aiba-san, before worrying about that, please focus on your choreography.
Aiba: [dances]
Sho: You just want to do that, don't you!
Nino: Aiba-san...
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Aiba-san...
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: Um... did you see the opening with Arashi's thoughts?
Sho: I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
Nino: Aiba-san that time...
Aiba: What is it, what?
Nino: You really shocked the stylists!
Aiba: What is it?
Nino: Did something pull on it?
Aiba: Eh?
Nino: Your belt... when the two were dancing, you kept doing this at the back. [struggles with belt]
Jun: Are you an amateur?
Aiba: No, no. For the costumes, they're new right?
Nino: This time right.
Aiba: This time. They're different costumes we've never worn before. And the timing of the belt holes really don't match my waist, so if it slides down one hole it's tight, if it's one hole up it's a little loose, and if it's sliding around that much, I can't bounce around so... I was hoping to get it somewhat loose.
Jun: Aiba-san, when you used it for the actual performance, how was it?
Aiba: Eh?? Of course for that, it's... you know.
Nino: He didn't really think about that, sorry.
Sho: Sorry.
Nino: It was a good pretense.
Aiba: Sorry! Nice pass, nice through.
Nino: Sorry. Iya, iya, iya, it's been a while since the five of us have gathered together to talk though.
Aiba: It's been a while right?
Sho: You know, as it's our first time at Osaka Dome, of course it's our first time at the dressing room too.
Aiba: That's true.
Sho: And for our dressing room right, this time, we have one shower room.
Nino: True.
Sho: There's one bathtub and a shower next to it, like the bathroom of a common household.
Aiba: Right.
Sho: So, I took a bath. And then, while I'm in it, this guy comes in! 'This guy' is Aiba-kun. "Sho-chan, let's go in together, Sho-chan, let's go in together!" [pretend-slips] This guy falls down completely naked! And I'm completely naked too, asking, "Are you okay!?"
Nino: That's the situation for you two that time but, for us members who got left behind in the dressing room -- right?
Ohno: Right.
Nino: Suddenly from the bathroom we hear, "AAAAHHHH AAAHHHHH ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY"
Ohno: "YOU'RE SO CLUMSY"
Nino: "YOU'RE SO CLUMSY" "OWOWOWOW"
Aiba: Minutes before the performance, it was really bad! That was -- how many minutes, about 15 minutes before?
Sho: Right, it's right at the last minute.
Aiba: Right at the last minute, this time, we really had a rehearsal till the last minute, so I had to shower at the last minute, that's why I can't wait for this sort of guy right?
Sho: Aren't you being weird!?
Aiba: I can't wait right!?
Jun: No matter how you think of it, you should wait for the one who got in first.
Aiba: Wait wait wait wait, because I can't wait, the minute I stepped in, I fell, and my foot's -- what is it called, the third finger--
Sho: I have no idea what you're talking about!
Nino: You just called it your "third finger".
Aiba: My third finger snapped, and it was really painful... "Oh no, I broke it, I broke it," is what I thought, but it turned out to be okay, so today my feet are just a little tingly.
Ohno: Aiba-chan sure slipped alot today.
Aiba: I did huh.
Ohno: Just now too, when you were going up the steps... [does a slipping motion]
Aiba: That's because this part is already affected.
Sho: Affected...
Aiba: It's true. I'm really scattered today.
Nino: You're alway scattered.
Aiba: That's not true.
Nino: To the point that it's hard to imagine someone like you is in the group.
Aiba: No no no, as long as everyone's happy it's fine-- also I'm going to punch you.
Nino: Look, it looked like you were going to slide into me, STOP IT. What is with you?
Aiba: Wait, I can't read the atmosphere now.
Nino: It's just that you won't let anyone read yours.
Aiba: That's true, you can't read my aura huh. I'm weird today.
Nino: That's right. After all, you're a veteran.
Aiba: I'm a veteran.
Jun: JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU INTEND TO TALK ON YOUR OWN!?
Nino: No, he's nervous!
Ohno: You calm down when you talk right.
Aiba: Right right right, if I keep talking!
Nino: It's rare for him to be this nervous.
Aiba: There are people like that right, one person in the class--
Jun: No, I know what you're saying but, I do understand, but you're still talking too much.
Aiba: Noisy huh, I'll stop I'll stop.
Sho: But really, lately, he's been really noisy in the morning!
Nino: Exactly, he's the most noisy when he's eating kara'age! (fried chicken pieces)
Aiba: I have kara'age every morning! 365 days every morning.
Nino: You're a bit of an idiot aren't you.
Aiba: No no, I love kara'age.
Nino: Even if you love it--
Aiba: I love it.
Nino: Even if you love it, there aren't that many people who would eat something they love every morning.
Aiba: But you're the same too aren't you? That, what... when Arashi have their bentou together during work, when that happens, you'll definitely have cheese hamburger right?
Nino: That's right.
Aiba: Definitely right? So I have to have a big piece of kara'age every morning too.
Nino: But mine happens at night right? It's noisy in the morning.
Aiba: It's noisy?
Nino: "OH KARA'AGE, AWESOME, KARA'AGE~!" Why?
Aiba: I love it so much that it's like, "Kara'age, awesome!"
Nino: Did you know that he loves kara'age?
Ohno: I did! After all, when I ate kara'age, he said, "Oh, Leader's eating it too huh, YAY YAY!"
Nino: [cracks up] He didn't say "Yay yay" did he!
Ohno: But when I leave some leftovers, he'd get mad and say, "You're actually leaving leftovers!?"
Nino: That's true, he'll get mad won't he.
Ohno: If you leave any, he'll get mad.
Aiba: You can't do that for kara'age. Try feeling like a bird.
Sho: It's a bit hard to feel like a bird with kara'age.
Nino: Exactly, it's hard.
Aiba: It's hard huh.
1:05:12min