1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Ah! My hair!! (i thought it was gonna eat Katia.)
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Well, lets see. according to my schedual, i have an appointment at 9:30, then one at 11:00...
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Whore! My roommate is a whore!
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