A special gift for the good people at Microsoft

[winglessgabriel]

I've spent significant chunks of the last few days of work working on a total redesign of the company's webpage. While originally I was amazed how a company this technical could have a website that bad, I realized that the reason for this is that everyone with any kind of background in web design is constantly crazy-go-nuts busy. So it's fallen

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Wrestle-o-gram

[greckler]

A friend of mine who now lives in Colorado used to put on a Mucha mask and call himself El Vortex, he would deliver Wrestle-O-Grams in which he would either airplane spin or body slam the individual after delivering a note written in really bad poetry.

I got him to deliver on to my girlfriend at the time when he lived in maryland, it was hilarious.

Re: Wrestle-o-gram

[winglessgabriel]

That's awesome.

That would be an acceptable option for the Microsofters IF he'd throw in the optional Boot to the Head (could it be upgraded to a face stomp?)

[podari]

It's a shame more people don't switch to Opera. I trust as a person in the know you don't need me to extoll it's many virtues (I'll give those of you who aren't a hint: It's pretty awesome).

[deusexaethera]

Oh god, not another Opera fan. "Look, my browser does all the same shit as Firefox, except I have no choice but to have that featureset even if I don't want it! Isn't that awesome?"

No, it's not. Firefox lets me pick and choose what I waste memory and CPU power on. Opera doesn't. Firefox wins, end of story.

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Anyway Gabe, I feel your pain. I've been doing similar work the past couple of weeks, along with testing a Navy application and trying to convince the guy we hired to run that project that almost everything in the Navy app is fucked up somehow.