Because Seven Eight Nine [1/7]
Title: Because Seven Eight Nine
Rating: T
Characters: Shawn, Lassiter, Buzz, Team Psych, OFC
Warnings: mention of abuse of a minor, violence, gore, Shawn has a moment of stupidity . . . or lots of them.
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Gen
Chapters: 7
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10,267
Disclaimer: Oh and, just in case any of you out there get any WEIRD ideas about me actually owning these guys . . . nope. Or this would not be a comedy. Actually, with all the blood and whump it would probably be a horror and rated MA for mature audiences only . . .
Notes: Because Stray piped up first when I had another moment of insanity and offered to write another fic by request.
*face palm* I gotta stop doing that . . .
So the prompts were 'Shawn, whump, and "because seven eight nine"'. (It'll make sense later on, trust me.)
I doubt very much this is what she expected, but it's what she got. So yeah.
Awards:
Summary: The entire list of things that Carlton Lassiter liked about Shawn Spencer came into play on that otherwise innocuous Tuesday.
(Because of that fateful Tuesday, he has discovered he is willing to break the rules sometimes, and while the thought alarms him, he doesn't think there's anything he can do about it now that he knows.)
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There were many things about Shawn Spencer that Carlton Lassiter didn't like-well, actually, that list was pretty much endless.
(A much shorter alternate version would be 'Things About Shawn Spencer That Carlton Lassiter Likes'.)
That one had exactly three things on it.
(And one of them only applied on Tuesdays.)
The other two were, paradoxically, also on the list of things he didn't like.
(They were the top two actually.)
First, that he was right.
(Way too often to be dismissed.)
Second, was that he was likable.
(Even to Carlton who didn't really like anyone he worked with.)
There was a subclause to the second that was also a subclause on the list of things not to be liked.
(The list of things he liked had actually started out as things he didn't like, but the third item on the list could not be attributed to dislike, so it had to be retitled.)
That subclause caused most of the odd contortions his face was forced to attempt now that Spencer was a regular fixture in his existence.
(That being the fact that Spencer was funny.)
The entire list of things that Carlton Lassiter liked about Shawn Spencer came into play on that otherwise innocuous Tuesday.
(Because of that fateful Tuesday, he has discovered he is willing to break the rules sometimes, and while the thought alarms him, he doesn't think there's anything he can do about it now that he knows.)
(He's not sure he would if he could.)
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