Lima Meets Liberty 2/?
Glee/Queer as Folk US crossover - Kurt and Blaine visit Kurt's cousin Emmett in Pittsburgh over Spring break. How do the guys react when the finally realize what "Out and Proud Queer" means on Liberty Avenue?
Chapter 1
Ok on with the show … As always these guys, any of them aren't mine, too bad honestly. I can honestly admit to being a Deb - wouldn't actually want to physically change but damned if I am not a gay man at heart. They belong to their creators and copyright infringement is not intended. It's all in fun and no profit is being made.
Allegany Regional Airport
Monday Afternoon
“Blaine, your puppy dog is showing sweetie. You need to calm down for just a few and then we can get off this plane.” Kurt said as Blaine bounced in his seat as the plane taxied in to the terminal.
“Come on Kurt, you can't tell me you aren't excited. I man really a whole spring break spent in, what did Emmett call it, the center of gay PA? The bars and clubs have to be better than Scandals and we get to meet all Emmett's friends and everything.” Blaine replied with a grin that spread from ear to ear.
“I know honey.” Kurt replied “But for now we need to get off this tin can and go meet Emmett. Seriously, the flight to New York was fantastic, but now I know why they call these things 'puddle jumpers'. I mean really, 20 seats on a airplane, I feel like I am flying cargo class.”
Once the plane taxied to a stop Blaine and Kurt grabbed their carryon bags from under their seats and walked to the exit. Flying from regional airport to regional airport was NOTHING like flying into a major city like New York. They had to exit onto the tarmac and walk to the terminal, which seemed to be the size of a large post office.
“How about you go check on the bags Blaine and I'll check and see if Emmett is here yet.” Kurt said as he turned his phone back on from the flight as he looked around. The tone sounded immediately alerting him to a text message.
From: Auntie Em
To: Kurtsie
Hey sweetie, got caught up at work and couldn't find one of the gang free on short notice. Do you mind catching a cab to the Liberty Diner? I can meet you there when I get off. Ask for Debbie.
“Blaine” Kurt said, walking over to where Blaine was pulling his suitcase off the line “Emmett texted me. He got hung up at work. Do we have enough cash for a cab?”
“Let me hit the ATM to be on the safe side, but sure. Where are we headed?” Blaine replied.
“Some place called the Liberty Diner. I've heard Em talk about it, seems to be the home away from home for most of the gang. I'll text him back and let him know that's fine. Can you grab my bag for me?”
Blaine leaned over and gave Kurt a little shoulder nudge, their “public” display of affection when they weren't sure about the surroundings. “I got it baby, go on and let him know we'll be there.”
From: Kurtsie
To: Auntie Em
No problem, Blaine is gonna pull a few extra bucks out to be sure we're covered and we'll see you there?
From: Auntie Em
To: Kurtsie
Order what you want, I'll call Deb and tell her you are on the way. Warning - she's a little hard to take right off the bat so hold onto your gucci's
From: Kurtsie
To: Auntie Em
Now I'm scared … LOL See you there and thanks.
Kurt looked up from his phone to realize that Blaine had navigated them outside to the taxi stand and was loading their luggage into the trunk. He reached his hand out to his dark haired boyfriend “Alright, let the adventure begin."
Liberty Diner, Liberty Avenue
30 minutes later
Debbie Novotny looked up from the counter when she heard the bell over the door sound. Ever since Emmett's call she had been on the lookout for her newest lost boys. The red-headed woman was the surrogate mother for most of the boys and young men on Liberty Avenue. She was inwardly glad that Emmett had told the boys to come to the diner when he got held up, at least here she could keep an eye on them.
When she looked towards the door she saw two young men standing, one slightly taller with the most piercing eyes she had seen and styled chestnut hair, and the other all compact muscle with black curls gelled into submission. They stepped to the side, suitcases in hand, looking around with an expression in their eyes that read lost and a bit shocked at the call of “Check it out boys, hot new twinks” that errupted from one of the front booths. Moving quickly towards the front of the diner she stopped long enough to smack the head of the young man who had called out.
“Watch it buster.” she said with a smack of her ever present gum “I'm expecting these guys and they are off limits ok?”
She saw the young man scan his eyes over the darker haired of the two as he replied with a sigh “Shame, cause the things I could do ...” He stopped quickly at another smack to the head.
She walked up to the two standing at the door with a bright grin and a gleam in her eyes “You must be Kurt and Blaine. Damn boy, you make me wish I was gay, male, and 30 years younger, you look like a damned Greek god” she said laying a hand on Blaine's arm before turning to Kurt. “ And fuck if I couldn't pick you out as belonging to the Honeycutt clan Angel. Angel … that's perfect for you, now I just need something for your hottie here.”
Blaine blushed before extending his hand “Ms Debbie I presume?”
“None of that sweetcheeks” Debbie replied “It's just plain Deb, or you can call me mom like some of the boys do, but Ms Anything makes me feel so damn old. Let's find a place for those bags and get you two something to eat and then you can tell me all about yourselves.”
**
“Oh my god Kurt” Blaine exclaimed under his breath, tucking his chin into Kurt's neck, once they were sitting at the counter and Deb had walked off with their order. Looking into the mirror on the wall behind the counter he watched two young men making out in one of the booths and what was obviously a transvestite sitting at another. “I feel like I just fell through the rabbit hole.”
“I don't think we are in Ohio anymore, Toto.” Kurt replied with a laugh. “Emmett did tell me that this area is mainly gay, or actually he used the word queer, so it stands to reason that things are a bit more open than we are used to sweetie.”
“Yeah but Kurt, that guy in the corner tried to grab my crotch when I walked by !” Blaine huffed
“And you told him no and he backed off sweetie. It's just different that's all. I'm sure that Deb will make sure that nothing gets out of hand. You saw how she handled that guy when we first walked in.”
“I have to admit that I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those head smacks. She seems to have quite an arm. She does seem sweet though, if in a slightly over the top way. Did you see her shirt? 'Life sucks and so do I' I can just imagine someone wearing THAT back home. And all the buttons on the vest? The woman is like a walking gay rights billboard.” Blaine laughed.
Just then Deb appeared with their lunches on a tray. Placing Kurt's turkey sandwich and Blaine's cheeseburger down in front of them she said “Damned if this order doesn't look familiar. So, momma Deb needs to know all about you two … how are you related to Emmett … how long have you two been together … what's it like at home … are you totally freaked yet ...”
Kurt laughed at her questions. Placing his sandwich back down on the plate he smiled
“OK, but then I get to ask some questions. Emmett is my second cousin on my mom's side. Blaine and I have known each other for a year and a half and been together for just over a year. Home, depends what you are asking, but the best I can say is homophobic and backwards. As to freaking out, not yet for me but I think Blaine almost had a panic attack when one of the guys over there tried to give him a handjob without asking first.”
“No shit, I'll kill the little bastard, which one ...” Deb growled before yelling “Alright you miserable fucks, which one of you tried to feel up my dark and handsome hottie over here? Never mind, I don't want to know, just keep your fucking hands to yourself you hear me.”
There were a chorus of “Yes Debs” and “Sorry”s in response.
Blaine had begun to laugh during her speech. “Thanks Deb, things are a bit more forward here than we are used to. Kurt and I can't even show any sort of affection in public at home, too many idiots who think they have the right to tell us how to live our lives. 'Out and proud' here obviously has a very different meaning than back home.”
“Ah, she replied “Most of these guys are pussycats really. They talk big and try and act even bigger, but truth be told they are really sweet kids. As to 'Out and proud' - basically around here the only thing you CAN'T do is fuck in the middle of the street, anything less than that and you're usually ok. Liberty avenue is concentrated queer so you won't get any shit for being who you are.”
Kurt laughed “Somehow I don't think either of us would even consider getting it on in the middle of the street, so that's safely off the table.”
Deb smiled at the chestnut haired beauty. “Damn Kurt, you are way too fucking adorable. I bet they just eat the hell up out of the two of you at home don't they?”
“Right Deb” Blaine chuckled “Kurt and I are the only two guys out at our school. Other than us there are our friends Britt and Santana and one or two guys I know from my old school. We got lucky enough to find each other and it took a long time for me to realize that Kurt was anything other than just a friend I had to protect. Positive attention is not something either of us is used to.”
“Well that sucks, Dollbaby” Deb replied placing a hand on both their shoulders “I can tell you that you are gonna have to get used to some attention this week cause you two are gonna draw them in likes flies to honey. It's that whole 'innocent but sensual' vibe you got going here. You watch yourselves tho, especially if you go out with the guys. Make sure they keep an eye on you.”
“You know what Deb” Kurt said fixing his gorgeous eyes, more blue than gray or green today, on her “I am looking forward to not having to hide for a week. Being able to hold hands or kiss when I want to is something I have never had the chance to experience. Being able to just be me, to be us … it is going to be a relief.”
Blaine leaned in close and nuzzled Kurt's neck “So does this mean I can grab your ass in public Hummel?”
Kurt turned and captured Blaine's lips quickly with his own “It means you damn well better Anderson.”
Chapter 1
Ok on with the show … As always these guys, any of them aren't mine, too bad honestly. I can honestly admit to being a Deb - wouldn't actually want to physically change but damned if I am not a gay man at heart. They belong to their creators and copyright infringement is not intended. It's all in fun and no profit is being made.
Allegany Regional Airport
Monday Afternoon
“Blaine, your puppy dog is showing sweetie. You need to calm down for just a few and then we can get off this plane.” Kurt said as Blaine bounced in his seat as the plane taxied in to the terminal.
“Come on Kurt, you can't tell me you aren't excited. I man really a whole spring break spent in, what did Emmett call it, the center of gay PA? The bars and clubs have to be better than Scandals and we get to meet all Emmett's friends and everything.” Blaine replied with a grin that spread from ear to ear.
“I know honey.” Kurt replied “But for now we need to get off this tin can and go meet Emmett. Seriously, the flight to New York was fantastic, but now I know why they call these things 'puddle jumpers'. I mean really, 20 seats on a airplane, I feel like I am flying cargo class.”
Once the plane taxied to a stop Blaine and Kurt grabbed their carryon bags from under their seats and walked to the exit. Flying from regional airport to regional airport was NOTHING like flying into a major city like New York. They had to exit onto the tarmac and walk to the terminal, which seemed to be the size of a large post office.
“How about you go check on the bags Blaine and I'll check and see if Emmett is here yet.” Kurt said as he turned his phone back on from the flight as he looked around. The tone sounded immediately alerting him to a text message.
From: Auntie Em
To: Kurtsie
Hey sweetie, got caught up at work and couldn't find one of the gang free on short notice. Do you mind catching a cab to the Liberty Diner? I can meet you there when I get off. Ask for Debbie.
“Blaine” Kurt said, walking over to where Blaine was pulling his suitcase off the line “Emmett texted me. He got hung up at work. Do we have enough cash for a cab?”
“Let me hit the ATM to be on the safe side, but sure. Where are we headed?” Blaine replied.
“Some place called the Liberty Diner. I've heard Em talk about it, seems to be the home away from home for most of the gang. I'll text him back and let him know that's fine. Can you grab my bag for me?”
Blaine leaned over and gave Kurt a little shoulder nudge, their “public” display of affection when they weren't sure about the surroundings. “I got it baby, go on and let him know we'll be there.”
From: Kurtsie
To: Auntie Em
No problem, Blaine is gonna pull a few extra bucks out to be sure we're covered and we'll see you there?
From: Auntie Em
To: Kurtsie
Order what you want, I'll call Deb and tell her you are on the way. Warning - she's a little hard to take right off the bat so hold onto your gucci's
From: Kurtsie
To: Auntie Em
Now I'm scared … LOL See you there and thanks.
Kurt looked up from his phone to realize that Blaine had navigated them outside to the taxi stand and was loading their luggage into the trunk. He reached his hand out to his dark haired boyfriend “Alright, let the adventure begin."
Liberty Diner, Liberty Avenue
30 minutes later
Debbie Novotny looked up from the counter when she heard the bell over the door sound. Ever since Emmett's call she had been on the lookout for her newest lost boys. The red-headed woman was the surrogate mother for most of the boys and young men on Liberty Avenue. She was inwardly glad that Emmett had told the boys to come to the diner when he got held up, at least here she could keep an eye on them.
When she looked towards the door she saw two young men standing, one slightly taller with the most piercing eyes she had seen and styled chestnut hair, and the other all compact muscle with black curls gelled into submission. They stepped to the side, suitcases in hand, looking around with an expression in their eyes that read lost and a bit shocked at the call of “Check it out boys, hot new twinks” that errupted from one of the front booths. Moving quickly towards the front of the diner she stopped long enough to smack the head of the young man who had called out.
“Watch it buster.” she said with a smack of her ever present gum “I'm expecting these guys and they are off limits ok?”
She saw the young man scan his eyes over the darker haired of the two as he replied with a sigh “Shame, cause the things I could do ...” He stopped quickly at another smack to the head.
She walked up to the two standing at the door with a bright grin and a gleam in her eyes “You must be Kurt and Blaine. Damn boy, you make me wish I was gay, male, and 30 years younger, you look like a damned Greek god” she said laying a hand on Blaine's arm before turning to Kurt. “ And fuck if I couldn't pick you out as belonging to the Honeycutt clan Angel. Angel … that's perfect for you, now I just need something for your hottie here.”
Blaine blushed before extending his hand “Ms Debbie I presume?”
“None of that sweetcheeks” Debbie replied “It's just plain Deb, or you can call me mom like some of the boys do, but Ms Anything makes me feel so damn old. Let's find a place for those bags and get you two something to eat and then you can tell me all about yourselves.”
**
“Oh my god Kurt” Blaine exclaimed under his breath, tucking his chin into Kurt's neck, once they were sitting at the counter and Deb had walked off with their order. Looking into the mirror on the wall behind the counter he watched two young men making out in one of the booths and what was obviously a transvestite sitting at another. “I feel like I just fell through the rabbit hole.”
“I don't think we are in Ohio anymore, Toto.” Kurt replied with a laugh. “Emmett did tell me that this area is mainly gay, or actually he used the word queer, so it stands to reason that things are a bit more open than we are used to sweetie.”
“Yeah but Kurt, that guy in the corner tried to grab my crotch when I walked by !” Blaine huffed
“And you told him no and he backed off sweetie. It's just different that's all. I'm sure that Deb will make sure that nothing gets out of hand. You saw how she handled that guy when we first walked in.”
“I have to admit that I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those head smacks. She seems to have quite an arm. She does seem sweet though, if in a slightly over the top way. Did you see her shirt? 'Life sucks and so do I' I can just imagine someone wearing THAT back home. And all the buttons on the vest? The woman is like a walking gay rights billboard.” Blaine laughed.
Just then Deb appeared with their lunches on a tray. Placing Kurt's turkey sandwich and Blaine's cheeseburger down in front of them she said “Damned if this order doesn't look familiar. So, momma Deb needs to know all about you two … how are you related to Emmett … how long have you two been together … what's it like at home … are you totally freaked yet ...”
Kurt laughed at her questions. Placing his sandwich back down on the plate he smiled
“OK, but then I get to ask some questions. Emmett is my second cousin on my mom's side. Blaine and I have known each other for a year and a half and been together for just over a year. Home, depends what you are asking, but the best I can say is homophobic and backwards. As to freaking out, not yet for me but I think Blaine almost had a panic attack when one of the guys over there tried to give him a handjob without asking first.”
“No shit, I'll kill the little bastard, which one ...” Deb growled before yelling “Alright you miserable fucks, which one of you tried to feel up my dark and handsome hottie over here? Never mind, I don't want to know, just keep your fucking hands to yourself you hear me.”
There were a chorus of “Yes Debs” and “Sorry”s in response.
Blaine had begun to laugh during her speech. “Thanks Deb, things are a bit more forward here than we are used to. Kurt and I can't even show any sort of affection in public at home, too many idiots who think they have the right to tell us how to live our lives. 'Out and proud' here obviously has a very different meaning than back home.”
“Ah, she replied “Most of these guys are pussycats really. They talk big and try and act even bigger, but truth be told they are really sweet kids. As to 'Out and proud' - basically around here the only thing you CAN'T do is fuck in the middle of the street, anything less than that and you're usually ok. Liberty avenue is concentrated queer so you won't get any shit for being who you are.”
Kurt laughed “Somehow I don't think either of us would even consider getting it on in the middle of the street, so that's safely off the table.”
Deb smiled at the chestnut haired beauty. “Damn Kurt, you are way too fucking adorable. I bet they just eat the hell up out of the two of you at home don't they?”
“Right Deb” Blaine chuckled “Kurt and I are the only two guys out at our school. Other than us there are our friends Britt and Santana and one or two guys I know from my old school. We got lucky enough to find each other and it took a long time for me to realize that Kurt was anything other than just a friend I had to protect. Positive attention is not something either of us is used to.”
“Well that sucks, Dollbaby” Deb replied placing a hand on both their shoulders “I can tell you that you are gonna have to get used to some attention this week cause you two are gonna draw them in likes flies to honey. It's that whole 'innocent but sensual' vibe you got going here. You watch yourselves tho, especially if you go out with the guys. Make sure they keep an eye on you.”
“You know what Deb” Kurt said fixing his gorgeous eyes, more blue than gray or green today, on her “I am looking forward to not having to hide for a week. Being able to hold hands or kiss when I want to is something I have never had the chance to experience. Being able to just be me, to be us … it is going to be a relief.”
Blaine leaned in close and nuzzled Kurt's neck “So does this mean I can grab your ass in public Hummel?”
Kurt turned and captured Blaine's lips quickly with his own “It means you damn well better Anderson.”