✤ two; (just like diamonds in your hand)

[windmill]

So I have a job at the Mayfield Pharmacy now. Apparently I've been workin' there for years, which is fine, I guess. I mean, I know a lot about drugs, and the drones don't even care when I give 'em shit that isn't even right the dosage or type. ...The uniform's stupid, though. [it's the best job

ever]...Valentine's Day is pretty big in the

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[when_in_me]

Define good time.

[windmill]

Sex.

[he doesn't

doesn't beat around the bush also he has no idea you're married to his sister]

[when_in_me]

I didn't know you were gay! That is interesting slash hilarious.

[windmill]

Well, you know, tastes change. And mine have. Really suddenly.

It isn't hilarious. People should be able to do whatever they want with their lives.

[mr_blandy_bland]

....

action y/n

[windmill]

Canada.

Y.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Netherlands.

U-um...Something seems different about you...but I can't put my finger on it.

1/2

[windmill]

Different? I'm as charismatic as usual.

[katto_katto]

Pharmacy, you say!

[windmill]

That's what I said.

[katto_katto]

Why we're co-workers!

[windmill]

So-- you won't care if I lift some of the stock, will you?

[bornwithskison]

...Good time?

[Women, put on your no entry signs. We're about to encounter...

THE NETHERLANDS.]

[windmill]

[LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED]

...I was just thinking of you, Norway.

[bornwithskison]

Thinking up more was to get punched?

[LIKE DONKEY KONG]

[windmill]

[puts hand

on Norway's shoulder]

You should come back to my place.

For a drink.

[nosferatroll]

[clinging...to your arm]

[windmill]

[what... what]

...Evangeline.

[nosferatroll]

[dem candies man]

Can you...give me a hug?

[windmill]

[but it's a girl and holy fuck he is going to hate himself later]

Eurgh... Really? Why?