*flails*

[windandwater]

I am a terrible and wicked bunny

Comments

[windsorblue]

Okay, stick with me, here. Lucifer was God's favorite before that whole nasty falling business, and since the Angels were - along with Humanity - God's creation, then you could say that Lucifer was, for a time, God's favorite child. But then Lucifer became a rebellious teen and ran away to the Underworld, so God was without a favorite child...until He hits upon this brilliant idea of begetting himself a human Son of God, which he then does. Voila - new favorite child, Jesus. So. There's that rather conspicuous New Testament gap between Jesus as pre-rebellious-teen-phase and Jesus as ready-to-settle-down thirtysomething, and we know that at some point in there, there was an incident with Satan nee Lucifer in the desert. An incident in which Satan nee Lucifer (and correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm a heathen and all, so...) tries to convince Jesus to join the dark side. Because, when you get right down to it, they're both the Sons of God, and what with the whole business of one of them being banished to Hell for all eternity

[windandwater]

STOP READING MY MIND.

The bunny totally deals with Satan tempting Jesus three times in the desert. And the untold fourth temptation of Christ. Oh God, I can feel myself burning just for writing that.

[windsorblue]

^^;;;

omg - seriously, run with that idea, because omg. I'll kick the bucket before you do since I'm all old and junk - when I get there I'll find us a table with a good view to the floor show and put my purse on your chair until you show up.

[windandwater]

>_>;;

Make sure my room isn't right next to the ice machine.

*whistles*

[moffit]

bible_slash

Re: *whistles*

[windandwater]

I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE AN LJ COMM. THERE'S ALWAYS AN LJ COMM.

[merith]

*meanders in*

*waves*

*drops a carrot or five*

*wanders out*

[windandwater]

... you're a foul and evil temptress.

[maxwell_terry]

O_o i've never thougth that... xD cool so.... when are you going to write it??? just blame it on History Chanel xD

-looks eager-

[windandwater]

And now I'm spreading the blasphemy and I haven't even written it yet. XD

[maxwell_terry]

yeah!!!

now i'm thinking about it too... specially after the mention of shota

[windandwater]

XD! Well, mine won't have shouta.

[wickedgameff]

write it! i am eager to read it. it sounds like dirty nasty fun and since i don't believe in hell i am okay with it!

the great thing about being pagan is being able to enjoy bible slash with no guilt.

[windandwater]

D:

Technically, I'm Catholic. Well, a rather bad Catholic. Actually, I prefer to be Deist. Whatever. Stop enabling me! *flails!*

[wickedgameff]

*dangles carrots*

*whispers*

feed the bunny feed the bunny feed the bunny feed the bunny

*walks off innocently whistling*

[windandwater]

*FLAILS!*