Is this a life experience?

[windandwater]

So, #2 on the list of Things You Don't Want to Happen When Wet, Naked, and Blind in the Shower:

Giant spider attack.

Sob.

EDIT...

#1 is obviously being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.

Comments

*shudders*

[okaasan59]

I think I'd take Norman Bates and his knife before a giant spider.

O_O

[windandwater]

It's totally disconcerting to open your eyes after washing shampoo out and notice this vague dark-colored blob on the shower wall. It's even worse to realize that vague dark-colored blob is moving.

I totally drowned the little bastard. Well, I threw water on him until he curled up, scrambled to open the shower door and get my glasses on the counter, put on said glasses to make sure that yes it is a spider and not suds or something, and then I hit the bastard with more water until he swirled down the drain.

[okaasan59]

Good for you! I would then have to keep the water running for approximately 72 hours just to make sure he wasn't coming back up the drain. O_O

[windandwater]

Well, I finished my shower after it went down the drain, so I figured it wasn't gonna climb back up after that.