Voicemail from horsewoman_lana and reporter_chloefeltaloneJanuary 25 2009, 02:55:52 UTC
A call is made the night of Deans' birthday, around 10pm Kansas time. Background noise is minimal. The most that can be heard is the slight hum of the car engine, the rush of air from the vents that warm the car, and possibly the drunken Chloe in the passenger seat.
"Hey, Dean, it's Lana."
Chloe was singing quietly... until Lana spoke. Then she begins singing rather loudly and off-key. "Boy don't try to fronnnt I know just what what you areeeee... HIIII DEAAAN!" Chloe begins to giggle, rather loudly, and then starts singing Happy Birthday.
Lana laughs a little at Chloe. "As you can already guess from my drunken friend here, Livejournal told us a few days ago that your birthday was coming up, so we had to give you a call and give our best."
She stops, bursting into giggles again. "Yeahhh and I wanna give you a present, but you're not herrree..." She's yelling, hoping he can hear. "Butttt... I guess I can give you a blowjob later!" She giggles again, practically cackling this time.
Lana tries not to laugh but fails. The is a soft
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"Hey, Dean, it's Lana."
Chloe was singing quietly... until Lana spoke. Then she begins singing rather loudly and off-key. "Boy don't try to fronnnt I know just what what you areeeee... HIIII DEAAAN!" Chloe begins to giggle, rather loudly, and then starts singing Happy Birthday.
Lana laughs a little at Chloe. "As you can already guess from my drunken friend here, Livejournal told us a few days ago that your birthday was coming up, so we had to give you a call and give our best."
She stops, bursting into giggles again. "Yeahhh and I wanna give you a present, but you're not herrree..." She's yelling, hoping he can hear. "Butttt... I guess I can give you a blowjob later!" She giggles again, practically cackling this time.
Lana tries not to laugh but fails. The is a soft ( ... )
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Abrupt!Lana is abrupt and just hangs up instead of saying goodbye. Sick people get cranky like that.
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