Thirty-second bite || ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*You will find Conrad doing a few things today!

A. LISTEN UP CLASS! Conrad is teaching early morning art class. He is teaching the students how to draw guide lines to draw the human body. The vampire draws on the chalk board, with his back to the class, drawing out the basic outline. And yes, the art room is very dark, only illuminated by the

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[miltianbunny]

[Lucky for Conrad, Shion happens to be out today, and after a moment of staring through the window when she catches sight of the rather unusual pet in the store, she comes inside to look. Maybe you should make sure she really hears you talk?]

[wimpyvampire]

*The bat beats his small wings on the glass, seeing that he had caught her attention. Conrad flaps his wings up and down, still yelling, but it's rather muffled by the window*

[miltianbunny]

[Shion makes a small hm'ing sound, before moving over to sort of open the window holding him in. She's obviously trying not to draw the attention of the drones just yet.]

[wimpyvampire]

*HE SMILES, oh thank god, he wriggles towards the window, to try and slip out but... dammit he's too fat*

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[pygmalion_perv]

[Hachibe is crouched over his desk, very painstakingly working on his assignment. He seems to be really into it.]

[wimpyvampire]

*Conrad peeks over his shoulder at his work and nods, rubbing at his chin thoughtfully*

Good work, Hachibe.

[pygmalion_perv]

[If Conrad bothers to look closer, Hachibe's drawing a female figure with very exacting physical features, corresponding to all of his perfect parts. There's a lot of eraser work being done as he gets rid of what would otherwise look like perfectly acceptably drawn features to get them just right.]

[wimpyvampire]

W-What are you...

*His eyebrow twitches a little, seeing what exactly he was drawing. The vampire coughs behind a hand...*

You're rather precise with your work...

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[There is now a teenage witch in your class. Yes, Tiffany is 16 now and still wearing her pointy hat while she draws.]

[wimpyvampire]

Ah Tiffany... Good work, but ah. *he points to her hat* U-Um, no hats in class, I'm sorry.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Uh huh....just have a look. She's a full blown witch now, and that is her hat.]

[wimpyvampire]

*He lifts his hands, waving them*

I-I don't make the rules! I just enforce them!

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[deaths_heritor]

Five dollars? I wouldn't pay a half dollar for that ratty thing. How do you justify your prices?

[Susan's conversation with the drone shopkeeper is pitched awfully loud.]

[wimpyvampire]

*OH GOD SUSAN! SUSAN, he squeaks loudly and taps on the glass cage he's in, WAVING AND LOOKING... rather stupid in there... and the cat that's in there with him doesn't look too pleased as she whips her tail around*

[deaths_heritor]

Absolutely not. Three at the very most, and I expect some free bat food on the side.

No, I don't know what bats eat; that's why I want the free food.

[Conrad goes ignored for the time being.]

[wimpyvampire]

*HE FROWNS AND POUNDS HARDER ON THE GLASS. DAMMIT*

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[bloodmenagerie]

[There is a very familiar-looking girl standing in Conrad's path, looking like a mixture of hopelessly lost and intensely annoyed.]

[wimpyvampire]

*walk walk walk-- He almost passes her before he stops and glances over his shoulder.*

S...Saya?

[bloodmenagerie]

[She turns and glances at him. He doesn't look familiar, but she doesn't know everyone Joel employs.]

Oh, you know me. Are you one of the servants?

[wimpyvampire]

Y-You're...

*He purses his lips and swallows before he readjusts his bag of cat food to hold it under one arm.*

N-No, I'm Conrad. That vampire you met a while ago? Remember?