Twenty-first Bite || Action

[wimpyvampire]

*His vampire nerves were getting to him, which didn't help with his personal mental paranoia. Conrad was glad that Nabooru had offered some blood to him during the love hotel fiasco. But it could only last so long. It had been a while, in the first place, that the vampire had any blood, again. He knew Seychelles also offered to be a 'donor' of

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a; you know you want to chew on this B)

[weaponsparked]

[SOAKED. CLOTHES. CRUTCHES. HAIR. LEG BRACE. EVERYTHING. And glaring at Conrad. So... so much glaring.]

Do you have any idea how much these clothes cost me? What is the matter with you?

[wimpyvampire]

*He looks up to apol-- Nah, he keeps the hose there at Sideswipes feet*

Oh. Hey Sideswipe.

[weaponsparked]

[He hobbles sideways to get out of said hose stream.]

Would you cut that out!

[wimpyvampire]

*OOP, the stream follows his feet*

You keep getting in the way~

[weaponsparked]

I will hit you with these things, if you don't quit that.

[shuffles even MORE sideways.]

[wimpyvampire]

Not if I run first.

*But he'll stop*

[weaponsparked]

Oh, sure. Mock the cripple. I haven't even done anything to you.

[Pause - he shifts enough to try and wring water out of his shirt.]

... Lately, anyway.

[wimpyvampire]

Good job. How about you keep that up, hm?

[weaponsparked]

How about... no.

[wimpyvampire]

And why not?

[weaponsparked]

Because. I don't want to.

[wimpyvampire]

*Oh what's that? WATER IN YOUR FACE, putting his thumb over the nozzle so the water sprays harder and faster at him, accurately aimed for that smirking face of his*

[weaponsparked]

[Okay, you know what? Crippled or no, he's going to sputter out that water, and attempt to tackle him.]

[wimpyvampire]

*HSDJH OH FUCK, he back steps quickly away from him, still spraying him in the face*

[weaponsparked]

[He trips, but makes a grab for his legs anyway, intent on pulling him down too.]

[wimpyvampire]

*The wet grass causes him to slip, his back slamming into the ground hard, with a splat*