Difference of opinion

[wilperegrine]

 We are looking at wedding venues. The one I'm most keen on is a bird sanctuary. On the way home tonight, I commented to Stefan that if we got married there, the save the date emails could read something like,
Brush up on your ornithology~ Stefan and Wilhelmina are getting married!

To my surprise, Stefan looked a bit askance at this (I assume; it was

Comments

[jonahrank]

I would go to any event with any of these slogans!

That being said, I hope that you'll be inviting the sort of crowd that will like such slogans...

[shirei_shibolim]

That being said, I hope that you'll be inviting the sort of crowd that will like such slogans...

I don't know Stefan especially well, but I suspect they've both been accumulating such a crowd for much of their lives.

[jonahrank]

Very astute observation!

[shirei_shibolim]

A puffin-perfect day ("Penguin-" is also open)
Mallard. Mallard is what brings us together today.
No scowls (but barn owls!)
We'll tie the knot with a duchifat [דוכיפת, hoopoe]
The web will be a-Twitter at our news
Lots of love (and a rock dove)
Know what's cool? Kiwis. The bird, not the fruit. Come watch us get married.

[wilperegrine]

I was contemplating doing some sort of fruit-art with kiwis shaped like birds....

[rakugo_report]

If you got married there, you would HAVE to use these, just because they're awesome:

http://www.carlene-sonny.com/DnE.html

[geearewhy]

I'm thinking riffs/remakes of Monty Python's "Albatross" and "Dead Parrot" sketches. But those probably don't have the mass appeal of birdplay slogans.

I'll have to let this crow on me for a while. I'll come back when some slogan ideas hatch.