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willowfinn

Cynical Haiku and Kick-Ass Kung Fu

Mar 22, 2006 10:24

The US Bill of Rights in Cynical Haiku
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swimmingriddles March 22 2006, 19:36:23 UTC

It took me three shot puppies, but then I figured it out. Very Zen.

The best first date I ever went on EVER: drank two pitchers of margaritas and ate chips and salsa at Coyote Cafe. Went to the liquor store. Got a fifth of Jamesons. Filled up a flask. Went to a midnight showing of this CRAZY Hong Kong Kung Fu movie (Crippled Avengers. AMAZING. Check it out.) Didn't work out, but for other reasons.

Check out the Wu Tang movies, Lady Wu Tang is fairly amazing. And then there are the "funny" ones, which borrow more from Laurel and Hardy then anything else. Drunken Tao Master or something. And as for blaxpoitation, I assume you are aware of The Last Dragon, the kung fu/blaxploitation classic? The villan's name is Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem. It's sort of amazing.

Best Haiku ever! witchcrafty March 22 2006, 19:56:13 UTC

I think I'm going to give a copy of that haiku to my old Polysci teacher. Oh, and he's a Republican. But a cool one. He's all about getting involved with the government. He was the one who said (and this has totally stuck with me), "It says in the Constitution that if you don't like your government, you're supposed to overthrow it. So why is everyone sitting around moaning? Let's get to it!" I love that guy.

Re: Best Haiku ever! witchcrafty March 22 2006, 20:11:10 UTC

Hurray! I won! That puppy was so damn cute. I wish they were that adorable in real life. I got all the way to the last level. Now, back to actual work.

mechanyx March 30 2006, 04:47:33 UTC

The "don't shoot the puppy" guy is friends from highschool with my friend Bonnie.

willowfinn March 30 2006, 04:48:12 UTC

Small world.