Found some 'Emo!Jared' pictures and they got me to thinking

[willow_fae_20]

This is mostly for justthismorning But I wanted to share it with everyone.

What would Brendon Urie do/say/think at coming face to 'face' with these pictures of Emo!Jared. In this 'verse Jared doesn't have to be an actor. He can be a model, or an artist, or a singer. Whatever strikes the fancy.

So without further ado, 18 Emo!Jared pics:

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[justthismorning]

oh oh *pets the pretty*

Brendon would totally just pee his pants from glee. either that or write him a letter and ask him to move in with him. Can you imagine Brendon wandering out of the bedroom with his hair all sticking up and wearing Jared's shirt? It would come down to his knees! and it would be so so so adorable! They'd be like emo!puppy lovers. WHERE IS THE FIC FOR THIS! *sets about remedying this problem*

Except that I want to write a story where Brendon has autism or something and comes and still joins the band. It would be adorable. Spencer would be all protective of him.

[willow_fae_20]

Brendon would be all '*shockedface* Who is this gorgeous hunk of maleness, and where do I sign up to swoon at his feet?' Can you see him actually running into Jared, like in a coffee shop or something. He'd literally be dumb-struck. They'd share meaningful glances and smiles for about 2 weeks then finally one of them would get the courage to approach the other.

Fic like this Has to exist out there somewhere...

Except that I want to write a story where Brendon has autism or something and comes and still joins the band. It would be adorable. Spencer would be all protective of him.

Aaaaawwwwwww. Like maybe a friend of Spencer's works at the school Brendon goes to and they suggest that Spencer bring his band to showcase the instruments or something, and Brendon just like latches on to him.

[justthismorning]

OMG, *needs* Can you just imagine Jensen's reaction to Jared dating Brendon? OMG, that would be the best ever. It would totally be worth reading just for that! And Danneel would be all *bitchface* and then Spencer would be all *bitchface right back, bitch* and Ryan would be all bland and non-emoting. hahahahaha. OMG!

Yeah, I was thinking like Brent brings Brendon to practice just to cover for them till they find a bassist (Brent was the bassist before Jon, that's how Brendon got in, originally), and then he just stays with them. awesome? y/n? Brendon would be all innocent and love princess and pretty things, and be all confused when people asked him about girls, because he has a Spencer, why does he need girls? awwwwww.

[willow_fae_20]

Can you just imagine Jensen's reaction to Jared dating Brendon? OMG, that would be the best ever.

He'd be all 'Dude, I thought you were gay... your boyfriend is wearing the same jeans that Danneel wears...' or 'Dude, I could totally bench press your little boyfriend...' And Jared would be all 'OMG, jerk, shut up. He's cute and tiny and I love him for it. And totally always happy to be around me.'

I was thinking like Brent brings Brendon to practice just to cover for them till they find a bassist

Oh, so Brendon would be like a musical savant? That could totally work.

Brendon would be all innocent and love princess and pretty things, and be all confused when people asked him about girls, because he has a Spencer, why does he need girls?

All of this. Yes!!!

[erinm_4600]

to the one outside the cut:

(*$(*%()&*&)(%*_)(#_)()(*$ *thunk*

Sweet JESUS...

[willow_fae_20]

I know, right? That picture should have inspired a million fic's, but alas, I've found none :(

[erinm_4600]

*closes eyes*
IwillnotthinkofJaredeverIwillnotthinkofJaredeverIWILLNOTTHINKOFJAREDEVER

Damnit....

[willow_fae_20]

*beams 'Jared-as-welder/mechanic' thoughts directly into your brain*

OMG!!! Could you imagine him as a mechanic in the O.Z. helping D.G. fix her bike and Glitch just staring longingly from afar, and Wyatt being all Wyatt-like, and surly thinking that Jared is moving in on his woman, cause D.G. is totally Jared's type: tiny, and brunette, and opinionated...