♥THREE♥ [VOICE]

[grenading]

[ there's a lot of flailing noises, followed by a shrill yell ] W-woah!!

H-hey, we're getting changed back already?? But this is awesome! I was just getting the hang of this!

Damn! Why does all the fun stuff have to end so quickly??

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[VOICE]

[huptwo]

How the hell are you enjoying this?

[huptwo]

You don't get a score for effort when you fight horrible monsters! You either pass or fail and failing means death!

[grenading]

Way to be a Negative Nancy, Simmons.

[huptwo]

[someone is being difficult now] Because our luck in these situations has been great so far.

[grenading]

Sounds like somebody needs a hug!

[huptwo]

What I need are my legs. And for these gills to go away. They're seriously creepy as fuck.

[grenading]

Can't you just be patient?? They said we'd get our legs back when we find more of that weed!

Man, merpeople seriously need to look into a drug rehab program! I felt so dirty eating that other weed!

[huptwo]

I just said we don't know that's true and I don't want to live the rest of my life as half a fish.

... It's just a plant, Donut, it's not like pot or anything.

[grenading]

I believe Mister Simon! Why would he lie to us? That first plant we ate let us breathe under the water, didn't it?

...It's called weed, though.

[huptwo]

Yeah but he's getting information about us turning back from the merpeople and they've yet to tell us anything useful. Hell, they're the ones who made us go find that stupid trident that fucked us up to begin with.

Gilly weed. Which is a made up plant to begin with.

[grenading]

So? They didn't know that the trident would do this! It's not their fault!

...if it's made up, how come it worked?

[huptwo]

But how do we know they didn't know?

How would I know? Mermaids are made up too but here they are. This place doesn't make any sense.

[grenading]

Uhh... they.. drowned?? If they knew, wouldn't they have escaped before we realized it??

....You don't make any sense.

[huptwo]

Obviously not all of them were in on it!

Gee. Thanks.

[grenading]

See! Then that disproves your theory! I win!

[huptwo]

It does not!! Part of the population being unaware of the situation doesn't mean that nobody was plotting it!