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[simonsimmon]

(the assistant's voice explodes over the network!)

What! Why didn't anyone say travelers had been abducted! Did I not tell you to make sure your windows and doors were locked? My, oh my. It seems our friends may make it to a watery doom, yet. Fear not, travelers. This assistant is well-versed in the art of delivering a well-deserved foot to the

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[voice]

[thebooksaysso]

You're not planning on actually going on your own, are you?

[voice]

[simonsimmon]

Of course. Though I'll need to pick up Charlie on the way...

VOICE

[simonsimmon]

Well, he is yours on the offchance I don't return.

VOICE

[simonsimmon]

If I don't return, I would be rather unable to. Due to being dead and all that.

[VOICE]

[iyaaaa]

...You.. don't sound too optimistic about this...

[VOICE]

[simonsimmon]

Don't be ridiculous! It will be a total success! I even have new earplugs for this very occasion.

[VOICE]

[iyaaaa]

...But, if you were sure it'd be a total success, you wouldn't have mentioned that bit about the uh. Giant-guy.

[VOICE]

[simonsimmon]

Hush. I am trying optimism.

[Voice]

[doesmeanthings]

The saying is 'kicking ass and taking names' and if you need assistance I'll tag along.

[Voice]

[simonsimmon]

I said that! Your assistance will not be necessary, traveler. But thank you for the offer. It's rather sweet.

[beatsupboys]

You should look for Iris, okay?

... Do you need help?

[simonsimmon]

I shall.

No, I will be fine. Thank you, however.

[beatsupboys]

Um, okay. You're welcome.