[VOICE || 001]

[evil_bonnet]

[Birds and whwatnot can be heard in the background, including the occasional chilling howl. The person mutters a few words under their breath before finally speaking.]

Hello? Is anyone there? I'd like to know why I've been dumped like a piece of garbage out in the middle of the woods. This is not the place for a sophisticated felin- er, human such

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[wheelwork]

Done your time, huh?

[evil_bonnet]

[oh god the horrors of being dressed up in costumes by middle-aged women for weeks on end]

Yes, yes, I have. What's it to you?

[voice]/[text]

[justice_by_coma]

Hello?

[Scratching noises as he fumbles around the junogram, switching to text as he remembers the trouble noise can get you into.]

Sorry. This is probably safer. You're in the woods? It's dangerous there! If you woke up near other people, you should move with them through the forest instead of going alone? There are these big wolf-bird things that can attack you, and they're really hard to kill. They can be in the trees, or on the ground.

Do you think you can make it to the abandoned town on the edge of the forest? There's a big caravan there, and a lot of people.

[voice]

[evil_bonnet]

There's no one else around me, as far as I can see. Not even another anim- Wait, wolf... birds?! You must be joking with m-

[and then there's another howl, even closer this time]

On the edge of the forest, you say? Any particular direction I should be going?

[voice] (T_T I think I deleted the notif for this. S-Sorry for the delay. *prostrates self*)

[justice_by_coma]

[Quickly switches to voice because it's faster, and tries to keep his voice quieter.
...Which means it's at about normal volume for once.]

I'm not sure! Robot-san was the one who figured it out, really. And supposedly the caravan's been sending out rescue parties. Maybe you could find one of those?

[Nerdboy is desperately trying to find a bright side. He has to fight down the suicidal heroic urges to run into the forest the try to rescue people. Fortunately, Yoite still needs him at the village. Who knew a dying kid would help preserve his life in lieu of common sense...]

If you're alone, maybe you're safer! [As if declaring it firmly enough can make it true.]

voice

[psycheosis]

... Feline?

Like a ... a cat?

[evil_bonnet]

Well, uh, my cat's here with me, too. He's a beautiful and smart Persian who doesn't deserve this treatment at all.

[psycheosis]

They even bring your pets, huh...

[whiteroomed]

It's been my personal experience that dogs are very reliable creatures. Were you bit as a child?

[evil_bonnet]

No, I wasn't. [he sounds offended] And dogs are filthy, idiotic creatures.

voice;

[evil_bonnet]

Cats are much, much better. [grumble cats rule grumble]

Guy in charge, hmm? In the supposed town that's on the other side of the forest? Ugh, I'm going to get so much dirt on my hair...

voice;

[evil_bonnet]

I don't care for dogs at all. Such filthy creatures.

[oh the horror of even going near bodies of water] I will most definitely not get in such things. I'll just put off the grooming until I reach this so-called Caravan some people have been telling me about.