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[rainingcereal]

There are sexier ways to get me to take my pants off and bend over. An injection (the type with syringes) is NOT the way.

Comments

VOICE

[apyrostrategy]

[siiigh you kids these days.]

Is this really how you show your gratitude for being cured?

Re: VOICE

[rainingcereal]

You like getting shot up?

[apyrostrategy]

I can't say it was a particularly pleasant experience, but it seems a small price for our restored humanity, don't you agree?

[rainingcereal]

Yeah, but jabs usually make me feel like a fucking god. If I want to feel human, a cup of coffee's good enough.

[outandproudboy]

I agree with you. That was....inappropriate.

[rainingcereal]

[he remembers you, that voice, we ran together... and he doesn't want to remember.]

...yeah, yeah it was.

[outandproudboy]

[Talk about awkward moments in his life, Blaine is just as :| as Neil.]

On the bright side it's finally over and we can go back to your not exactly normal lives.

[rainingcereal]

Normal for me will be hustling at some bar in New York. Not... fairytale land.

[whatsacliche]

[He's taking a moment away from his pity party for this. Be grateful.]

...Dude.

[rainingcereal]

Finn. 'sup?

[whatsacliche]

[You might be his replacement gay friend. Too bad Finn's too out of it to realize he's doing that.] That sounded really dirty.

[rainingcereal]

I know.

[voice]

[justice_by_coma]

You're being lewd again, Neil-san.

[SO much disapproval. XOMG, IT'S THE PENT IN MORALITY POLICE BANGING ON YOUR WINDOW AND TELLING YOU TO SPREAD YOUR LEGS AGAIN.]

It was incredibly longsighted of Assistant Simmon-sama to take such risk for us, and investigate a cure!

[voice]

[rainingcereal]

[that cure thing again.]

You again? Oh come on, just run along now.

[voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[He knows. He was the conscientious bloodsucker who was bothered by the overtones of eating animals. He knows. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TOO HOT, NEIL.]

I'm serious!

[Glowers a little at his junogam, fuming, then cools donw long enough to be sort of irritably concerned. HE'S TOTALLY NOT, OKAY?

HUFF.]

You...turned into something, didn't you?

[Awkwardly concerned.]

[voice]

[rainingcereal]

And why are you asking? Dude, I barely know you from Adam.

[itsahotone]

Like saying 'take off your pants and bend over'? Or do you like a little more romance involved?

[rainingcereal]

That works for me. I don't need some guy who looks like Tarzan but sounds like Jane.

[itsahotone]

Hmm. Easy. I totally respect that in a person.

[rainingcereal]

Oh?