003 | Voice

[likeihatenazis]

[ ...no words can define the combination of frustration and sheer WTF in Burt's voice today, really. Indeed, they cannot. ] Does anyone know what the hell is up with all the birds today? Y'know, like how they even got on the carav-

[ Excuse him for a minute, dropping the Junogam due to turkey attack. There's a nice, far-from-relaxed shout of "

Comments

Nick's just a jerk

[im_driving]

Ohio, seriously?

This must be an improvement for you people.

It works for him. Burt's just cranky >__>

[likeihatenazis]

Oh yeah, sure. Lucky us.

I mean, something like this happens in Lima, we'd probably have to put up with deer.

[im_driving]

How does it feel to so far from a gun shop?

[likeihatenazis]

Right about now's when I wish I'd picked up hunting. [ No matter how much crap Kurt would give him about it. ]

[rainingcereal]

Are you another one of those army guys?

[likeihatenazis]

[ eh? ]

No. Army, uh, wasn't really my schtick.

[rainingcereal]

Then what's with the roll call thing?

[likeihatenazis]

My son doesn't like me callin' it a headcount. Figured it's a good idea to try not to get on his nerves while we're stuck out here.

[voice]

[thebooksaysso]

Somebody was a little overzealous in rescuing the local wildlife? [this is her nicer theory and she still sounds very irritated.]

[voice]

[likeihatenazis]

I don't think they were so happy for the rescue.

Kinda looks like they can handle themselves better than we can.

voice forever.

[evil_dwarves]

[Tiny, tiny whisper because Brittany is hiding in her closet and the sound of turkeys pecking at the door can be heard.]

Um. I'm here. I think.

I don't speak turkey, Mr. Hummel, but I think they are mad that I didn't share my bed with them this morning. They kicked me out, and now I'm hiding in the closet.

/o/

[likeihatenazis]

[ Oh god, he never thought he'd have to handle a killer turkey situation. ]

Right. Uh. Sit tight, okay? I'll figure somethin' out and we'll get you somewhere bird-free.

[evil_dwarves]

[Brittany never thought what she ate last night would come to haunt her! This is what Sue Sylvester was talking about!]

Okay. Are they mad because I have a turkey sandwich in my bag?

[Mutters.] I'm hungry....

[likeihatenazis]

I'm pretty sure the sandwich isn't what they're mad about. Probably just not happy that they got dragged onto this thing. [ Don't matter much to him. ]

VOICE - o god i'm so sorry, lmfao

[apyrostrategy]

You have an interesting vocabulary.

VOICE - Don't be 8D

[likeihatenazis]

Yeah, well. It gets the job done.

LMAO NO BECAUSE HE MEANS IT. /terrible

[apyrostrategy]

Is there any particular meaning to those words?

ffffff

[likeihatenazis]

Which ones?