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Entry 003 [voice]

Nov 07, 2010 16:52

Uh-- I have a kind of...weird question. Does anyone know anything about, uh-- condoms? Like. You can't use them after you use them for balloons, right?

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[voice as always!] itsahotone November 7 2010, 23:06:20 UTC

...Okay, you don't sound five years old. I hope you're kidding.

[saaame] weedyshyguy November 7 2010, 23:39:57 UTC

I think I was five at the time?

You sound pretty young. Maybe I shouldn't have asked this on here...

itsahotone November 7 2010, 23:46:10 UTC

Oh my god, how long have you had those?!

weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 00:14:18 UTC

[mental calculation time]

Um...Fi-- er. Few months.

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[Rage!Housewifery voice] justice_by_coma November 8 2010, 01:57:51 UTC

THAT WAS YOU? [If you were still pint-sized, he would seriously have broomed you for that. Not enough that he would have been taken away for child abuse or anything, but still...

Who uses those for balloons? WHAT KIND OF SEX ARE YOU HAVING?]

Why would you-?!

[Wait a moment, his brain jsut wrapped around a ltitle of that]

You would re-use them? Why would you-?!

[Sputter sputter. There are no words for this kind of horror. He's this close to nosebleeding over the keyboard. Possibly just from an uncleanliness anyeurism more than anything else.]

pfff. you just wait till tomorrow. >.> weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 02:35:21 UTC

I didn't know what they were! I was too wee! Geez!

And I was just asking because now I only have one and that's kind of lame!

Why do you care so much?

Re: pfff. you just wait till tomorrow. >.> justice_by_coma November 8 2010, 02:58:27 UTC

I just got done giving one to...to Neil-kun. [Sounds so not happy with the situation. He's trying to weigh it furiously in his head.]

You...really need them? [Grimace grimace grimace. WHAT IF HE'S UNPREPARED IF HE GIVES YOU HIS "SPARE"? Aah, who's he kidding? he's totally going to give you his spare.]

I...I have one more.

[mumble.]

weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 03:41:43 UTC

Ohhh. No, um. That's okay. I just figured I'd save money if I didn't have to--

[thoughtful pause] I suppose there isn't anywhere to buy new ones, huh?

But, er, no. No, thank you. That's very, um. Kind, though.

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because he cannot leave this be, I leave another placeholder >> likeihatenazis November 8 2010, 03:14:04 UTC

[ ...oh god. ]

No. You can't.

XD weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 03:44:47 UTC

Yeah, that's what people are saying. I figured it was probably a bad idea. They're all stretched out now.

[...]

Not that I'm...small or anything.

likeihatenazis November 9 2010, 23:25:49 UTC

[ Oh god, he did not need to hear that at all. This is what he gets for being a good samaritan of sorts. ]

... Uh-huh.

As long as you know better than to try it.

weedyshyguy November 10 2010, 02:05:46 UTC

I do now. At least I wasn't in the middle of anything...important.

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[voice] thebooksaysso November 8 2010, 03:54:16 UTC

Probably not, no. Unless you want them to slide off or anything in the middle of things.

[voice forever] weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 03:58:47 UTC

...

Yeah, that's what I was worried about. Seems unsafe. I'm pretty concerned with safety. [nonchalant sniff]

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[voice forever] and Church, you're evil :| weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 05:01:36 UTC

Nobody else says that. Are you trying to trick me?

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:| weedyshyguy November 8 2010, 16:57:21 UTC

[hmmmmmmmm]

And it didn't come off?

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